this years "fittest fresher" Watch
And basically, in order to make up for the fact that all of last years fit list people seem to come from hatifield (editors college, what are the odds?), these two are from Collingwood.
Despite the fact that he looks like a stereotypical rugger bugger, with no real disctintive looks, and the lass seems to have no face whatsoever, just some kind of smooth pink area of flesh.
It's a whitewash, I tell ya!
palatinate = big bum