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Is it just me or do vibrators not give any pleasure?

I know this is a stupid post but I can’t ask anyone, I’m not even allowed to have a vibrator actually, I got a idea though and now have a “makeshift” one. Im not going to say what it is but it works exactly like the real deal. I tested it out and it was the most disappointing thing ever, for one it felt really strong…like I know it’s a vibrator and all but it was just very uncomfortable. Like that vibrating feeling? How does anyone even like it? It’s so weird and annoying. If anything it is a turn off. In the movies and videos when someone uses one they always look really happy and enjoy themselves and they ALWAYs climax, well that’s straight up cap. I sat there for like several minutes and I didn’t feel a thing, now it hurts actually. I thought everything about self-pleasure/vibrators was going to be amazing, like they make vibrators out to be the best thing ever. In a way I’m actually relieved, never liked that kind of stuff anyways so this was kind of a affirmation. Anyone else feel the same? It would be nice to know I’m not the only. Is there a reason why I feel nothing? Is there something wrong with me?

Again I’m sorry I had to write a post like this, seggs kinda stuff is basically taboo in my house and I never had segg education PLUS I don’t have anyone to ask 😐 so I’m so scared right now.bye, please don’t ban me 😳

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Reply 1

An electric toothbrush?

Where exactly are you placing this makeshift device?

Reply 2

Original post by ageshallnot
An electric toothbrush?

Where exactly are you placing this makeshift device?

Not quite- Uh, down there?

Reply 3

Ok, what is it? Or is it too embarrassing for public?

Yes, but precisely? Or is that embarrassing as well?

Reply 4

Original post by ageshallnot
Ok, what is it? Or is it too embarrassing for public?

Yes, but precisely? Or is that embarrassing as well?

Um, well..I’d rather skip that one.

About that, I just squeezed it with my thighs. And yes this is embarrassing.

Reply 5

Original post by Anonymous
I know this is a stupid post but I can’t ask anyone, I’m not even allowed to have a vibrator actually, I got a idea though and now have a “makeshift” one. Im not going to say what it is but it works exactly like the real deal. I tested it out and it was the most disappointing thing ever, for one it felt really strong…like I know it’s a vibrator and all but it was just very uncomfortable. Like that vibrating feeling? How does anyone even like it? It’s so weird and annoying. If anything it is a turn off. In the movies and videos when someone uses one they always look really happy and enjoy themselves and they ALWAYs climax, well that’s straight up cap. I sat there for like several minutes and I didn’t feel a thing, now it hurts actually. I thought everything about self-pleasure/vibrators was going to be amazing, like they make vibrators out to be the best thing ever. In a way I’m actually relieved, never liked that kind of stuff anyways so this was kind of a affirmation. Anyone else feel the same? It would be nice to know I’m not the only. Is there a reason why I feel nothing? Is there something wrong with me?

Again I’m sorry I had to write a post like this, seggs kinda stuff is basically taboo in my house and I never had segg education PLUS I don’t have anyone to ask 😐 so I’m so scared right now.bye, please don’t ban me 😳


Best thing to do is don't put anything up there that isn't meant to be as may get stucked and you'll land up in hospital.

By a proper toy etc when you are old enough.........

Reply 6

Ok, DM me if you want. I've got a fair amount of knowledge of these devices.

Reply 7

Original post by Tracey_W
Best thing to do is don't put anything up there that isn't meant to be as may get stucked and you'll land up in hospital.

By a proper toy etc when you are old enough.........

Put up there? It goes inside???

Reply 8

Original post by ageshallnot
Ok, DM me if you want. I've got a fair amount of knowledge of these devices.

Uh, I’m good thanks I think I’m staying far away from them. But thank you for replying to my post!

Reply 9

Original post by Anonymous
Put up there? It goes inside???

Some vibrators are designed to be used externally, others can be used internally as well.

Reply 10

Oh I see. I couldn’t imagine ever putting something inside there. I’m sorry but I don’t get it, there’s no hole though

I’m sorry if I sound really dumb right now I just don’t know what any of this means

Reply 11

Original post by Anonymous
Oh I see. I couldn’t imagine ever putting something inside there. I’m sorry but I don’t get it, there’s no hole though

I’m sorry if I sound really dumb right now I just don’t know what any of this means

It seems that you need more information about female physiology.

Reply 12

Original post by Anonymous
Put up there? It goes inside???


I do know that it goes inside your private part 🙂
Probably know more about female anatomy than you'll ever know at present.......

Reply 13

Original post by ageshallnot
It seems that you need more information about female physiology.

Totally agree with you about OP needs to learn lots more about the female anatomy and physiology as obviously not know anything about it yet.....
Sounds like a young schoolgirl...?

Reply 14

Original post by Tracey_W
I do know that it goes inside your private part 🙂
Probably know more about female anatomy than you'll ever know at present.......

Well as I said above, some vibrators are not designed for, and simply cannot be used, inside a vagina.

To the OP, consider the clitoris as a point of aim. If you don't know what/where that is, them ask.

Reply 15

Original post by ageshallnot
Well as I said above, some vibrators are not designed for, and simply cannot be used, inside a vagina.

To the OP, consider the clitoris as a point of aim. If you don't know what/where that is, them ask.

Yeah I see that you told them some vibrators not designed for internally use.

They should ask if not sure like you said as only way to learn...

Reply 16

Original post by Tracey_W
Yeah I see that you told them some vibrators not designed for internally use.

They should ask if not sure like you said as only way to learn...

I suggested that. I've known several girls who have used them, but the OP doesn't want to ask me.

Reply 17

Original post by ageshallnot
I suggested that. I've known several girls who have used them, but the OP doesn't want to ask me.

At least you have tried to ask them ok
They might still ask you for advice on this.

Reply 18

Original post by Tracey_W
At least you have tried to ask them ok
They might still ask you for advice on this.

Hopefully. You can do the physiology, I'll do the Ann Summers part! 😆

Reply 19

Original post by ageshallnot
Hopefully. You can do the physiology, I'll do the Ann Summers part! 😆

We will let the OP decide which one you can answer as possible you could answer both. 😆

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