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Cambridge Colleges: A definitive unbiased ranking

1. Tit Hall (funny name haha)
2. Jesus (nice accom, playing fields etc.)
3. Pembroke (bread and butter, no negative points)
4. Gonville & Caius (two names, not all naiuks)
5. Downing (nice buildings)
6. Fitz (good at sport)
7. Sidney (sainsburys)
8. Clare (nice bar)
9. Trin (-points for pretentiousness and trinmos)
10. Emma (horrible coat of arms)
11. King's (+points for cathedral)
12. Corpus (nice buildings, average ppl)
13. Selwyn (do they even exist)
14. Madgalene (+points for being near the Pick)
15. Queens' (mathematical bridge)
16. St Catz (tent)
17. Peterhouse (pretentious)
18. St John's (-xtra points for huge pretentiousness)
19. Churchill (ugly)
20. Robinson (uglier)
21. Lucy Cav (+points for being progressive)
22. Newnham (mallory towers vibes)
23. Medwards (ugly)
24. Girton (far away)
25. Homerton (all teachers lol)
26. Christ's (neeks, get a life)

----- are they even Cambridge colleges ---
27. Wolfson (really?)
28. Darwin (everyone here is ancient)
29. Hughes Hall (where?)
30. St Ed's (Again, where?)

I will not be swayed
Original post by givemeroundhead
1. Tit Hall (funny name haha)
2. Jesus (nice accom, playing fields etc.)
3. Pembroke (bread and butter, no negative points)
4. Gonville & Caius (two names, not all naiuks)
5. Downing (nice buildings)
6. Fitz (good at sport)
7. Sidney (sainsburys)
8. Clare (nice bar)
9. Trin (-points for pretentiousness and trinmos)
10. Emma (horrible coat of arms)
11. King's (+points for cathedral)
12. Corpus (nice buildings, average ppl)
13. Selwyn (do they even exist)
14. Madgalene (+points for being near the Pick)
15. Queens' (mathematical bridge)
16. St Catz (tent)
17. Peterhouse (pretentious)
18. St John's (-xtra points for huge pretentiousness)
19. Churchill (ugly)
20. Robinson (uglier)
21. Lucy Cav (+points for being progressive)
22. Newnham (mallory towers vibes)
23. Medwards (ugly)
24. Girton (far away)
25. Homerton (all teachers lol)
26. Christ's (neeks, get a life)

----- are they even Cambridge colleges ---
27. Wolfson (really?)
28. Darwin (everyone here is ancient)
29. Hughes Hall (where?)
30. St Ed's (Again, where?)

I will not be swayed

THIS IS HILARIOUS. THANK YOU😂😂 I’m a (hopefully) future Caian, I appreciate being top 5.
(edited 2 years ago)
Original post by ahws2022
THIS IS HILARIOUS. THANK YOU😂😂 I’m a (hopefully) future Caian, I appreciate being top 5.

Congrats :smile:. Caius has very nice freshers accom, double beds, en suites and all. Enjoy
Original post by givemeroundhead
Congrats :smile:. Caius has very nice freshers accom, double beds, en suites and all. Enjoy

Thank you! I’ve heard it does, I’m looking forward to my en-suite, it’s one of the only things I really want in accommodation hehe.
Original post by givemeroundhead
1. Tit Hall (funny name haha)
2. Jesus (nice accom, playing fields etc.)
3. Pembroke (bread and butter, no negative points)
4. Gonville & Caius (two names, not all naiuks)
5. Downing (nice buildings)
6. Fitz (good at sport)
7. Sidney (sainsburys)
8. Clare (nice bar)
9. Trin (-points for pretentiousness and trinmos)
10. Emma (horrible coat of arms)
11. King's (+points for cathedral)
12. Corpus (nice buildings, average ppl)
13. Selwyn (do they even exist)
14. Madgalene (+points for being near the Pick)
15. Queens' (mathematical bridge)
16. St Catz (tent)
17. Peterhouse (pretentious)
18. St John's (-xtra points for huge pretentiousness)
19. Churchill (ugly)
20. Robinson (uglier)
21. Lucy Cav (+points for being progressive)
22. Newnham (mallory towers vibes)
23. Medwards (ugly)
24. Girton (far away)
25. Homerton (all teachers lol)
26. Christ's (neeks, get a life)

----- are they even Cambridge colleges ---
27. Wolfson (really?)
28. Darwin (everyone here is ancient)
29. Hughes Hall (where?)
30. St Ed's (Again, where?)

I will not be swayed

This was hilarious.

If Girton was closer, would you have ranked it higher?
Original post by Wired_1800
This was hilarious.

If Girton was closer, would you have ranked it higher?

Definitely. Caius gets +10 points for having Harvey Court next to Sidgwick Site. I won’t be late to lectures unless I oversleep. Girton is cool but I’m not trekking home, thanks.
Original post by ahws2022
Definitely. Caius gets +10 points for having Harvey Court next to Sidgwick Site. I won’t be late to lectures unless I oversleep. Girton is cool but I’m not trekking home, thanks.

Fair
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Glad TH is finally getting some recognition.

Although I’m not sure how I feel about the fact that ‘Tit hall’ is what got us there.
Original post by TFEU
Glad TH is finally getting some recognition.

Although I’m not sure how I feel about the fact that ‘Tit hall’ is what got us there.

I had Tit Hall in my top three because of the library, I'm ngl but I didn’t end up choosing it as my college. I also feel like I’d get bullied about it😂 my old history teacher went there though.
Original post by Wired_1800
This was hilarious.

If Girton was closer, would you have ranked it higher?


Yea they have a pool and the facilities are amazing, need a passport to get there though.
Original post by givemeroundhead
Yea they have a pool and the facilities are amazing, need a passport to get there though.

:rofl:

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