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So in the US& A the 15th of April is McDonald's Day :jive:

Let us serve up some appetizing puns at the TSR drive-thru

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Soldiers returning to Dorset from the Napoleonic Wars brought back a creamy delicacy which soon everyone was putting on their burgers and that


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Time to ketch-up with another one of bear's pun threads.
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all the lonely starbucks lovers (blank space – taylor swift)
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Time to ketchup with another one of bear's pun threads.
:woo: saucy ! :ahee:

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all the lonely starbucks lovers (blank space – taylor swift)
:rave: it is kind of you to latte us share your pun :girl:

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Goodbye, Mr. Chips

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Goodbye, Mr. Chips

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:rave: that hits the spot Your Ladyship :girl:

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I have another....

Taco Chance On Me
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chicken-tikka
barbecue (a smoky version of abba's waterloo)
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I have another....

Taco Chance On Me
:rave: excellent work Your Ladyship :girl:

the people of Macca are lovin' it :flute:

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This place is situated in Kiang West, Lower River, The Gambia, its geographical coordinates are 13° 24' 0" North, 16° 8' 0" West


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Madzimai,
maybe you have mislaid your amburera ?
Big Kugarakunzwana the breadfruit girl akawana imwe
mangwanani ano kuseri kwekumhara.
Paive padivi pemagirazi evarume vaviri.
Kana iwe uchida kutora chinhu ichi
ingopinda pareception wobva waita
a discreet chat with big Ndafadzwa.
Arikuichengeta mukabati yake yakakosha,
pamwe nezvimwe zvakawanda zvekushandisa,
zviridzwa uye ngwena inoimba.
Zvichida ungada kubvisa mavara
kubva kuamburera yako usati waishandisa paruzhinji zvakare?
Ingokumbira mukuru L kuti amukweretese Pledge™ 2-in-1 spray
uye saizi yemhuri brillo pad.

Tamutswa Munaki Makombo

Mutevedzeri Mutevedzeri Maneja wezvinhu zvisipo uye izvo


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Ladies,
perhaps you have mislaid your amburera ?
Big Kugarakunzwana the breadfruit girl found one
early this morning behind the landing stage.
It was next to a pair of gentlemen's imagirazi.
If you would like to retrieve this item
just pop along to reception and have
a discreet chat with big Ndafadzwa.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other accessories,
musical instruments and the singing crocodile.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains
from your amburera before using it in public again ?
Just ask big L for a lend of her Pledge™ 2-in-1 spray
and the family size brillo pad.

Tamutswa Munaki Makombo

Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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(Original post by bl0bf1sh)
chicken-tikka
barbecue (a smoky version of abba's waterloo)
:rave: ABBA are delivering the goods this evening :girl:

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the people of Macca are experiencing a magnitude 7.5 mirthquake :afraid:

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Madzimai,
ndapota usadziye Benachin yako pane
yekuchinja kamuri radiators.
ichi chinonaka chehove chekudya hachidziviriki
kune nhunzi uye izvo.
Nenguva isipi shiri dzacho dzinobhururuka
dzichienda mudzimba kuti dzidye tumbuyu.
Nenguva isipi rave rose pandemonium seshiri
kukandirana makobvu nematete uye kurwisa
maketeni netsoka dzawo dzakanongedza.
Chete last week Mandida the cleaning lady akandiudza
kuti Giant Kingfisher yakanwa muto wayo
wehibiscus paakatsimwaira pabelvedere.
Wadii kusiya Benachin yako pakugamuchira kana wasvika?
Big Vongai ine kabati yakakosha yekudziisa marudzi ese ehove.

Jekuche Izibongo Mnangagwa

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Ladies,
please do not warm your Benachin
on the changing room radiators.
this delicious fish stew is irresistible to flies and that.
Soon the birds fly indoors to feast on the insects.
Before long it is complete pandemonium as the birds
tussle with each other and attack the curtains with their pointy feet.
Only last week big Mandida the cleaning lady told me
that a Giant Kingfisher sipped her hibiscus juice
as she dozed on the belvedere.
Why not leave your Benachin at reception when you arrive ?
Big Vongai has a special cupboard
for warming all manner of fish dishes.

Jekuche Izibongo Mnangagwa

Deputy Assistant Manager of fish dish warming and that
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Just in case anyone needs a little help thinking of punnage

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Just in case anyone needs a little help thinking of punnage

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:woo: kia ora L-dogg ! Kei te pēhea koe i tenei ra e hoa ? :beard:

thank you for sharing

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Fries - Public Image Limited
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Fries - Public Image Limited
:woo: from their album Pease :ahee:

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Ketchup in the Rye

Wooden Knives Out

Girls Just Wanna Have Bun
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Big Little Fries

Ketchup in the Rye

Wooden Knives Out

Girls Just Wanna Have Bun
:rave: hehehe you just wanna have pun Your Ladyship :girl:

the people of Macca are spilling their Julbrew

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Madzimai,
zvimwe une dambudziko
kuwana wokuroorana naye akakodzera mwana wako mukuru?
Inogona kunge iri hope dzakakwana,
kunyanya kana vakapinda papirogue yakashata,
kana vasiri ivo vanopinza padura rezvombo.
Usaora mwoyo!
Isu tinofara kukupa masevhisi eMbeva hombe kubva pakutambira.
Muvhimi wemudzimai ane ruzivo uye anogona kugovera
zvirevo zvakawanda zvinopenya kubva kuna Amai vakarerukirwa newe.
Big M haibhadharisi zvakanyanya, uye inovimbisa
kudzosera dalasi rega kana muchato watadza mukati memakore matatu.

Takakunda Twiza Chikatika

Mutevedzeri weMutevedzeri Maneja wekufara kwewanano uye izvo

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Ladies,
perhaps you are having trouble
finding a suitable spouse for your eldest child ?
It can be a complete nightmare,
especially if they came in on the ugly pirogue,
or if they are not the sharpest munondo in the armoury.
Do not despair !
We are delighted to offer you the services of big Mbeva off reception.
She is an experienced muvhimi wemudzimai who can share
many glowing testimonials from relieved Mums with you.
Big M does not charge very much, and guarantees
to refund every dalasi if the marriage fails within three years.

Takakunda Twiza Chikatika

Deputy Assistant Manager of marital bliss and that
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My puns are so greasy I can't find suitable ones
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My puns are so greasy I can't find suitable ones
:rave: hehehe :girl:

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