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So in the US& A the 18th of May is International Museum Day :woo:

Let us curate some educational puns on the subject :yep:

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as you are no doubt aware, the Museum of Modern Art in Noo Yawk is affectionately known as MoMA

https://www.moma.org


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Stiller Alice

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Bit of a stretch
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you may be rijk (billy joel)
sitting in the (british) library (abba)
put on jorvik sombrero (also abba)
tate on me (a-ha)
good old-fashioned louvre boy (queen)
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Oooh looking forward to some interesting exhibits on here
I don't know what I can really donate but I'll visit regularly
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The Oak and the Ashmolean

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The Hunterian for Red October
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A frog goes ex-ribhit

Latin of muse is museum
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Stiller Alice

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Bit of a stretch
:rave: so we are going with Ben Stiller... who was in Night at the Museum ? :holmes:

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The Secret Life of the Met
The Rainbow Collection
Sir Thomas Gallery (wrote Le Morte d'Arthur)
artefractals
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(Original post by bl0bf1sh)
you may be rijk (billy joel)
sitting in the (british) library (abba)
put on jorvik sombrero (also abba)
tate on me (a-ha)
good old-fashioned louvre boy (queen)
:rave: a splendid display Your Ladyship :girl:

the people of Vanda are lovin' it

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This place is situated in Uusimaa, Etela-Suomi, Finland, its geographical coordinates are 60° 18' 0" North, 24° 51' 0" East


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Naiset,
Ehkä käytät liikaa rahaa päivittäiseen meikkiin?
Kosmetiikka voi kuluttaa kukkaroasi valtavasti.
Tämän päivän nainen tarvitsee käytännöllisen ratkaisun!
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Oooh looking forward to some interesting exhibits on here
I don't know what I can really donate but I'll visit regularly
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Jor Vikdorable

The Oak and the Ashmolean

Cry Me a Pitt-Rivers

The Hunterian for Red October
:woo: a fine exhibition of British Punnage Sir Nulli ! :yay:

the Russian Government want you to return the last one to the Hermitage :teehee:

the people of Vanda are delighted

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Hyvät herrat,
Ehkä olet huolissasi tietynlaisesta viimeistelyn puutteesta nyt,
kun nuoruutesi on kaukainen muisto?
Älä ole epätoivoinen! Big Mimmi off vastaanotto
on pätevä kokonaisvaltaisen kehon morfologian konsultti.
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A frog goes ex-ribhit

Latin of muse is museum
:rave: please put your donation in the box by the door Ma'am :girl:

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Here is an arte-fact bear's pun threads are a priceless collection for TSR
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:rave: so we are going with Ben Stiller... who was in Night at the Museum ? :holmes:

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We are!
I will hopefully make time for a further pun tonight...
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Captain America – Civil War Museum
All Curators Great and Small
Knights of Smithsonia by Muse(um)
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(Original post by penguingirl18)
The Secret Life of the Met
The Rainbow Collection
Sir Thomas Gallery (wrote Le Morte d'Arthur)
artefractals
:rave: the visitors to the Pun Gallery insist of touching your puns :naughty: :girl:

#3 is especially good

the people of Vanda are experiencing a magnitude 4.4 mirthquake :afraid:

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Naiset,
ehkä sinulla on ongelmia
löytääkö vanhimmalle lapsellesi sopiva puoliso?
Se voi olla täydellinen painajainen,
varsinkin jos ne tulivat alas rumaa vuonoa,
tai jos ne eivät ole okran terävin tikka.
Älä ole epätoivoinen!
Meillä on ilo tarjota sinulle ison Marja-Liisan palveluita vastaanoton ulkopuolella.
Hän on kokenut puoliso metsästäjä, joka voi jakaa
monia hehkuvia kokemuksia helpottuneista äideistä kanssasi.
Big M-L ei veloita paljoa ja takaa
palauttamaan jokaisen markan, jos avioliitto epäonnistuu kolmen vuoden kuluessa.

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Here is an arte-fact bear's pun threads are a priceless collection for TSR
:woo: you are too kind Trip :yay:

have a delicious punty

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We are!
I will hopefully make time for a further pun tonight...
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