Government announces that LFTs are no longer necessary for poor people. *FAKE NEWS*
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Original post by Cancelled Alice
Starts at Easter, runs through till September without a break. By Mrs Patels standards, taking the summer holidays in to account, teachers are basically working part time hours for full time pay.
Ok.
So is there going to be like 25 days leave or what?
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And is this just for 2021?
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Original post by Quady
Can't find much info about this
The second post in this thread explains why.
There has actually been policy suggestions to extend the school day by an hour or shorten holidays as catch up strategies, but nothing formal.
Not remotely believable. 
A thatcherite leaning female politician fuelled by the insatiable ambition that Priti Patel has would never be satisfied with merely antagonising the teaching unions by being the Conservative education minister responsible for introducing 11hr extended school days.
12.5hrs would be the minimum school day extension implemented.
Excluding all breaks- including lunch and daily 'rule brittania' whole school assemblies to promote british patriotism from the age of 4.
A thatcherite leaning female politician fuelled by the insatiable ambition that Priti Patel has would never be satisfied with merely antagonising the teaching unions by being the Conservative education minister responsible for introducing 11hr extended school days.
12.5hrs would be the minimum school day extension implemented.
Excluding all breaks- including lunch and daily 'rule brittania' whole school assemblies to promote british patriotism from the age of 4.
Original post by londonmyst
Not remotely believable.
A thatcherite leaning female politician fuelled by the insatiable ambition that Priti Patel has would never be satisfied with merely antagonising the teaching unions by being the Conservative education minister responsible for introducing 11hr extended school days.
12.5hrs would be the minimum school day extension implemented.
Excluding all breaks- including lunch and daily 'rule brittania' whole school assemblies to promote british patriotism from the age of 4.
A thatcherite leaning female politician fuelled by the insatiable ambition that Priti Patel has would never be satisfied with merely antagonising the teaching unions by being the Conservative education minister responsible for introducing 11hr extended school days.
12.5hrs would be the minimum school day extension implemented.
Excluding all breaks- including lunch and daily 'rule brittania' whole school assemblies to promote british patriotism from the age of 4.
Yes at least make fiction seem credible.
Original post by Crazed cat lady
The second post in this thread explains why.
Does it? Tis just a rhetorical question :/
Original post by londonmyst
Not remotely believable.
A thatcherite leaning female politician fuelled by the insatiable ambition that Priti Patel has would never be satisfied with merely antagonising the teaching unions by being the Conservative education minister responsible for introducing 11hr extended school days.
12.5hrs would be the minimum school day extension implemented.
Excluding all breaks- including lunch and daily 'rule brittania' whole school assemblies to promote british patriotism from the age of 4.
A thatcherite leaning female politician fuelled by the insatiable ambition that Priti Patel has would never be satisfied with merely antagonising the teaching unions by being the Conservative education minister responsible for introducing 11hr extended school days.
12.5hrs would be the minimum school day extension implemented.
Excluding all breaks- including lunch and daily 'rule brittania' whole school assemblies to promote british patriotism from the age of 4.
I’ve also heard that government have also pledged to provide more funding to schools in the form a Union Jack Flag fund
The comments in this thread are not going to make sense now
Original post by Cancelled Alice
I’ve also heard that government have also pledged to provide more funding to schools in the form a Union Jack Flag fund
Only available to schools that have at least 10 high visibility statues of a Union Jack Wearing Bulldog.
Original post by hungrysalamander
The comments in this thread are not going to make sense now
The fake news thread was never meant to make sense. Fake news has got to have something in common with real news.
Original post by Cancelled Alice
The fake news thread was never meant to make sense. Fake news has got to have something in common with real news.
Fair enough, I guess this will become a dynamic thread based on current events?
The mods are not going to be happy with the change of title- unless you add the words FAKE NEWS.
Preferably in very large bold bright red text.
Preferably in very large bold bright red text.
Original post by londonmyst
The mods are not going to be happy with the change of title- unless you add the words FAKE NEWS.
Preferably in very large bold bright red text.
Preferably in very large bold bright red text.
Point taken. Thanks LM.
It’s coming around the corner though, I bet you.
Original post by hungrysalamander
dynamic thread based on current events?
Yeah that sounds smooth.
Original post by Cancelled Alice
I’ve also heard that government have also pledged to provide more funding to schools in the form a Union Jack Flag fund
That's going to cost a heck of a lot. Like £50tn? How on earth will that be funded?
Original post by londonmyst
Only available to schools that have at least 10 high visibility statues of a Union Jack Wearing Bulldog.
Is a Bulldog a type of ship?
Original post by Cancelled Alice
A government spokesman has revealed that after a comprehensive review of the evidence, including social media usage data, the conclusion that ‘COVID is a disease which is exclusive to the middle class’ has been drawn. This is ‘good news [for the tax payer] as free lateral flow tests are no longer justifiable. If you can afford to buy a coffee on the way to work, you need to test’.
This is currently, at this point in time *FAKE NEWS*.
This is currently, at this point in time *FAKE NEWS*.
That's not true, Prince William had it.
Original post by Quady
That's going to cost a heck of a lot. Like £50tn? How on earth will that be funded?
We aren’t talking about gold plated union jacks!
Original post by Cancelled Alice
We aren’t talking about gold plated union jacks!
Right.....
But what about the ships they'll be on?
Original post by Quady
Is a Bulldog a type of ship?
Not yet.
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