Cambridge Colleges: A definitive unbiased ranking

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1. Tit Hall (funny name haha)
2. Jesus (nice accom, playing fields etc.)
3. Pembroke (bread and butter, no negative points)
4. Gonville & Caius (two names, not all naiuks)
5. Downing (nice buildings)
6. Fitz (good at sport)
7. Sidney (sainsburys)
8. Clare (nice bar)
9. Trin (-points for pretentiousness and trinmos)
10. Emma (horrible coat of arms)
11. King's (+points for cathedral)
12. Corpus (nice buildings, average ppl)
13. Selwyn (do they even exist)
14. Madgalene (+points for being near the Pick)
15. Queens' (mathematical bridge)
16. St Catz (tent)
17. Peterhouse (pretentious)
18. St John's (-xtra points for huge pretentiousness)
19. Churchill (ugly)
20. Robinson (uglier)
21. Lucy Cav (+points for being progressive)
22. Newnham (mallory towers vibes)
23. Medwards (ugly)
24. Girton (far away)
25. Homerton (all teachers lol)
26. Christ's (neeks, get a life)

----- are they even Cambridge colleges ---
27. Wolfson (really?)
28. Darwin (everyone here is ancient)
29. Hughes Hall (where?)
30. St Ed's (Again, where?)

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(Original post by givemeroundhead)
1. Tit Hall (funny name haha)
2. Jesus (nice accom, playing fields etc.)
3. Pembroke (bread and butter, no negative points)
4. Gonville & Caius (two names, not all naiuks)
5. Downing (nice buildings)
6. Fitz (good at sport)
7. Sidney (sainsburys)
8. Clare (nice bar)
9. Trin (-points for pretentiousness and trinmos)
10. Emma (horrible coat of arms)
11. King's (+points for cathedral)
12. Corpus (nice buildings, average ppl)
13. Selwyn (do they even exist)
14. Madgalene (+points for being near the Pick)
15. Queens' (mathematical bridge)
16. St Catz (tent)
17. Peterhouse (pretentious)
18. St John's (-xtra points for huge pretentiousness)
19. Churchill (ugly)
20. Robinson (uglier)
21. Lucy Cav (+points for being progressive)
22. Newnham (mallory towers vibes)
23. Medwards (ugly)
24. Girton (far away)
25. Homerton (all teachers lol)
26. Christ's (neeks, get a life)

----- are they even Cambridge colleges ---
27. Wolfson (really?)
28. Darwin (everyone here is ancient)
29. Hughes Hall (where?)
30. St Ed's (Again, where?)

I will not be swayed
THIS IS HILARIOUS. THANK YOU😂😂 I’m a (hopefully) future Caian, I appreciate being top 5.
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THIS IS HILARIOUS. THANK YOU😂😂 I’m a (hopefully) future Caian, I appreciate being top 5.
Congrats . Caius has very nice freshers accom, double beds, en suites and all. Enjoy
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Congrats . Caius has very nice freshers accom, double beds, en suites and all. Enjoy
Thank you! I’ve heard it does, I’m looking forward to my en-suite, it’s one of the only things I really want in accommodation hehe.
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(Original post by givemeroundhead)
1. Tit Hall (funny name haha)
2. Jesus (nice accom, playing fields etc.)
3. Pembroke (bread and butter, no negative points)
4. Gonville & Caius (two names, not all naiuks)
5. Downing (nice buildings)
6. Fitz (good at sport)
7. Sidney (sainsburys)
8. Clare (nice bar)
9. Trin (-points for pretentiousness and trinmos)
10. Emma (horrible coat of arms)
11. King's (+points for cathedral)
12. Corpus (nice buildings, average ppl)
13. Selwyn (do they even exist)
14. Madgalene (+points for being near the Pick)
15. Queens' (mathematical bridge)
16. St Catz (tent)
17. Peterhouse (pretentious)
18. St John's (-xtra points for huge pretentiousness)
19. Churchill (ugly)
20. Robinson (uglier)
21. Lucy Cav (+points for being progressive)
22. Newnham (mallory towers vibes)
23. Medwards (ugly)
24. Girton (far away)
25. Homerton (all teachers lol)
26. Christ's (neeks, get a life)

----- are they even Cambridge colleges ---
27. Wolfson (really?)
28. Darwin (everyone here is ancient)
29. Hughes Hall (where?)
30. St Ed's (Again, where?)

I will not be swayed
This was hilarious.

If Girton was closer, would you have ranked it higher?
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This was hilarious.

If Girton was closer, would you have ranked it higher?
Definitely. Caius gets +10 points for having Harvey Court next to Sidgwick Site. I won’t be late to lectures unless I oversleep. Girton is cool but I’m not trekking home, thanks.
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Definitely. Caius gets +10 points for having Harvey Court next to Sidgwick Site. I won’t be late to lectures unless I oversleep. Girton is cool but I’m not trekking home, thanks.
Fair
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Glad TH is finally getting some recognition.

Although I’m not sure how I feel about the fact that ‘Tit hall’ is what got us there.
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Glad TH is finally getting some recognition.

Although I’m not sure how I feel about the fact that ‘Tit hall’ is what got us there.
I had Tit Hall in my top three because of the library, I'm ngl but I didn’t end up choosing it as my college. I also feel like I’d get bullied about it😂 my old history teacher went there though.
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This was hilarious.

If Girton was closer, would you have ranked it higher?
Yea they have a pool and the facilities are amazing, need a passport to get there though.
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Yea they have a pool and the facilities are amazing, need a passport to get there though.
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