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    (Original post by magiccarpet)
    *stuffs another oily big mac into mouth with chubby greasy hands, talks with mouth full, spewing food everywhere*
    im fat and happy
    *rubs round belly proudly with fat oily hands, burps*
    *wipes mouth in sleeve*
    Perhaps thats why the whole ****ing world cheats on you
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    * slaps vivesh in face with oily flabby hand*
    *continues eating greedily with pig like eyes searching for more food*
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    (Original post by magiccarpet)
    * slaps vivesh in face with oily flabby hand*
    *continues eating greedily with pig like eyes searching for more food*
    Is that an acceptance of the statement above?
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    * greedily stuffs burger in mouth, dripping with oil, lard and grease into round mouth, small orfice in the vast expance of pink porcine jowly flesh forming a round fat face*
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    (Original post by AliMcBeal)
    Coz got regected from unis coz I'm too fat I tried to lost some weight instead I lost more money than weight..can somebdy help me getting out of this nighmare coz being fat is a real night mare help me with one of your precious advise
    Ali McBeal
    STOP EATING
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    (Original post by juno_the)
    Lol. I'm fat but happy
    bet ur not
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    If you really want to lose weight you have to do it for yourself,not because other people think you should,or if you think the University will discriminate against you (which they won't!!).

    And please don't make Calist Flockhart you idol as someone mentioned earlier,many guys prefer women with a fuler figure e.g Beyonce rather than a stick insect like Calista.

    The best thing you can be is:-
    1.Eat less junk food
    2.Exercise (lightly at first for 30 minutes,3 times a week,then increase it)
    3.Drink less alcohol
    4.Drink healthy smoothies,which will contribute to the recommended 5 pieces of fruit you should eat per day.

    I have done this since September and have lost 2 1/2 stone,which has taken me down from a size 16 to size 12.
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    (Original post by lessthanthree)
    Look.

    <3

    less than three?

    HEART!

    "I <3 you"

    < - less than, 3 - three!

    YAAAAY.
    o NOW i get it. :rolleyes: sorry a bit slow.
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    (Original post by lessthanthree)
    ..
    thought u just have a thing with numbers. :rolleyes: *opps*
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    the uni rejected you coz you''re fat?? :confused: classic..:rolleyes: course not babe! I know some people think that but i've seen the fattest people get into Oxford so no probs babe...keep smiling (btw i'm fat and perfectly happy )
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    (Original post by eurasianfeline)
    o NOW i get it. :rolleyes: sorry a bit slow.
    i still don't get it :bawling:
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    (Original post by lessthanthree)
    how come?

    < is the sign for less than, like in maths? like.. 8 is more than 5, so 8>5. 5 is less than 8, so 5<8

    <3 looks like a heart on its side.

    ergo,

    less than three = <3
    oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oh :idea: i get it! woohoo! :p:
    i just didn't realise that you meant that <3 was a heart...now i get it thanks <3!!!
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    (Original post by wild thing)
    oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oh :idea: i get it! woohoo! :p:
    i just didn't realise that you meant that <3 was a heart...now i get it thanks <3!!!
    haha...that took me some time too...but that was a while ago.
 
 
 
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