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So in the US& A the 17th of May is National Mushroom Hunting Day :yep:

Let us celebrate with some suitable pungi :ahee:

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Quorn™ to be wild - Steppenwolf
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I suspect there will be plenty of fun guys and fun gals on this thread soon
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“So who is he?”
“Oh mag? He’s a fun guy!”
“What!?”
“Yeah, tho his job is a bit peculiar - he’s a mushroom farmer!”
“Ummmmmm that’s what fungi do!”
“No, fun. guy”
“Oh no, spore me the mush”
“Room”


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I'm Toad-ally ready for this thread, this thread is all about me.

Not mush-room in my brain to come up with good puns though.
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I Fought the Spore and the Spore Won

The Toadstool on the Hill is Standing Perfectly Still

Won't You Take Me To - Fungi Town
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And the morel of the story is don’t shiitake the cepe out of the oysters but just girolle with them

Chanterella and Buttons (pantomime)
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(Original post by Joinedup)
Quorn™ to be wild - Steppenwolf
:woo: this is genius :yay:

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I suspect there will be plenty of fun guys and fun gals on this thread soon
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(Original post by Inc3me)
“So who is he?”
“Oh mag? He’s a fun guy!”
“What!?”
“Yeah, tho his job is a bit peculiar - he’s a mushroom farmer!”
“Ummmmmm that’s what fungi do!”
“No, fun. guy”
“Oh no, spore me the mush”
“Room”


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:rave: well played Ma'am :girl:

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(Original post by Talkative Toad)
I'm Toad-ally ready for this thread, this thread is all about me.

Not mush-room in my brain to come up with good puns though.
:rave: thanks for dropping by T T :girl:

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(Original post by Fullofsurprises)
I Fought the Spore and the Spore Won

The Toadstool on the Hill is Standing Perfectly Still

Won't You Take Me To - Fungi Town
:rave: these are magic :girl:

the people of Cep are lovin' it

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This place is situated in Jindřichův Hradec, Jihočeský kraj, Czech Republic, its geographical coordinates are 48° 55' 0" North, 14° 48' 0" East


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Dámy,
Možná utrácíte příliš mnoho za svůj každodenní make-up?
Kosmetika může být velkým žroutem vaší kabelky.
Dnešní dáma potřebuje praktické řešení!
Stačí zaskočit na recepci a popovídat si s velkou Naděždou.
Její rodina vyrábí kosmetické produkty
z přírodních surovin po generace.
Jednou z jejích nejoblíbenějších věcí je rtěnka z kančí krve.
Stojí jen 87 korun pro dva.
Pokud nejste spokojeni, velké N zaručuje vrácení peněz
celá cena žádné dotazy.

Bronislav Jindřich Janoušek

Zástupce zástupce manažera kosmetických produktů a to


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Ladies,
Perhaps you are spending too much on your daily make up ?
Cosmetics can be a huge drain on your purse.
Today's lady needs a practical solution !
Just pop along to reception and have a chat with big Naděžda .
Her family has been making beauty products
from natural ingredients for generations.
One of her most popular items is the boar's blood lipstick.
It only costs koruna 87 for two.
If you are not delighted big N guarantees to refund
the whole price no questions asked.

Bronislav Jindřich Janoušek

Deputy Assistant Manager of beauty products and that
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(Original post by marchag)
And the morel of the story is don’t shiitake the cepe out of the oysters but just girolle with them

Chanterella and Buttons (pantomime)
:woo:good work Sire ! :yay:

good to see some japanese 'shrooms there

the people of Cep are clutching their sides :yep:

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Pánové,
zítra večer budeme držet
naše každoroční soutěž dortů
v právním centru Franze Kafky.
Vezměte si s sebou maximálně dva dorty plné velikosti
nebo půl tuctu pohádkových dortů a tak.
První cenou bude týdenní dovolená na Moravě.
Druhá cena tam bude dva týdny.
Pokud se chcete zúčastnit, stačí zaskočit na recepci
a popovídat si s velkou Žanetou.
Startovné je 96 korun včetně nového klobouku
se svým jménem a malým pytlíkem Trdelníků.
Všechny dorty si ponechává organizační výbor
a v pravý čas rozdány potřebným.

Kazimír Norbert Janků

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Gentlemen,
tomorrow evening we shall be holding
our annual cake competition
at the Franz Kafka legal center.
Please bring along no more than two full size cakes
or half a dozen fairy cakes and that.
The first prize will be a week's holiday in Moravia.
The second prize will be two weeks there.
If you would like to take part just pop along to reception
and have a chat with big Žaneta.
The entry fee is koruna 96 which includes a novelty hat
with your name on and a small bag of Trdelníks.
All cakes shall be retained by the organising committee
and distributed to the needy in due course.

Kazimír Norbert Janků

Deputy Assistant Commissioner for cakes and that
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Crimini and Punishment

S'pores are a great treat because they're portabell(o).
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Me and My Cosis
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The Loaf Also Rises
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Crimini and Punishment

S'pores are a great treat because they're portabell(o).
:rave: great work pg ! :girl:

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Toad of Toadstool

Me and My Cosis

The Loaf Also Rises
:woo: well played Sir Nulli ! :congrats:

the people of Cep wish to congratulate you...

it is the yeast they can do :teehee:

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Pánové,
prosím neohřívejte svůj Hovězí Guláš na radiátorech šatny.
tento lahodný hovězí guláš je neodolatelný pro mouchy a to.
Brzy ptáci létají dovnitř, aby si pochutnávali na hmyzu.
Netrvalo dlouho a nastalo úplné pandemonium jako u ptáků
rvát se o sebe a útočit na závěsy svými špičatými nohami.
Teprve minulý týden mi velká Žofie řekla uklízečka
že euroasijský hvozdík upustil do kávy velkou žížalu,
když podřimovala na belvederu.
Proč nenecháte svůj Hovězí Guláš na recepci, když přijedete?
Velká Liběna má speciální skříň na ohřívání všech možných masitých gulášů.

Jindřich Čeněk Svoboda

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Gentlemen,
please do not warm your Hovězí Guláš on the changing room radiators.
this delicious beefy stew is irresistible to flies and that.
Soon the birds fly indoors to feast on the insects.
Before long it is complete pandemonium as the birds
tussle with each other and attack the curtains with their pointy feet.
Only last week big Žofie the cleaning lady told me
that a Eurasian Woodcock dropped a large earthworm
into her coffee as she dozed on the belvedere.
Why not leave your Hovězí Guláš at reception when you arrive ?
Big Liběna has a special cupboard for warming all manner of meaty stews.

Jindřich Čeněk Svoboda

Deputy Assistant Manager of meaty stew warming and that
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Mary and Joseph had to stay in a stable in bethlehem as there wasn't mushroom at the inn.
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Mary and Joseph had to stay in a stable in bethlehem as there wasn't mushroom at the inn.
:woo: good one GJ ! :yay:

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