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so in the US& A (mainly Texas) the 28th of January is Rattlesnake Roundup Day :afraid:

let us grab this punning opportunity with both hands :hand:

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Anna and the Conda of Siam
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Kaa-n't Fight the Moonlight - a song by LeAnn Rimes
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In the tradition of many TSR threads

I'm a snake.... AMA

(Asp Me Anything)
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Anna and the Conda of Siam
:woo: yul always be a top punner Sir Nulli ! :ahee:

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Monty Python

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Kaa-n't Fight the Moonlight - a song by LeAnn Rimes
:rave: good one Your Ladyship :girl:

i thought you would have chosen....
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Mamba Mia !


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i guess it was slipping through your fingers :yep:

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In the tradition of many TSR threads

I'm a snake.... AMA

(Asp Me Anything)
:woo: it adder be you Sir Meddad ! :rofl:

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Monty Python

https://youtu.be/i0z3JA21GTU
:woo: classic :yay:

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Snake, Rattle n' Roll - Bill Scaley and the Comets
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Hissterical 🐍
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:woo: it adder be you Sir Meddad ! :rofl:
Thank you.... you're a real charmer
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Snake, Rattle n' Roll - Bill Scaley and the Comets
:woo: that is very good Sir Meddad ! :yay:

the people of Boa Vista are lovin' it

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Senhores,
por favor,
não sequem suas piranhas nos radiadores do vestiário.
estes deliciosos peixes são irresistíveis para moscas e tal.
Logo os pássaros voam dentro de casa para se deleitar com os insetos.
Em pouco tempo, é um pandemônio completo,
pois os pássaros lutam entre si e atacam as cortinas com seus pés pontudos.
Ainda na semana passada a grande Manoela, a faxineira,
me contou que um picanço de bochechas prateadas caçava formigas em sua lancheira.
Por que não deixar o seu peixe na recepção quando chegar?
A Big Thaís tem um armário especial
para secar e defumar todo tipo de bicho do rio.

Émerson Norberto Vasconcelos

Subgerente Adjunto de Peixes e que


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Gentlemen,
please do not dry your piranhas on the changing room radiators.
these delicious fish are irresistible to flies and that.
Soon the birds fly indoors to feast on the insects.
Before long it is complete pandemonium as the birds fight each other
and attack the curtains with their pointy feet.
Only last week big Manoela the cleaning lady told me
that a silvery-cheeked antshrike hunted for ants in her lunchbox.
Why not leave your fish at reception when you arrive ?
Big Thaís has a special cupboard for drying and smoking all manner of river creatures.

Émerson Norberto Vasconcelos

Deputy Assistant Manager of fish and that
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I hate snakes... does that mean I have a reptile dysfunction?
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I hate snakes... does that mean I have a reptile dysfunction?
:woo: asp per usual you adder nother pun up your sleeve :ahee:

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:woo: asp per usual you adder nother pun up your sleeve :ahee:
I almost jumped out of my skin when I heard this one

https://youtu.be/77Gktx0Yrl0
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I almost jumped out of my skin when I heard this one

https://youtu.be/77Gktx0Yrl0
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asp per normal

:teehee:

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2 days ago, I was attacked by mosquitos, and I have detected at least 30 bites so far. Not an exaggeration. I will try to show my appreciation that it was not a snake by coming up with some puns for this thread

The overweight snake was shedding its skin, it decided to get rid of the scales

I am Laurence, not to be confused with Laurence Lewellyn Boa

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