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so in the US& A the 17th of February is National Cabbage Day :jive:

let us celebrate this event with some suitable puns

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Bond had endives yesterday and the day before....


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peas be with you
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"If there's a brussell in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now" - Led Zep
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cu2moro

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peas be with you
Better not do War and Peas now..
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I hope this is a pea having a good time
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Legume With A View
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olive of my life
hey hey we're the mung beans
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definitely not done that one previously...


sweet corn-aline
or swede carrot lime
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not my own work, I saw something (possibly) twitter-based involving a picture of the three in a trolley
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Lettuce try and get some 24-carrot gold to buy off Tomato Cruise and Celery Gomez.
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Beet The Chasers

Pumpkin up the Volume

So Salad Crew

The Scarlett Lettuce
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Where Have You Bean?
Swede Child O’ Mine
Little Red Courgette
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What's so Punny 'bout Peas Love and Understanding - Elvis Costello
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Carrot believe you tagged me the bear

Thank you

You're a real to-mate-to me
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(Original post by Joinedup)
"If there's a brussell in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now" - Led Zep :thrasher:

What's so Punny 'bout Peas Love and Understanding - Elvis Costello
:woo: good work Sir J ! :yay:

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(Original post by Cote1)
Better not do War and Peas now..
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I hope this is a pea having a good time


Legume With A View

Beet The Chasers

Pumpkin up the Volume

So Salad Crew

The Scarlett Lettuce
:rave: you romaine one of the top punsters Your Ladyship :girl:

i particularly enjoyed Beet the Chasers.... the Chase is required viewing in Bear Towers :yep:

the people of Mashonaland are lovin' it :ahee:

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Madzimai,
pamwe makarasisa Takalma yenyu?
Big Zvikomborero the millet girl wawana peya mambakwedza
nhasi kuseri kwemba yekuyanika fodya.
Vaive pedyo naShashiko wechirume.
Kana muchida kutoresa zvinhu izvi chingopindai mureception
mokurukura zvine hungwaru naTinopiwanashe mukuru.
Ari kuvatarisira mukabhati yake chaiyo,
pamwe chete nedzimwe mbatya dzakawanda,
zviridzwa uye ngwena inoimba.
Zvimwe ungada kubvisa tsvina kubva
kuTakalma yako usati waadzosera pa?
Ingokumbira mukuru T kuti amukweretese kubva kuna Mr Muscle™
spray uye saizi yemhuri yebrillo pad.

Chikomborero Ibwe Mumbengegwi

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Ladies,
perhaps you have mislaid your Takalma ?
Big Zvikomborero the millet girl found a pair
early this morning behind the tobacco drying shed.
They were next to a gentleman's Shashiko.
If you would like to retrieve these items just
pop along to reception and have a discreet chat with big Tinopiwanashe.
She is looking after them in her special cupboard,
along with many other garments,
musical instruments and the singing crocodile.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains
from your Takalma before popping them back on ?
Just ask big T for a lend of her Mr Muscle™ spray and the family size brillo pad.

Chikomborero Ibwe Mumbengegwi

Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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olive of my life
hey hey we're the mung beans
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definitely not done that one previously...


sweet corn-aline
or swede carrot lime
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not my own work, I saw something (possibly) twitter-based involving a picture of the three in a trolley
:rave: good work Your Ladyship :girl:

unfortunately olives are fruit Image

nevertheless the people of Mashonaland are thrilled with your work

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Madzimai,
ndapota musaomesa mabiltong enyu pama radiator
ekamuri yekuchinjisa.
chikafu chinonaka ichi hachidzivisiki kune nhunzi uye izvo.
Nenguva isipi shiri dzacho dzinobhururuka
dzichienda mudzimba kuti dzidye tumbuyu.
Nenguva isipi inenge yazara pandemonium
sezvo shiri dzacho dzinorwisana uye dzinorwisa maketeni
netsoka dzadzo dzakati twi.
Vhiki yakapera ndakasharwa mukadzi wekuchenesa
akandiudza kuti jecha rine jecha rakaisa jecha mukapu
yake yekofi patafura yeTerrace.
Wadii kusiya biltong yako pakugamuchira kana wasvika?
Big Anoona ine kabati yakakosha yekuomesa marudzi
ese enyama yemombe.

Hamadziripi Tsungirirai Gumbo

Deputy Assistant Manager wekuomesa nyama yemombe uye izvo

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Ladies,
please do not dry your biltong on the changing room radiators.
this delicious snack is irresistible to flies and that.
Soon the birds fly indoors to feast on the insects.
Before long it is complete pandemonium as the birds fight each other
and attack the curtains with their pointy feet.
Only last week big Ndakasharwa the cleaning lady told me
that a yellow-throated sandgrouse put some sand
in her coffee cup on the terrace table.
Why not leave your biltong at reception when you arrive ?
Big Anoona has a special cupboard for drying all manner of beef products.

Hamadziripi Tsungirirai Gumbo

Deputy Assistant Manager of beef drying and that
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Lettuce try and get some 24-carrot gold to buy off Tomato Cruise and Celery Gomez.
:rave: well played KA_P :girl:

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:rave: well played KA_P :girl:

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Where Have You Bean?
Swede Child O’ Mine
Little Red Courgette
:woo: good work Hedgey :yay:

I've been everywhere, man
Looking for someone
Someone who can pease me


#3 is especially witty :five:

the people of Mashonaland are spilling their Whawha :yep:

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Makasitoma akakosha,
ndapota musanyorere madzimai ekugamuchira doro
nedoro rakasimba pavanenge vari pabasa.
Idzi nyanzvi dzakadzidziswa zvikuru dzine akati wandei
ehunyanzvi mabasa ekuita. Kushandiswa kwe ethanol kunoita kuti vatadze kuzviita.
Svondo radarika chete Tozonziani mukuru akakoka
vatambi venetball vari vegan kunoravira biltong mushure mekunwa pint yetumbwa.
Takatozomisa kuva nhengo kwaVaMukonoweshuro senzira yekuzvidzivirira.
Unogamuchirwa kupa vakadzi kofi kubva pamushini uri mufoyer panzvimbo.

Dzingai Kakomba Dongo

Mutevedzeri Mutevedzeri Maneja wevashandi kuzvidzora uye izvo


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Valued customers,
please do not ply the reception ladies with strong liquor while they are on duty.
These highly trained professionals have a number of intricate technical tasks to perform.
The consumption of ethanol renders them incapable of doing so.
Only last week big Tozonziani invited the vegan netballers
to a biltong tasting after drinking a pint of tumbwa.
We had to suspend the membership of Mr Mukonoweshuro as a precaution.
You are welcome to offer the ladies a coffee from the machine in the foyer instead.

Dzingai Kapomba Dongo

Deputy Assistant Manager of staff sobriety and that
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Carrot believe you tagged me the bear

Thank you

You're a real to-mate-to me
:woo: you are welcome dude :yay:

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