Make it More Cheese-ey !!

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so in the US& A the 20th of January is National Cheese Lovers Day

let us roll out some mature punnage on this topic :yep:

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Emmental health
The gouda wife
Brie from desire
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(Original post by mnot)
Emmental health
The gouda wife
Brie from desire
:woo: these are grate mnot :ahee:

the people of Curdistan are lovin' it

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Xerîdarên hêja,
ji kerema xwe mastê xwe li ser radyatorên odeya guhêrtinê xira nekin.
Ev delaliya xwerû hejmareke mezin mêşan dikişîne û ew.
Di demeke nêzîk de çûk digihêjin kêzikan.
Demek pê de ew tam şewat e ji ber ku çûk bi hev
re şer dikin û bi lingên xwe yên tûj êrîşî perdeyan dikin.
Hefteya borî, Şehrîvana mezin, xanima paqijiyê ji min re got ku
Françolînek Reş çend saetan di çenteya xwe ya kirînê de veşartiye.
Çima dema ku hûn gihîştin mastê xwe li resepsiyonê nahêlin?
Mêhrîbana mezin ji bo hemû cureyên şîranî dolabek taybet heye.

Pîrmûs Berxwedan Xwedêda

Cîgirê Alîkarê Rêveberê mast û ew


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Valued customers,
please do not ferment your yoghurt on the changing room radiators.
This nutritious delicacy attracts great numbers of flies and that.
Soon the birds arrive to feast on the insects.
Before long it is complete pandemonium as the birds fight each other
and attack the curtains with their pointy feet.
Only last week big Şehrîvan the cleaning lady told me
that a Black Francolin hid in her shopping bag for several hours.
Why not leave your yoghurt at reception when you arrive ?
Big Mehrîban has a special cupboard for all manner of dairy products.

Pîrmûs Berxwedan Xwedêda

Deputy Assistant Manager of yoghurt and that
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another grate "make it more ...-ey" by the camembear!

to brie or not to brie
only the gouda die young
it's stilton rock and roll to me
you cheddar can tell
is this the way to mozzarella
flight of the bumblebrie
brieoncé
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(Original post by bl0bf1sh)
another grate "make it more ...-ey" by the camembear!

to brie or not to brie
only the gouda die young
it's stilton rock and roll to me
you cheddar can tell
is this the way to mozzarella
flight of the bumblebrie
brieoncé
:rave: a fine selection from the cheesy pun trolley bl0b :girl:

the people of Curdistan are clutching their sides

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Jinan,
belkî hûn ji bo dîtina hevjînek minasib ji bo zaroka
xwe ya mezin tengasiyê dibînin?
Ew dikare bibe kabûsek bêkêmasî,
nemaze heke ew di yurta gemar de ji dayik bûne,
an jî heke di cebilxaneyê de kilijên herî tûj nebin.
Bêhêvî nebin!
Em bi kêfxweşî xizmetên resepsiyona mezin Şewba off pêşkêşî we dikin.
Ew nêçîra hevjînê bi tecrûbe ye ku dikare gelek şahidiyên
ronî yên dayikên rehet bi we re parve bike.
Big Ş pir zêde xerc nake, û ger zewac di nav sê salan de têk biçe,
garantî dike ku dê her dînar vegerîne.

Qareman Jîndar Bêbaş

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Ladies,
perhaps you are having trouble finding a suitable spouse for your eldest child ?
It can be a complete nightmare,
especially if they were born in the ugly yurt,
or if they are not the sharpest kilij in the armoury.
Do not despair !
We are delighted to offer you the services of big Şewba off reception.
She is an experienced nêçîra hevjînê who can share
many glowing testimonials from relieved Mums with you.
Big Ş does not charge very much,
and guarantees to refund every dinar if the marriage fails within three years.

Qareman Jîndar Bêbaş

Deputy Assistant Manager of marital bliss and that
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it's been grate

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Curd is the Word - The Trashmen
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Oft in the Stilly Ton

The Hunt for Red Leicester
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(Original post by bl0bf1sh)
another grate "make it more ...-ey" by the camembear!

to brie or not to brie
only the gouda die young
it's stilton rock and roll to me
you cheddar can tell
is this the way to mozzarella
flight of the bumblebrie
brieoncé
Sounds like you're living life on the wedge

The Stilton one Blue me away
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My Whey - F Sinatra
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Pun here.
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(Original post by Joinedup)
Curd is the Word - The Trashmen

My Whey - F Sinatra
:woo: hehehe these are very tasty Sir J !! :yay:

#2 has earned you this handsome medal:

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(Original post by nulli tertius)
Oft in the Stilly Ton

The Hunt for Red Leicester
:woo: very toothsome Sir Nulli ! :yay:

i understand that only one type of milk is allowed in the production of Red Leicester;

namely
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Sounds like you're living life on the wedge

The Stilton one Blue me away
:woo: well played Sir Meddad ! :ahee:

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Pun here.
:woo: business class Hedge-ji !! :rofl:

i think this deserves a medal :congrats:

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