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so in the US& A the 24th of January is Macintosh Computer Day :yawn:

let us use punnage to celebrate everything about desktop computahs

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this idea was quickly abandoned in favor of plastic mice



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Little Desktop of the Big Computing Society
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https://igotoffer.com/microsoft/pc-basic-terms

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_computer

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histor...onal_computers
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Little Desktop of the Big Computing Society
:rave: thank you for your high speed upload tp :girl:
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I bought my first Apple last year…it wasn’t as good as the Windows I had in 1998
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I bought my first Apple last year…it wasn’t as good as the Windows I had in 1998
Windows 98 rocks !!!
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Windows 98 rocks !!!
I took it for a hard drive around the block and it made it without any scratches :yes:
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Old Mac Jobby Had a Farm

Ipad Did it My Way

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(Original post by Mesopotamian.)
I took it for a hard drive around the block and it made it without any scratches :yes:
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Gone with the windows

Dial up another day :007:

Gregory's gimp

Cache on a hot tin roof

Lord of the reboot [or ROM]: the fellowship of the recycle bin

Lord of the reboot: the two terabytes

Lord of the reboot; the return of the keyboard

Bot out of hell {RIP Meatloaf]
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"Hello From The Other Side"

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Old Mac Jobby Had a Farm

Ipad Did it My Way

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:rave: opinion is divided as to whether an ipad is a desktop.... :girl:

the people of Amstradam are happy with your work

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Dames,
misschien vindt u het moeilijk om een geschikte
partner voor uw oudste kind te vinden?
Het kan een complete nachtmerrie zijn,
vooral als ze over de lelijke gracht kwamen,
of als ze niet de scherpste zeis in de wei zijn.
Wanhoop niet !
We zijn verheugd om u de diensten van Big Hanneke
aan te bieden bij de receptie.
Ze is een ervaren koppelaar die veel stralende getuigenissen
van opgeluchte moeders met je kan delen.
Big H rekent niet veel en garandeert elke gulden
terug te betalen als het huwelijk binnen drie jaar mislukt.

Jeremias Hendricus van Riemsdijk

Plaatsvervangend Assistent Overseer van echtelijke gelukzaligheid en dat


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Ladies,
perhaps you are having trouble finding
a suitable spouse for your eldest child ?
It can be a complete nightmare,
especially if they came down the ugly gracht,
or if they are not the sharpest zeis in the meadow.
Do not despair !
We are delighted to offer you the services of big Hanneke off reception.
She is an experienced koppelaar who can share
many glowing testimonials from relieved Mums with you.
Big H does not charge very much and guarantees
to repay every guilder if the marriage fails within three years.

Jeremias Hendricus van Riemsdijk

Deputy Assistant Overseer of marital bliss and that
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When I’m a Commodore 64

Tandy, Tandy, Tandy’s in Love

Dak-Atari!

Fireball ZX-80

Acorn Antiques
(Miss Babs is a specialist in collectible BBC Micros)
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:rave: opinion is divided as to whether an ipad is a desktop.... :girl:

the people of Amstradam are happy with your work

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Dames,
misschien vindt u het moeilijk om een geschikte
partner voor uw oudste kind te vinden?
Het kan een complete nachtmerrie zijn,
vooral als ze over de lelijke gracht kwamen,
of als ze niet de scherpste zeis in de wei zijn.
Wanhoop niet !
We zijn verheugd om u de diensten van Big Hanneke
aan te bieden bij de receptie.
Ze is een ervaren koppelaar die veel stralende getuigenissen
van opgeluchte moeders met je kan delen.
Big H rekent niet veel en garandeert elke gulden
terug te betalen als het huwelijk binnen drie jaar mislukt.

Jeremias Hendricus van Riemsdijk

Plaatsvervangend Assistent Overseer van echtelijke gelukzaligheid en dat


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Ladies,
perhaps you are having trouble finding
a suitable spouse for your eldest child ?
It can be a complete nightmare,
especially if they came down the ugly gracht,
or if they are not the sharpest zeis in the meadow.
Do not despair !
We are delighted to offer you the services of big Hanneke off reception.
She is an experienced koppelaar who can share
many glowing testimonials from relieved Mums with you.
Big H does not charge very much and guarantees
to repay every guilder if the marriage fails within three years.

Jeremias Hendricus van Riemsdijk

Deputy Assistant Overseer of marital bliss and that
I thought maybe the subject was Apple, but perhaps I was being a bit pastry.
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(Original post by nulli tertius)
When I’m a Commodore 64

Tandy, Tandy, Tandy’s in Love

Dak-Atari!

Fireball ZX-80

Acorn Antiques
(Miss Babs is a specialist in collectible BBC Micros)
:woo: these are classics Sir Nulli ! :yay:

the people of Amstradam are spilling their genever :yep:

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Heren,
overlaad de receptiedames alstublieft niet
met sterke drank als ze dienst hebben.
Het is voor hen onmogelijk om hun zeer technische taken
uit te voeren na het opzuigen van ethanol
Pas vorige week probeerde grote Yasmijn mascara
in plaats van toner te gebruiken in het kopieerapparaat na
een paar pinten Boswandeling te hebben gedronken.
Uit voorzorg hebben we het lidmaatschap
van de heer Van der Merwe moeten schorsen.

Pieter-Willem Gerardus van Overstraten

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Gentlemen,
please do not ply the reception ladies
with strong liquor when they are on duty.
It is impossible for them to undertake their
highly technical duties after imbibing ethanol
Only last week big Yasmijn tried to use mascara
instead of toner in the photocopier after drinking several pints of Boswandeling.
We had to suspend the membership of Mr Van der Merwe as a precaution.

Pieter-Willem Gerardus van Overstraten

Deputy Assistant Overseer of staff sobriety and that
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We should keep this thread PC
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(Original post by Muttley79)
Gone with the windows

Dial up another day :007:

Gregory's gimp

Cache on a hot tin roof

Lord of the reboot [or ROM]: the fellowship of the recycle bin

Lord of the reboot: the two terabytes

Lord of the reboot; the return of the keyboard

Bot out of hell {RIP Meatloaf]
:rave: a splendid selection of punware Your Ladyship :girl:

your tribute to Mr Loaf is very touching :emo:

the people of Amstradam are clutching their sides :yep:

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Dames,
misschien hebben jullie de laatste tijd geruchten gehoord
over een Kabouter in de kleedkamers/doucheruimte?
Wees niet gealarmeerd.
Als je een korte man tegenkomt met een lange,
volle baard en een lange,
puntige rode hoed,
is het waarschijnlijk gewoon een van de IT-ploeg.
Loop voor de zekerheid rustig achteruit naar de receptie.
Houd beide oren bedekt en je rechteroog gesloten.
Slinger indien mogelijk een hoefijzer of een eikel naar de verschijning.
Bij de receptie overhandigen aan grote Rosemarije.
Ze is een ervaren tovenares die veilig met de verschijning zal omgaan.

Carel Sirardus Willem van Hogendorp

Plaatsvervangend assistent-opzichter van het bovennatuurlijke en dat

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Ladies,
perhaps you have heard rumors of a Kabouter
in the changing rooms/shower area recently ?
Do not be alarmed.
If you come across a short guy with a long,
full beard and wearing a tall,
pointed red hat it is probably just one of the IT crew.
To be on the safe side walk calmly backwards to reception.
Keep both ears covered and your right eye shut.
If possible hurl a horse shoe or an acorn at the apparition.
When you reach reception hand over to big Rosemarije.
She is an experienced tovenares who will deal safely with the apparition.

Carel Sirardus Willem van Hogendorp

Deputy Assistant Overseer of the supernatural and that
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"Hello From The Other Side"

https://youtu.be/UWPf7buYKnA
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helo
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