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Make it More Russian-ey !!

let us use today's puns to target the USSR and that :h:


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You can duma piano but you can't duma fish
Putin on the Ritz
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Original post by Sinnoh
You can duma piano but you can't duma fish

:woo: thank you so much Sinnoh :h:

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the Pussycat Russian Dolls - a US Noughties pop group :moon:
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Original post by bl0bf1sh
Putin on the Ritz

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Original post by The_Lonely_Goatherd
the Pussycat Russian Dolls - a US Noughties pop group :moon:

:rave: well played Your Ladyship :girl:

let's find an ABBA one for you....

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I'm Lubyanka - Ivor Biggun
Little Red Soviet - Prince

Pack off your troubles to the old gulag
Original post by Joinedup
Little Red Soviet - Prince


Not having that. That's terrible.

Pack off your troubles to the old gulag


Perfect.
I thought there was going to finally be some Russian representation but it turns out that it’s just stereotypes and puns :redface::cockup:😐
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A Tsar Is Born.
The Durzelovs lived at 10 Privyet Drive
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Basil Brussia.
Reply 16
Scraping the barrel.


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Krem de la krem.
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My previous pun thread contribution did not exactly go like clockwork, and this time I can barely think of anything to putin
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Original post by Joinedup
I'm Lubyanka - Ivor Biggun

Little Red Soviet - Prince

Pack off your troubles to the old gulag


:woo: a fine troika of puns comrade J ! :yay:

the people of Mother Russia are spilling their Kvass :yep:

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Господа,
может быть, вы потеряли свою шубу?
Осетровая девочка Большая Василиска нашла сегодня рано утром за баней.
Рядом был женский кокошник.
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прежде чем снова носить ее на публике?
Просто попросите у большого А дать ей спрей Cillit Bang и прочную щетку для чистки.

Виссарион Зиновий Святославович Барышников

Заместитель помощника наркома по пропавшим вещам и тому подобное.

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Reply 19
Original post by sciencegcsesss
I thought there was going to finally be some Russian representation but it turns out that it’s just stereotypes and puns :redface::cockup:😐




perhaps a few decades in Siberia will change your mind tovarich :h:

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