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so in the US& A the 20th of January is National Disc Jockey Day

let us sample some banging puns for this special occasion. shamone.

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https://dj.fandom.com/wiki/DJ_terminology/lingo

https://nostalgiacentral.com/music/a.../disc-jockeys/
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Do You Ken Bruce John Peel?

The Nikki Campbells are Coming

The Jimmy Young Ones

The Janice Long Good Friday

Annie Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square

The Ballad of Jenson the Kid
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Omicron first arrived in New Zealand last month, in another Dimension
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Everett: Alone at the Summit (book)
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Happiness is a Wogan - The Beatles
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Lost in Turntable Action

Drivetiming Miss Daisy

The Good, the Fatboy and the Early Show
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(Original post by nulli tertius)
Do You Ken Bruce John Peel?

The Nikki Campbells are Coming

The Jimmy Young Ones

The Janice Long Good Friday

Annie Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square

The Ballad of Jenson the Kid
:woo: your wheels of steel are red hot Sir Nulli ! late night punnage at its finest :yay:

the people of Pan are lovin' it

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Tuan-tuan,
tolong jangan berikan minuman keras pada resepsionis
saat mereka sedang bertugas.
Para pekerja kunci ini diharuskan untuk melakukan tugas-tugas
yang sangat teknis dan tidak dapat melakukannya secara
efektif setelah mengkonsumsi etanol.
Baru minggu lalu Darwis besar meminum beberapa liter
getah fermentasi dari pohon lontar dan tidak bisa
mengoperasikan konsol CCTV.
Kami harus menangguhkan keanggotaan
Pak Sidabungke sebagai tindakan pencegahan.
Anda dipersilakan untuk menawarkan kopi kepada
para wanita dari mesin di lobi sebagai gantinya.


Onggo Dingbang Wenling

Wakil Asisten Penegakan ketenangan staf dan itu

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Gentlemen,
please do not ply the reception ladies with strong liquor when they are on duty.
These key workers are required to perfom highly technical tasks
and are unable to do so effectively after consuming ethanol.
Only last week big Darwis drank several liters of fermented sap
from the Lontar tree and was unable to operate the CCTV console.
We had to suspend the membership of Mr Sidabungke as a precaution.
You are welcome to offer the ladies a coffee from the machine in the foyer instead.


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(Original post by Laurence010401)
Omicron first arrived in New Zealand last month, in another Dimension
:woo: kia ora L-dogg ! Kei te pēhea koe ? :beard:

is there any way of showing us how people dance in Aotearoa ? :holmes:

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Everett: Alone at the Summit (book)

Happiness is a Wogan - The Beatles
:woo: smashing punnage Sir J... really nice :yay:

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(Original post by Fullofsurprises)
Lost in Turntable Action

Drivetiming Miss Daisy

The Good, the Fatboy and the Early Show
:rave: a great set Your Ladyship :girl:

Bo Selecta !!!!

the people of Pan (v.s) are clutching their sides

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Wanita,
mungkin sarung tangan Anda salah letak?
Widyawati Besar si gadis sukun menemukan
sepasang di belakang rumah panjang tadi pagi.
Mereka berada di sebelah sopak seorang pria.
Jika Anda ingin mengambil barang-barang ini,
cukup mampir ke resepsionis dan bicarakan
dengan baik dengan Quinty besar.
Dia merawat mereka di lemari khusus,
bersama dengan banyak pakaian lainnya,
alat musik dan peralatan pingpong.
Mungkin Anda lebih suka menghilangkan noda
dari sarung tangan Anda sebelum memolesnya kembali?

Cukup minta Q besar untuk meminjamkan semprotan Pledge™ 2-in-1 dan bantalan brillo ukuran keluarga.

Gijsbert Bambam Tanuwidjaja

Wakil Asisten Pengawas barang-barang yang hilang dan itu

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Ladies,
perhaps you have mislaid your sarung tangan ?
Big Widyawati the breadfruit girl found a pair
behind the longhouse early this morning.
They were next to a gentleman's sopak.
If you wish to retrieve these items just pop along to reception
and have a discreet word with big Quinty.
She is looking after them in her special cupboard,
along with many other garments,
musical instruments and the ping pong equipment.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains
from your saruang tangan before popping them back on again ?
Just ask big Q for a lend of her Pledge™ 2-in-1 spray
and the family sized brillo pad.

Gijsbert Bambam Tanuwidjaja

Deputy Assistant Overseer of missing things and that
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Hubble bubble Moyles in trouble...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Moyles
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Hubble bubble Moyles in trouble...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Moyles
:woo: thank you for this heavyweight pun Sir J ! :yay:

the people of Pan are experiencing a magnitude 7.1 mirthquake :afraid:

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Tuan-tuan,
mungkin Anda salah meletakkan sopak?
Widyawati Besar si gadis sukun menemukan satu
di belakang rumah panjang tadi pagi.
Itu di sebelah sepasang sarung tangan wanita.
Jika Anda ingin mengambil barang ini,
cukup mampir ke resepsionis dan bicarakan
dengan baik dengan Quinty besar.
Dia merawatnya di lemari khusus, bersama
dengan banyak produk rambut lainnya,
alat musik dan peralatan pingpong.
Mungkin Anda lebih suka menghilangkan noda dari
sopak Anda sebelum memasangnya kembali?
Minta saja Q besar untuk meminjamkan semprotan
Cillit Bang™ dan sikat gosok yang kokoh.

Gijsbert Bambam Tanuwidjaja

Wakil Asisten Pengawas barang-barang yang hilang dan itu


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Gentlemen,
perhaps you have mislaid your sopak ?
Big Widyawati the breadfruit girl found one
behind the longhouse early this morning.
It was next to a pair of ladies' sarung tangan.
If you wish to retrieve this item just pop along to reception
and have a discreet word with big Quinty.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other hair products,
musical instruments and the ping pong equipment.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains
from your sopak before popping it back on again ?
Just ask big Q for a lend of her Cillit Bang™ spray and the sturdy scrubbing brush.

Gijsbert Bambam Tanuwidjaja

Deputy Assistant Overseer of missing things and that
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Devils Vance - Metallica

:headbang::headfire:

https://www.theguardian.com/music/mu...avy-metal-guru
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:woo: thank you for the education Sir J ! :ahee:

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(Original post by the bear)
:woo: kia ora L-dogg ! Kei te pēhea koe ? :beard:

is there any way of showing us how people dance in Aotearoa ? :holmes:

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watch just before the start of any all blacks rugby match, I guess
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(Original post by Laurence010401)
watch just before the start of any all blacks rugby match, I guess
i'm sure i once saw a film of a lady doing a funny dance ? :hmmmm2:
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i'm sure i once saw a film of a lady doing a funny dance ? :hmmmm2:
yes you did. Want me to share it again?
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(Original post by Laurence010401)
yes you did. Want me to share it again?
:bigsmile:
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:bigsmile:
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