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So in the US& A the 20th of May is Weights and Measures Day 
Let us weigh in with some well balanced punnage
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Let us weigh in with some well balanced punnage
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Reality Check Toki the Dumdum harrysbar* The_Lonely_Goatherd Good bloke Muttley79 nulli tertius chazwomaqAndrew97 Plantagenet Crown Fullofsurprises LiberOfLondon ecolierlondonmyst Sammylou40GlazJoinedup uberteknikPhoenixfeather99AngryJellyfish laurawattwinterscomingBlue_Cow RedTwisttoonervoustotalk Deggs_14 HRobson_BMCSinnoh SaDe7RogerOxonAnonymous1502 DrewskiQuasaParacosm The Usherette™ lyer in hellfyreMidge Bang Udder OrderProducktiveOndeKarelinaGreyWolfTooDr CoxPhantom 1517Dan0101026Soapusername5264250FV75mqb2766cambioTobelstienCoolBroStereoKjekjeSkittishNappLaserquestAleshabecausethenightOberonflyLovelyFoxProxyBuckHowlsHalfeti RoseWoooordabsolutelysproutMoonboChoc fanGhostladyCoolestMacyAmeliaLyndseyROTLRsxgewSameeraClaudiaDaveoNeviBlackCatFlobroLaurenceAnonymous1502Guru JasonLego Men OnJoyfulGeekMarkovHardy_BtgHannaRufusSynergy~Medic WilVanessaCnightingalegendVersionsBecca216Mr WillyjellyRetreadicossummerberrychopinnocMesopotGolderzshortieTashFionaandDonkeymnotzetamfctinygirlBlueIndigoVioletTJ1997DaryaJoyAstraPhoenixRoseWannaCambioAsaYunoouser11235813cleanseBexKorrasmorrasajilemonadeteatreblebeefox houndbbyooserJolesJustaboutmeddadCute KawaiiImperatorFatinespinningtopjoey srpugglet HellllppppScarletMillionsSir Rutlandtimespentjackpotu_w_DSKEdacba_w_HALLOONMickey@M&[email protected]&FProperladFFFMehvijRam RYeoAeshaMarkWise GTinyPizzahomecounterPStevensAmeliab2PRich PCkentReading MumKing LouiswaxerAzureWindChlaminmate4DopticsDentaldreamsjustvisitedSocraticNikkiBHM365nm12345Leafysealonestercote1ojhungrysalBraindraindjinnsterArtfultinyBenjiHedgeyJoshwoodsniamhblobfishRaptorJKA_Pcoco:)TriplexBarbedwirelessjessicaMnonIraDozyJosennthkoinoII1LMayhemTalkativeDQpenguingirlBookworm524kizarkitoAgashii_AestheticIncomeinanotherSufysDRexMRC
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kelvin eve
kilogram me softly with his song
watt a wonderful world
sweet ohm alabama
when I kissed the metre
kilogram me softly with his song
watt a wonderful world
sweet ohm alabama
when I kissed the metre
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also not a pun but I did my french irp on the metric system – really really interesting, absolutely love the metric system
and they [revolution era france] tried to introduce decimal time as well, didn't work out so well though
and they [revolution era france] tried to introduce decimal time as well, didn't work out so well though
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The Ounce Of Monte Cristo
A Pound The World In Weighty Days
A Pound The World In Weighty Days
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• Ounce upon a Time in the West
• The Gr Inch
• Licence to Kilo
• Kilo Queen – Freddie the Mercury thermometer
• The Gr Inch
• Licence to Kilo
• Kilo Queen – Freddie the Mercury thermometer
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Gregory's gill
Lord of the ream: the two tonnes
Lord of the ream: the return of the kilogram
Carat on a hot tin roof
The gram, the bale and the unit
All about em
One furlong over the cuckoo's nest
Dram another day
Hectare's house [the children's favourite is reimagined]
Radian man [Dustin Hoffman remake]
I hope you can fathom out some of these
Lord of the ream: the two tonnes
Lord of the ream: the return of the kilogram
Carat on a hot tin roof
The gram, the bale and the unit
All about em
One furlong over the cuckoo's nest
Dram another day
Hectare's house [the children's favourite is reimagined]
Radian man [Dustin Hoffman remake]
I hope you can fathom out some of these
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Candela in the Wind
becquerel sauce
Kelvin and Hobbes
ohm run
becquerel sauce
Kelvin and Hobbes
ohm run
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Voltemort and Grindelwatt
Muggle amid magic: things are not as they ampere, as farad I know.
Muggle amid magic: things are not as they ampere, as farad I know.
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Of Mice and Lumen
A New Career in a Newton (Bowie)
Joule be Mine (the Beatles)
The Little Pascals
I'm not sure weber I can come up with any mole puns.
A New Career in a Newton (Bowie)
Joule be Mine (the Beatles)
The Little Pascals
I'm not sure weber I can come up with any mole puns.
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good work Ma'am 
you could have had....
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(Original post by bl0bf1sh)
kelvin eve
kilogram me softly with his song
watt a wonderful world
sweet ohm alabama
when I kissed the metre
we need to talk about kelvin
kelvin eve
kilogram me softly with his song
watt a wonderful world
sweet ohm alabama
when I kissed the metre
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also not a pun but I did my french irp on the metric system – really really interesting, absolutely love the metric system
and they [revolution era france] tried to introduce decimal time as well, didn't work out so well though
and they [revolution era france] tried to introduce decimal time as well, didn't work out so well though
we need to talk about kelvin
fine work Ma'am to be franc i prefer the imperial system
the people of Ton are lovin' it
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This place is situated in Issyk-Kul, Kyrgyzstan, its geographical coordinates are 42° 10' 8" North, 77° 1' 52" East
Айымдар,
балким сиз элечекти адаштырып алгандырсыз?
Чоң Бактыгүл бүркүт кыз тапты
бүгүн эртең менен аялдардын боз үйүнүн артында.
Ал бир жуп мырзалардын отюкунун жанында болчу.
Эгер сиз бул нерсени кайра алгыңыз келсе
жөн гана кабыл алуу үчүн поп жана бар
Чоң Токтайым менен сырдуу баарлашуу.
Ал аны атайын шкафында карап жатат,
башка көптөгөн салттуу жасалгалар менен бирге,
музыкалык аспаптар жана ырдаган шумкар.
Балким, сен тактарды кетирүүнү кааламаксың
кайра элечектен ?
Жөн гана чоң Тден анын Pledge™ 2-in-1 спрейин сураңыз
жана үй-бүлө өлчөмү Brillo pad.
Жумабек Сабыр Малдыбаев
Жетишпеген нерселер боюнча жетекчинин орун басары жана башка
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Ladies,
perhaps you have mislaid your elechek ?
Big Baktigul the eagle girl found one
early this morning behind the women's yurt.
It was next to a pair of gentlemen's otyuk.
If you would like to retrieve this item
just pop along to reception and have
a discreet chat with big Toktayym.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other traditional adornments,
musical instruments and the singing falcon.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains
from your elechek before popping it back on ?
Just ask big T for a lend of her Pledge™ 2-in-1 spray
and the family size brillo pad.
Jumabek Sabyr Maldybayev
Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
perhaps you have mislaid your elechek ?
Big Baktigul the eagle girl found one
early this morning behind the women's yurt.
It was next to a pair of gentlemen's otyuk.
If you would like to retrieve this item
just pop along to reception and have
a discreet chat with big Toktayym.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other traditional adornments,
musical instruments and the singing falcon.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains
from your elechek before popping it back on ?
Just ask big T for a lend of her Pledge™ 2-in-1 spray
and the family size brillo pad.
Jumabek Sabyr Maldybayev
Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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weigh to go Ma'am !
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(Original post by marchag)
• Ounce upon a Time in the West
• The Gr Inch
• Licence to Kilo
• Kilo Queen – Freddie the Mercury thermometer
• Ounce upon a Time in the West
• The Gr Inch
• Licence to Kilo
• Kilo Queen – Freddie the Mercury thermometer
well balanced punnage march 
the people of Ton are clutching their sides
Мырзалар,
балким сен отюкту адаштырдыңбы?
Чоң Бактыгүл бүркүт кыз түгөй тапты
бүгүн эртең менен аялдардын боз үйүнүн артында.
Алар бир айымдын элечегинин жанында болушкан.
Эгер сиз бул нерселерди кайра алгыңыз келсе
жөн гана кабыл алуу үчүн поп жана бар
Чоң Токтайым менен сырдуу баарлашуу.
Ал аларды атайын шкафында карап жатат,
башка көптөгөн салттуу бут кийим менен бирге,
музыкалык аспаптар жана ырдаган шумкар.
Балким, сен тактарды кетирүүнү кааламаксың
Аларды кайра иштетүүдөн мурун отюктонбу?
Big T компаниясынан herCillit Bang™ спрейин сураңыз
жана бышык тазалоочу щетка.
Жумабек Сабыр Малдыбаев
Жетишпеген нерселер боюнча жетекчинин орун басары жана башка
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Gentlemen,
perhaps you have mislaid your otyuk ?
Big Baktigul the eagle girl found a pair
early this morning behind the women's yurt.
They were next to a lady's elechek.
If you would like to retrieve these items
just pop along to reception and have
a discreet chat with big Toktayym.
She is looking after them in her special cupboard,
along with many other traditional items of footwear,
musical instruments and the singing falcon.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains
from your otyuk before popping them back on ?
Just ask big T for a lend of herCillit Bang™ spray
and the sturdy scrubbing brush.
Jumabek Sabyr Maldybayev
Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
perhaps you have mislaid your otyuk ?
Big Baktigul the eagle girl found a pair
early this morning behind the women's yurt.
They were next to a lady's elechek.
If you would like to retrieve these items
just pop along to reception and have
a discreet chat with big Toktayym.
She is looking after them in her special cupboard,
along with many other traditional items of footwear,
musical instruments and the singing falcon.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains
from your otyuk before popping them back on ?
Just ask big T for a lend of herCillit Bang™ spray
and the sturdy scrubbing brush.
Jumabek Sabyr Maldybayev
Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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(Original post by Muttley79)
Gregory's gill
Lord of the ream: the two tonnes
Lord of the ream: the return of the kilogram
Carat on a hot tin roof
The gram, the bale and the unit
All about em
One furlong over the cuckoo's nest
Dram another day
Hectare's house [the children's favourite is reimagined]
Radian man [Dustin Hoffman remake]
I hope you can fathom out some of these
Gregory's gill
Lord of the ream: the two tonnes
Lord of the ream: the return of the kilogram
Carat on a hot tin roof
The gram, the bale and the unit
All about em
One furlong over the cuckoo's nest
Dram another day
Hectare's house [the children's favourite is reimagined]
Radian man [Dustin Hoffman remake]
I hope you can fathom out some of these
a heavyweight selection of puns Ma'am Hectare's House made me chortle
the people of Ton are also amused
Айымдар,
Балким, сиз күнүмдүк макияжыңызга өтө көп коротуп жатасызбы?
Косметика капчыгыңызга чоң чыгым болушу мүмкүн.
Бүгүнкү айымга практикалык чечим керек!
Жөн гана кабыл алуу үчүн поп жана баарлашуу
чоң Курманжан менен.
Анын үй-бүлөсү сулуулук буюмдарын жасап келишет
муундан муунга табигый ингредиенттерден.
Анын эң популярдуу буюмдарынын бири - жаңгак ширесинин контуркасы.
Эки кишиге болгону 114 сом турат.
Эгерде сиз ыраазы болбосоңуз, анда K кайтарып берүүгө кепилдик берет
бардык баасы эч кандай суроо жок.
Салижан Турсунбай Кудайбердиев
Сулуулук буюмдары боюнча менеджердин орун басары жана башка
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Ladies,
Perhaps you are spending too much on your daily make up ?
Cosmetics can be a huge drain on your purse.
Today's lady needs a practical solution !
Just pop along to reception and have a chat
with big Kurmanzhan .
Her family has been making beauty products
from natural ingredients for generations.
One of her most popular items is the walnut juice eyeliner .
It only costs som 114 for two.
If you are not delighted big K guarantees to refund
the whole price no questions asked.
Salizhan Tursunbai Kudayberdiev
Deputy Assistant Manager of beauty products and that
Perhaps you are spending too much on your daily make up ?
Cosmetics can be a huge drain on your purse.
Today's lady needs a practical solution !
Just pop along to reception and have a chat
with big Kurmanzhan .
Her family has been making beauty products
from natural ingredients for generations.
One of her most popular items is the walnut juice eyeliner .
It only costs som 114 for two.
If you are not delighted big K guarantees to refund
the whole price no questions asked.
Salizhan Tursunbai Kudayberdiev
Deputy Assistant Manager of beauty products and that
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(Original post by penguingirl18)
Candela in the Wind
becquerel sauce
Kelvin and Hobbes
ohm run
Voltemort and Grindelwatt
Muggle amid magic: things are not as they ampere, as farad I know.
Of Mice and Lumen
A New Career in a Newton (Bowie)
Joule be Mine (the Beatles)
The Little Pascals
I'm not sure weber I can come up with any mole puns.
Candela in the Wind
becquerel sauce
Kelvin and Hobbes
ohm run
Voltemort and Grindelwatt
Muggle amid magic: things are not as they ampere, as farad I know.
Of Mice and Lumen
A New Career in a Newton (Bowie)
Joule be Mine (the Beatles)
The Little Pascals
I'm not sure weber I can come up with any mole puns.
thank you for your hard work. i am sorry you had to weight for me the people of Ton are thrilled
Айымдар,
эртең кечинде биз Виталий Кличко атындагы паркур борборунда
жылдык кайрымдуулук тверкатонубузду өткөрөбүз.
Бул жылы түшкөн каражат түнкү клубдун
коопсуздук жардамчыларына жумшалат.
Сиз элестете тургандай, бул кыжырданган чапандар жана
айымдар кулпулоо учурунда абдан азап тартышты.
Сиздин жардамыңыз менен алар артка кайтып келе алышат.
Эгерде сиз бийге катышкыңыз келсе, жөн гана конокко келип,
чоң Дариха менен баарлашыңыз.
Кирүү акысы 201 сом.
Бул Ашлан-Фунун бир табагы жана Кымыздын бөтөлкөсүн камтыйт.
Эгерде сизде өзүңүздүн йога шымыңыз жок болсо,
сиз чоң D компаниясынан жуп ала аласыз.
Ал үй шартында төөнүн терисинен жана спандекстен жасайт.
баскычтар чыныгы аюунун тиштери.
Амангелди Болот Кубанычбек
Аял бийлөө боюнча менеджердин орун басары жана башка
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Ladies,
tomorrow evening we shall be holding our annual charity twerkathon
at the Vitaliy Klitschko parkour center.
This year the proceeds will go to Nightclub Security Facilitators in Need.
As you can imagine these doughty chaps and ladies
have suffered greatly during lockdown and that.
With your help they can bounce back.
If you would like to take part in the dancing,
just pop along to reception and have a chat with big Darixa.
The entry fee is som 201.
This includes a bowl of Ashlan-Fu and a bottle of Koumiss.
If you do not have your own yoga pants you can borrow a pair from big D.
She makes them at home from camel skin and spandex™.
The buttons are genuine bear teeth.
Amangeldy Bolot Kubanychbek
Deputy Assistant Manager of lady dancing and that
tomorrow evening we shall be holding our annual charity twerkathon
at the Vitaliy Klitschko parkour center.
This year the proceeds will go to Nightclub Security Facilitators in Need.
As you can imagine these doughty chaps and ladies
have suffered greatly during lockdown and that.
With your help they can bounce back.
If you would like to take part in the dancing,
just pop along to reception and have a chat with big Darixa.
The entry fee is som 201.
This includes a bowl of Ashlan-Fu and a bottle of Koumiss.
If you do not have your own yoga pants you can borrow a pair from big D.
She makes them at home from camel skin and spandex™.
The buttons are genuine bear teeth.
Amangeldy Bolot Kubanychbek
Deputy Assistant Manager of lady dancing and that
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