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so in the US& A the 23rd of January is National Pie Day :drool:

let us cook up some tasty punnage on the theme of food involving pastry :yep:

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Dr Frankenstein liked to eat Scottish savoury pastries in his laboratory

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pastries
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This should be as easy as pie
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Little Box of Pies in a Big Shop
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lattice get choux this!
peter pain au chocolat
vol-au-vent (a take on abba's voulez-vous)
the torte of the rings: the filoship of the ring
a nata one bites the crust
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Pie of the Tiger - Survivor



It's Pie-day I'm in Love - The Cure

SuperPie - Curtis Mayfield

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(Original post by meddad)
This should be as easy as pie
:woo: good one Sir Meddad ! :yay:

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Little Box of Pies in a Big Shop
:rave: thank you so much tp :girl:

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(Original post by bl0bf1sh)
lattice get choux this!
peter pain au chocolat
vol-au-vent (a take on abba's voulez-vous)
the torte of the rings: the filoship of the ring
a nata one bites the crust
:rave: a fine display of pastries Ma'am :girl:

the Danish people are løvin' it :yep:

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Mine damer,
lad venligst være med at tørre din bacon på omklædningsrummets radiatorer.
denne lækre kødgodbid tiltrækker horder af fluer og det.
Snart flyver fuglene indendørs for at nyde insekterne.
Inden længe er det fuldstændig pandemonium,
da fuglene kæmper mod hinanden og angriber gardinerne med deres spidse fødder.
Først i sidste uge fortalte store Lise-Lotte rengøringsdamen mig,
at en sangsvane stjal hendes transistorradio.
Hvorfor ikke efterlade din bacon i receptionen, når du ankommer?
Big Florica har et særligt skab til spegede kød.

Steen Ottesen Brahe

Souschef for svinekødsprodukter og det


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Ladies,
please do not dry your bacon on the changing room radiators.
this delicious meat treat attracts hordes of flies and that.
Soon the birds fly indoors to feast on the insects.
Before long it is complete pandemonium as the birds fight each other
and attack the curtains with their pointy feet.
Only last week big Lise-Lotte the cleaning lady told me
that a whooper swan stole her transistor radio.
Why not leave your bacon at reception when you arrive ?
Big Florica has a special cupboard for cured meats.

Steen Ottesen Brahe

Deputy Assistant Manager of pork products and that
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(Original post by Joinedup)
Pie of the Tiger - Survivor

It's Pie-day I'm in Love - The Cure

SuperPie - Curtis Mayfield
:woo: well baked punnage Sir J !! :yay:

the Danish people are clutching their sides

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Mine herrer,
lad venligst være med at overlade receptionsdamerne
med stærk spiritus, når de er på vagt.
Disse nøglemedarbejdere er uddannet til at
udføre præcise tekniske opgaver.
De kan ikke fungere korrekt efter indtagelse af ethanol.
Kun i sidste uge drak store Frederikke næsten tre liter Glogg og
kunne ikke opdatere medlemsdatabasen.
Vi var for en sikkerheds skyld nødt til at suspendere
hr. Westergaards medlemskab.
Du er velkommen til at købe damerne en kop kaffe
fra maskinen i foyeren i stedet.

Johann Dietrich von Haxthausen

souschef i personale ædruelighed og det


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Gentlemen,
please do not ply the reception ladies
with strong liquor when they are on duty.
These key workers are trained to carry out precise technical tasks.
They cannot perform properly after imbibing ethanol.
Only last week big Frederikke drank nearly three liters of Glogg and
was unable to update the members' database.
We had to suspend the membership of Mr Westergaard as a precaution.
You are welcome to buy the ladies a coffee from the machine in the foyer instead.

Johann Dietrich von Haxthausen

Deputy Assistant Manager of staff sobriety and that
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good pie

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Lots of copy and pastry on this thread, smh.
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Lots of copy and pastry on this thread, smh.
:woo: well played my friend :yay:

welcome to the pâtisserie of puns :wavey:

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Classic Top of the Pops - Greggs & Co performing All Pie Myself
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Classic Top of the Pops - Greggs & Co performing All Pie Myself
Can you Buy, Buy American Pie at Greggs?
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Classic Top of the Pops - Greggs & Co performing All Pie Myself
:rave: very tasty Your Ladyship ! :girl:

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Can you Buy, Buy American Pie at Greggs?
probably :yep:

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Can you Buy, Buy American Pie at Greggs?
Yes, it's made by Don Macaroon-Clean & Co.
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Scone Girl

Raisin The Titanic

Lord Of The Pies

Cool Hand Flute

Scream bun

Baking Bad

The Buns Of Navarone

The Choux-shank Redemption

Puff Pastry The Magic Dragon

A Boy Named Charlie Brownie
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Scone Girl

Raisin The Titanic

Lord Of The Pies

Cool Hand Flute

Scream bun

Baking Bad

The Buns Of Navarone

The Choux-shank Redemption

Puff The Magic Dragon

A Boy Named Charlie Brownie
:rave: a wonderful list of pastry based puns; no shortening needed :girl:

i think that "The Buns of Navarone" is especially toothsome :congrats:

the Danish people are experiencing a magnitude 8.8 mirthquake :afraid:

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Mine damer,
i morgen aften afholder vi vores årlige velgørenheds-twerkathon
i Sandi Tøksvig parkourcenter.
I år går overskuddet til Natklubs Sikkerhedsudøvere i nød.
Pandemiårene har ikke været venlige over for
disse nøglearbejdere i natteøkonomien.
Med din hjælp kan de komme tilbage.
Hvis du har lyst til at deltage i dansen,
så mød op i receptionen og få en snak med store Yrsa.
Deltagergebyret er rigsdaler 37.
Dette inkluderer et stort Stjerneskud og en halv liter akvavit.
Hvis du ikke har dine egne yogabukser, kan du låne et par fra big Y.
Hun laver dem hjemme af svineskind og lycra™.
Knapperne er ægte minktænder.

Jørgen-Knud Thøgersen

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Ladies,
tomorrow evening we shall be holding our annual charity twerkathon
at the Sandi Tøksvig parkour center.
This year the proceeds will go to Nightclub Security Practitioners in need.
The pandemic years have not been kind
to these key workers in the night time economy.
With your help they can bounce back.
If you would like to take part in the dancing,
just pop along to reception and have a chat with big Yrsa.
The entry fee is rigsdaler 37.
This includes a large Stjerneskud and a pint of akvavit.
If you do not have your own yoga pants you can borrow a pair from big Y.
She makes them at home from pigskin and lycra™.
The buttons are genuine mink teeth.

Jørgen-Knud Thøgersen

Deputy Assistant Overseer of lady dancing and that
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