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so in the US& A the 5th January is National Bird Day
let us show our appreciation for our feathered friends with some high flying puns
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let us show our appreciation for our feathered friends with some high flying puns
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your puns have come home to roost Sir J ! 
the people of Parus are spilling their Absinthe
Messieurs,
veuillez ne pas sécher votre ail sur les radiateurs des vestiaires.
Cette herbe piquante est irrésistible pour les mouches françaises et cela.
Bientôt, les oiseaux volent à l'intérieur pour se régaler des insectes.
Bientôt, c'est le pandémonium complet alors que les oiseaux se battent
et attaquent les rideaux avec leurs pieds pointus.
La semaine dernière encore, la grande Coralie,
la femme de ménage,
m'a dit qu'un martinet avait volé son rouge à lèvres aux toilettes.
Pourquoi ne pas laisser votre ail à la réception à votre arrivée ?
Big Mireille a une armoire spéciale pour sécher toutes sortes d'herbes.
Jean Pierre Eugène Félicien Peytier
Sous-commissaire adjoint à l'ail et que
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Gentlemen,
please do not dry your garlic on the changing room radiators.
This pungent herb is irresistible to French flies and that.
Soon the birds fly indoors to feast on the insects.
Before long it is complete pandemonium as the birds fight each other
and attack the curtains with their pointy feet.
Only last week big Coralie the cleaning lady told me
that a swift stole her lipstick from the rest room.
Why not leave your garlic at reception when you arrive ?
Big Mireille has a special cupboard for drying all manner of herbs.
Jean Pierre Eugène Félicien Peytier
Deputy Assistant Commissioner of garlic and that
please do not dry your garlic on the changing room radiators.
This pungent herb is irresistible to French flies and that.
Soon the birds fly indoors to feast on the insects.
Before long it is complete pandemonium as the birds fight each other
and attack the curtains with their pointy feet.
Only last week big Coralie the cleaning lady told me
that a swift stole her lipstick from the rest room.
Why not leave your garlic at reception when you arrive ?
Big Mireille has a special cupboard for drying all manner of herbs.
Jean Pierre Eugène Félicien Peytier
Deputy Assistant Commissioner of garlic and that
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i hope this is not just a flying visit Your Ladyship 
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Picnic at Hanging Rook
Picnic at Hanging Rook
this is a ripper cobber !! put this medal round your gregory Sir Nulli !
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(Original post by the bear)
so in the US& A the 5th January is National Bird Day
let us show our appreciation for our feathered friends with some high flying puns
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so in the US& A the 5th January is National Bird Day
let us show our appreciation for our feathered friends with some high flying puns
Spoiler:
Reality Check Toki the Dumdum harrysbar The_Lonely_Goatherd Good bloke Muttley79 nulli tertius chazwomaqAndrew97 Plantagenet Crown Fullofsurprises LiberOfLondon ecolierlondonmyst Sammylou40GlazJoinedup uberteknikPhoenixfeather99AngryJellyfish laurawattwinterscomingBlue_Cow RedTwisttoonervoustotalk Deggs_14 HRobson_BMCSinnoh SaDe7RogerOxonAnonymous1502 DrewskiQuasaParacosm The Usherette™ lyer in hellfyreMidge Bang Udder OrderProducktiveOndeKarelinaGreyWolfTooDr CoxPhantom 1517Dan0101026Soapusername5264250FV75mqb2766cambioTobelstienCoolBroStereoKjekjeSkittishNappLaserquestAleshabecausethenightOberonflyLovelyFoxProxyBuckHowlsHalfeti RoseWoooordabsolutelysproutMoonboChoc fanGhostladyCoolestMacyAmeliaLyndseyROTLRsxgewSameeraClaudiaDaveoNeviBlackCatFlobroLaurenceAnonymous1502Guru JasonLego Men OnJoyfulGeekMarkovHardy_BtgHannaRufusSynergy~Medic WilVanessaCnightingalegendVersionsBecca216Mr WillyjellyRetreadicossummerberrychopinnocMesopotGolderzshortieTashFionaandDonkeymnotzetamfctinygirlBlueIndigoVioletTJ1997DaryaJoyAstraPhoenixRoseWannaCambioAsaYunoouser11235813cleanseBexKorrasmorrasajilemonadeteatreblebeefox houndbbyooserJolesJustaboutmeddadCute KawaiiImperatorFatinespinningtopjoey srpugglet HellllppppScarletMillionsSir Rutlandtimespentjackpotu_w_DSKEdacba_w_HALLOONMickey@M&Spharmer@S&FProperladFFFMehvijRam RYeoAeshaMarkWise GTinyPizzahomecounterPStevensAmeliab2PRich PCkentReading MumKing LouiswaxerAzureWindChlaminmate4DopticsDentaldreamsjustvisitedSocraticNikkiBHM365nm12345Leafysealonestercote1ojhungrysalBraindraindjinnsterArtfultinyBenjiHedgeyJoshwoodsniamhblobfish
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Reality Check Toki the Dumdum harrysbar The_Lonely_Goatherd Good bloke Muttley79 nulli tertius chazwomaqAndrew97 Plantagenet Crown Fullofsurprises LiberOfLondon ecolierlondonmyst Sammylou40GlazJoinedup uberteknikPhoenixfeather99AngryJellyfish laurawattwinterscomingBlue_Cow RedTwisttoonervoustotalk Deggs_14 HRobson_BMCSinnoh SaDe7RogerOxonAnonymous1502 DrewskiQuasaParacosm The Usherette™ lyer in hellfyreMidge Bang Udder OrderProducktiveOndeKarelinaGreyWolfTooDr CoxPhantom 1517Dan0101026Soapusername5264250FV75mqb2766cambioTobelstienCoolBroStereoKjekjeSkittishNappLaserquestAleshabecausethenightOberonflyLovelyFoxProxyBuckHowlsHalfeti RoseWoooordabsolutelysproutMoonboChoc fanGhostladyCoolestMacyAmeliaLyndseyROTLRsxgewSameeraClaudiaDaveoNeviBlackCatFlobroLaurenceAnonymous1502Guru JasonLego Men OnJoyfulGeekMarkovHardy_BtgHannaRufusSynergy~Medic WilVanessaCnightingalegendVersionsBecca216Mr WillyjellyRetreadicossummerberrychopinnocMesopotGolderzshortieTashFionaandDonkeymnotzetamfctinygirlBlueIndigoVioletTJ1997DaryaJoyAstraPhoenixRoseWannaCambioAsaYunoouser11235813cleanseBexKorrasmorrasajilemonadeteatreblebeefox houndbbyooserJolesJustaboutmeddadCute KawaiiImperatorFatinespinningtopjoey srpugglet HellllppppScarletMillionsSir Rutlandtimespentjackpotu_w_DSKEdacba_w_HALLOONMickey@M&Spharmer@S&FProperladFFFMehvijRam RYeoAeshaMarkWise GTinyPizzahomecounterPStevensAmeliab2PRich PCkentReading MumKing LouiswaxerAzureWindChlaminmate4DopticsDentaldreamsjustvisitedSocraticNikkiBHM365nm12345Leafysealonestercote1ojhungrysalBraindraindjinnsterArtfultinyBenjiHedgeyJoshwoodsniamhblobfish
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well played Sir Nulli ! 
the people of Parus are clutching their sides
Messieurs,
veuillez ne pas jouer à des jeux insensés avec les dames de la réception
lorsqu'elles s'endorment après le déjeuner.
Tenter d'équilibrer la maquette de la Tour Eiffel sur leurs têtes
est à la fois immature et dangereux.
Le bout pointu au sommet pourrait facilement provoquer
une vilaine lacération si la tour tombait.
Parier sur la durée pendant laquelle la tour reste en place contrevient
à la fois à la législation nationale et locale sur les jeux de hasard.
Obtenez une vie vous les lécheurs de savon.
Paul-Eugène de Faudoas-Barbazan
Sous-commissaire adjoint à la sécurité du personnel et que
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Gentlemen,
please do not play foolish games with the reception ladies
when they fall asleep after lunch.
Trying to balance the model of the Eiffel Tower on their heads
is both immature and dangerous.
The pointy bit at the top could easily cause
a nasty laceration if the tower fell off.
Betting on the amount of time the tower remains in place
contravenes both state and local gambling legislation.
Get a life you soap lickers.
Paul-Eugène de Faudoas-Barbazan
Deputy Assistant Commissioner of staff safety and that
please do not play foolish games with the reception ladies
when they fall asleep after lunch.
Trying to balance the model of the Eiffel Tower on their heads
is both immature and dangerous.
The pointy bit at the top could easily cause
a nasty laceration if the tower fell off.
Betting on the amount of time the tower remains in place
contravenes both state and local gambling legislation.
Get a life you soap lickers.
Paul-Eugène de Faudoas-Barbazan
Deputy Assistant Commissioner of staff safety and that
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