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Make it More Clock-ey !!

so in the US& A the 29th December is National Tick Tock Day....

let us clock in with some timely puns :h:

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Reply 1
Hands down, I'll put this thread on my watch list
Reply 2
Tik, Tok, and two steamy videos
(edited 2 years ago)
Reply 3
Dial Another Day
No Time To Dial
Reply 4
Does a bisexual pendulum swing both ways ?
Reply 5
Big Ben says to the Tower of Pisa:

If you have the inclination, I have the time
Reply 6
2.30 ... time to go to the dentist
6.30 ... best time of day, hands down or
11.59 and 59 seconds ... second to noon
Reply 7
Got a job at the herb factory... left because I had too much thyme on my hands, it was only seasonal
Reply 8
Original post by meddad
Hands down, I'll put this thread on my watch list

Tik Tok, and two steamy videos

Dial Another Day :007:

No Time To Dial :007:

Does a bisexual pendulum swing both ways ?

Big Ben says to the Tower of Pisa:

If you have the inclination, I have the time

2.30 ... time to go to the dentist
6.30 ... best time of day, hands down or
11.59 and 59 seconds ... second to noon

Got a job at the herb factory... left because I had too much thyme on my hands, it was only seasonal

https://youtu.be/kZTBDnj0Cgc


:woo: it's all in the timing Sir Meddad ! :yay:

the people of Bvlgaria are lovin' it :h:

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Господа, може би сте изгубили чорапите си?
Голямата Стоянка сливата намери чифт рано тази сутрин зад пекарната.
Беше до маншон на една дама.
Ако искате да вземете тези артикули, просто отидете на рецепцията и дискретен разговор с голямата Надежда.
Тя се грижи за тях в специалния си шкаф, заедно с много други дрехи, музикални инструменти и няколко дървени мозайки.
Може би бихте предпочели да премахнете петната от чорапи, преди да го поставите отново?
Просто поискайте от голямото N да даде назаем нейния спрей Pledge™ 2 в 1 и подложката Brillo с размер на семейството.

Мануш Зитко Чергански

Заместник-помощник надзирател по изчезнали неща и това

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Reply 10
Hour long has this thread been running?
Reply 11
time for bed

:wavey:

:bigsmile:

cu2moro
Original post by the bear
so in the US& A the 29th December is National Tick Tock Day....

let us clock in with some timely puns :h:

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Only just clocked how the book related to clocks 😅
Mouldy Old Joe - Leiutenant Pigeon

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To Kill A Clocking Bird.
Reply 15
Original post by Ax Sleepy
Only just clocked how the book related to clocks 😅


How does it?
Reply 16
Moby Tick.
Reply 17
The Watches Of Eastwick.
Original post by Cote1
How does it?

Read the spoiler
Sea Shanty West Coast - operates a replacement boat service when there are no trains running.
That "pun" is the best i could come up with sorry

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