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Make it More Tea-ey !!

So in the U&K the 21st of April is National Tea Day :yay:

Let us brew up some refreshing punnage to celebrate :h:

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Typhoo another pun thread.

Let's get the puns down to a T TSRians!
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Reply 2
Original post by TriplexA
Typhoo another pun thread.

Let's get the puns down to a T TSRians!

:woo: you have bagged pole position Trip :yay:

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I can’t wait to see the realitea of punnage
Oolong-la!

Winnie the Pu-erh
yunnanimous
Let It Tea
Reply 5
Original post by Dentaldreams
I can’t wait to see the realitea of punnage

:rave: tea hee :girl:

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Reply 6
Someone looks like they’re gonna develop PTeaSD!

We need our tea
Not without milk tho bleh

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the oolongest time
chai did it have to be tea?
her(i)bal histories
gimme! gimme! gimme! (assam after midnight)
Reply 8
The earl of grey needs some colour in his life - he drinks any liquid and it tastes the same!?
Reply 9
Original post by penguingirl18
Oolong-la!

Winnie the Pu-erh
yunnanimous
Let It Tea

:rave: perhaps you can give us tips pg ? :girl:

the people of Cupar are lovin' it :h:

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A Mhnathan,
feasgar a-màireach bidh sinn a' cumail ar farpais chèicichean
bliadhnail aig deuchainn-lannan Anndra Moireach.
Feuch nach toir thu leat barrachd air chèic làn
mheud no leth-dhusan cèic sìthiche agus sin.
'S e seachdain de shaor-làithean anns a' Phloc a bhios a' chiad duais.
Bidh an dàrna duais sheachdain an sin.
Ma tha thu airson pàirt a ghabhail dìreach thig chun
an ionad-fàilte agus bruidhinn ri Nansaidh mòr.
Is e a’ chìs inntrigidh £9.11 a tha a’ toirt a-steach
ad ùr-nodha le d’ ainm air agus poca beag de chlàr.
Bidh a’ chomataidh eagrachaidh a’ cumail na cèicichean
uile agus gan sgaoileadh air daoine feumach an ceann ùine.

Gillebeart Fionnghall Mac-GilleBhreac

Leas-Choimiseanair airson cèicean agus sin


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Pour the tea!
It’s so generic it’s good!
But it’s not t-oolong
Mapp and Luchaia
Original post by the bear
So in the U&K the 21st of April is National Tea Day :yay:

Let us brew up some refreshing punnage to celebrate :h:

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It's time to get the tea puns par-tea started! :biggrin:

I'll be honest, making tea isn't hard but waiting for the damn kettle to boil is tea-dious :tongue:
Original post by AestheticStudying
It's time to get the tea puns par-tea started! :biggrin:

I'll be honest, making tea isn't hard but waiting for the damn kettle to boil is tea-dious :tongue:

21st is also the queens real birthday! (England)
Wow the assumptions just went to a whole new level!!
Reply 15
Original post by Inc3me
Someone looks like they’re gonna develop PTeaSD!

We need our tea
Not without milk tho bleh

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The earl of grey needs some colour in his life - he drinks any liquid and it tastes the same!?

It’s so generic it’s good!
But it’s not t-oolong


:woo: you tea-se us with your wordplay Inc :yay:

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Reply 16
Original post by bl0bf1sh
the oolongest time
chai did it have to be tea?
her(i)bal histories
gimme! gimme! gimme! (assam after midnight)


:rave: good work Ma'am :girl:

i am worried that the assam will keep you awake all night :redface:

the people of Cupar are clutching their sporrans :h:

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Boireannaich,
feuch nach blàth thu do Clootie air rèididheatoran
an t-seòmair atharrachaidh.
tha an dumpling treacle blasta seo do-chreidsinneach
dha cuileagan agus sin.
Goirid bidh na h-eòin ag itealaich a-staigh gus cuirm
a dhèanamh air na biastagan.
Ro fhada tha e coileanta pandemonium mar na h-eòin
strì ri chèile agus ionnsaigh a thoirt air
na cùirtearan le an casan biorach.
Is ann dìreach an t-seachdain sa chaidh thuirt
Floireans mòr a’ bhean-glanaidh rium
gun robh Ptarmigan a’ sgreuchail a-steach don chluais
chlì fhad ‘s a bha i a’ cromadh air a’ bhobhla.
Carson nach fàg thu do Clootie aig an ionad-fàilte nuair a ruigeas tu?
Tha preasa sònraichte aig Èibhlin Mòr airson a bhith
a’ blàthachadh gach seòrsa dumplings milseag

Harry Aubrey de Vere MacIlleathain

Leas-mhanaidsear air blàthachadh mias feòla agus sin

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Reply 17
Original post by Il1L
Pour the tea!


you can be Mother II1L :colondollar:

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Reply 18
Original post by Reality Check
Mapp and Luchaia

:woo: you'll have had your tea, Reality ? :ahee:

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Reply 19
:woo: what saucery is this ? :rofl:

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