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So in the US& A the 22nd of May is Sherlock Holmes Day :holmes:

let's put on our deerstalkers and use punnage to crack the case :teehee:

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Holmes under the hammer :holmes:
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Holmes under the hammer :holmes:
:rave: ah there you are WPC flaurie :girl:

good work dear

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Holmes under the hammer :holmes:
That's not Watson the TV now though?
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That's not Watson the TV now though?
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May the Morse be with you!

Sherlock Holmes didn't hear Sherlock Jr: "Wat, son?)

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May the Morse be with you!

Diaz another Day :007:

Cool Hand Lewis

Lord of the ranks: the two Thomsons

Lord of the ranks: the return of Kojak

I hope these aren't too arresting.
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Sherlock Valentine
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Van der Valk on the wild side - Lou Reid
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(Original post by penguingirl18)
May the Morse be with you!

Sherlock Holmes didn't hear Sherlock Jr: "Wat, son?)

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:rave: thank you for running these to ground pg :girl:

the people of Morse are experiencing a magnitude 0.8 mirthquake :afraid:

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This place is situated in Wolfsburg, Braunschweig, Niedersachsen, Germany, its geographical coordinates are 52° 23' 0" North, 10° 44' 0" East


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Damen,
Vielleicht geben Sie zu viel für Ihr tägliches Make-up aus?
Kosmetika können eine große Belastung für Ihren Geldbeutel sein.
Die Dame von heute braucht eine praktische Lösung!
Einfach an der Rezeption vorbeikommen und mit der großen Wibke plaudern.
Ihre Familie stellt Schönheitsprodukte aus natürlichen Inhaltsstoffen her
für Generationen.
Einer ihrer beliebtesten Artikel ist die Wildschweinfett-Gesichtspackung.
Zu zweit kostet er nur 112 DM.
Wenn Sie nicht begeistert sind, garantiert Big W Ihnen den gesamten Preis zu erstatten
Keine Fragen gefragt.

Helmut Siegfried Wevelsburg von Brautkot

Stellvertretender stellvertretender Manager für Schönheitsprodukte und so weiter

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Ladies,
Perhaps you are spending too much on your daily make up ?
Cosmetics can be a huge drain on your purse.
Today's lady needs a practical solution !
Just pop along to reception and have a chat with big Wibke.
Her family has been making beauty products from natural ingredients
for generations.
One of her most popular items is the wild boar fat facepack.
It only costs DM 112 for two.
If you are not delighted big W guarantees to refund the whole price
no questions asked.

Helmut Siegfried Wevelsburg Von Brautkot

Deputy Assistant Manager of beauty products and that
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(Original post by Muttley79)
May the Morse be with you!

Diaz another Day :007:

Cool Hand Lewis

Lord of the ranks: the two Thomsons

Lord of the ranks: the return of Kojak

I hope these aren't too arresting.
:rave: very efficient pun detection Your Ladyship :girl:

#1 is my favorite :congrats:

the people of Morse are lovin' it

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Damen,
morgen abend halten wir unser jährliches ab
Benefiz-Twerkathon im Boris Becker Parkour Center.
In diesem Jahr geht der Erlös an Beuteltier-Imitatoren in Not.
Wie Sie sich diese tapferen Kerle und Damen vorstellen können
haben während des Lockdowns sehr gelitten und so.
Mit Ihrer Hilfe können sie wieder auf die Beine kommen.
Wenn Sie am Tanzen teilnehmen möchten,
Kommen Sie einfach zur Rezeption und unterhalten Sie sich mit der großen Lotti.
Das Startgeld beträgt 96 DM.
Dazu gehören eine Schale Steckrübeneintopf und eine Flasche Himbeergeist.
Wenn Sie keine eigene Yogahose haben
Sie können ein Paar von Big L ausleihen.
Sie stellt sie zu Hause aus Wildschweinhaut und Lycra™ her.
Die Knöpfe sind echte 5-Pfennig-Münzen.

Friedrich Wilhelm von Lindeiner-Wildau

Stellvertretender stellvertretender Manager von Lady Dancing und so

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Ladies,
tomorrow evening we shall be holding our annual
charity twerkathon at the Boris Becker parkour center.
This year the proceeds will go to Marsupial Impersonators in need.
As you can imagine these doughty chaps and ladies
have suffered greatly during lockdown and that.
With your help they can bounce back.
If you would like to take part in the dancing,
just pop along to reception and have a chat with big Lotti.
The entry fee is DM 96.
This includes a bowl of Steckrübeneintopf and a bottle of Himbeergeist .
If you do not have your own yoga pants
you can borrow a pair from big L.
She makes them at home from wild boar skin and lycra™.
The buttons are genuine 5 pfennig coins.

Friedrich Wilhelm von Lindeiner-Wildau

Deputy Assistant Manager of lady dancing and that
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(Original post by Cote1)
Sherlock Valentine
:rave: hehehe nice one Cote :girl:

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Van der Valk on the wild side - Lou Reid
:woo: der der der dum dum dum dum... ermm very good Sir J ! :ahee:

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:woo: der der der dum dum dum dum... ermm very good Sir J ! :ahee:

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They don't write em like that any more...




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Return to Spender - Elvis Presley
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They don't write em like that any more...




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Return to Spender - Elvis Presley
:woo: thanks so much Sir J! that is a real Boon

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Man! I feel like a Bulman - Shania Twain




fictional detective easter egg at 2:11
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Man! I feel like a Bulman - Shania Twain




fictional detective easter egg at 2:11
:woo: roger that Sir J ! :yay:

the people of Morse are clutching their sides

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Herren,
morgen abend halten wir unser jährliches ab
Benefiz-Twerkathon im Boris Becker Parkour Center.
In diesem Jahr geht der Erlös an Beuteltier-Imitatoren in Not.
Wie Sie sich diese tapferen Kerle und Damen vorstellen können
haben während des Lockdowns sehr gelitten und so.
Mit Ihrer Hilfe können sie wieder auf die Beine kommen.
Wenn Sie das Tanzen aus diskreter Entfernung beobachten möchten,
Kommen Sie einfach zur Rezeption und unterhalten Sie sich mit der großen Lotti.
Sie hat eine Auswahl optischer Geräte der Kriegsmarine,
die aus dem Zweiten Weltkrieg übrig geblieben sind.
Dazu gehören Teleskope, Ferngläser, Periskope und so weiter.
Ihr Sehvergnügen ist gegen eine geringe Gebühr und eine rückzahlbare Kaution garantiert.

Friedrich Wilhelm von Lindeiner-Wildau

Stellvertretender stellvertretender Manager von Lady Dancing und so

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Gentlemen,
tomorrow evening we shall be holding our annual
charity twerkathon at the Boris Becker parkour center.
This year the proceeds will go to Marsupial Impersonators in need.
As you can imagine these doughty chaps and ladies
have suffered greatly during lockdown and that.
With your help they can bounce back.
If you would like to observethe dancing from a discreet distance,
just pop along to reception and have a chat with big Lotti.
She has a selection of Kriegsmarine optical devices left over from WWII.
These include telescopes, binoculars, periscopes and that.
Your viewing pleasure is guaranteed for a modest fee and a returnable deposit.

Friedrich Wilhelm von Lindeiner-Wildau

Deputy Assistant Manager of lady dancing and that
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Walden by Henry David Poirot
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Walden by Henry David Poirot
:rave: your leetle grey cells 'ave been 'ard at work Ma'am :girl:

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I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clouseau - the antidote to Inspector Morse-Code

Does what it says on the Tin Tin

Hickory, Dixon of Dock Green

Z Cars - Putin's memoirs from a post war Gulag

Cracker Barrel - Cheesy psychological-profiling thriller

To Catch a Biscuit Thief - best-selling sequel to Cracker Barrel
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