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So in the US& A the 23rd of May is Lucky Penny Day 
Let us coin some original puns to celebrate
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Let us coin some original puns to celebrate
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A tester was the old name for a sixpenny coin
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Florin Nightingale
Guinea Weasley
Cents and Sensibility
I hope I'm not shilling the beans!
Guinea Weasley
Cents and Sensibility
I hope I'm not shilling the beans!
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(Original post by penguingirl18)
Florin Nightingale
Guinea Weasley
Cents and Sensibility
I hope I'm not shilling the beans!
Florin Nightingale
Guinea Weasley
Cents and Sensibility
I hope I'm not shilling the beans!
good work pg ! 
the people of Shilling are lovin' it
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This place is situated in Central, Malawi, its geographical coordinates are 14° 10' 0" South, 33° 21' 0" East
Amayi,
mwina mwalakwitsa chikwama chanu?
Big Ntshembo mtsikana wanthambi adapeza
molawirira mmawa uno kuseri kwa kanyumba ka mishoni.
Anali pafupi ndi ma gentlemen's.
Ngati mukufuna kupeza chinthu ichi
ingobwerani ku reception ndikukhala
kucheza mwanzeru ndi wamkulu N'Wayitelo.
Akuyang'anira m'kabati yake yapadera,
pamodzi ndi zinthu zina zambiri zachikopa,
zida zoimbira ndi tilapia woyimba .
Mwina mungakonde kuchotsa madontho
kuchokera ku chikwama chanu musanachigwiritsenso pagulu?
Ingofunsani wamkulu wa N'W kuti akubwerekeni Pledge™ 2-in-1 spray
ndi mswachi wa canine.
Nsuku Mashila Makumba
Wachiwiri Wothandizira Woyang'anira zinthu zomwe zikusowa ndi izo
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Ladies,
perhaps you have mislaid your chikwama ?
Big Ntshembo the groundnut girl found one
early this morning behind the mission hut.
It was next to a pair of gentlemen's nsapato.
If you would like to retrieve this item
just pop along to reception and have
a discreet chat with big N’Wayitelo.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other leather items,
musical instruments and the singing tilapia .
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains
from your chikwama before using it in public again ?
Just ask big N'W for a lend of her Pledge™ 2-in-1 spray
and the canine toothbrush.
Nsuku Mashila Makumbani
Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
perhaps you have mislaid your chikwama ?
Big Ntshembo the groundnut girl found one
early this morning behind the mission hut.
It was next to a pair of gentlemen's nsapato.
If you would like to retrieve this item
just pop along to reception and have
a discreet chat with big N’Wayitelo.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other leather items,
musical instruments and the singing tilapia .
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains
from your chikwama before using it in public again ?
Just ask big N'W for a lend of her Pledge™ 2-in-1 spray
and the canine toothbrush.
Nsuku Mashila Makumbani
Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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2p or not 2p that is the question
Not sure if I've coined a pun there, or whether I'm just bladdering on
Not sure if I've coined a pun there, or whether I'm just bladdering on
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Forrest Chump Change ("Run Forrest, Run to the ATM")
Creature from the Crypto
The Stablecoins of the Minotaur
The Hunger Games Poundtrack by Taylor Swift-Payments
Creature from the Crypto
The Stablecoins of the Minotaur
The Hunger Games Poundtrack by Taylor Swift-Payments
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Shillings List
A Pound The World In Eighty Days
Rita, Sue and Bob Two........(in olden days a bob was a shilling, don't you know)
The Cointer Sisters
50p Shades of Grey
A Pound The World In Eighty Days
Rita, Sue and Bob Two........(in olden days a bob was a shilling, don't you know)
The Cointer Sisters
50p Shades of Grey
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Not sure whether this thread makes cents
2p or not 2p that is the question
Not sure if I've coined a pun there, or whether I'm just bladdering on
Not sure whether this thread makes cents
2p or not 2p that is the question
Not sure if I've coined a pun there, or whether I'm just bladdering on
good work Sir Meddad 
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How many dimes do I have to say bear's pun threads are priceless? 
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(Original post by Fullofsurprises)
Forrest Chump Change ("Run Forrest, Run to the ATM")
Creature from the Crypto
The Stablecoins of the Minotaur
The Hunger Games Poundtrack by Taylor Swift-Payments
Forrest Chump Change ("Run Forrest, Run to the ATM")
Creature from the Crypto
The Stablecoins of the Minotaur
The Hunger Games Poundtrack by Taylor Swift-Payments
these are worth their weight in gold Ma'am the people of Shilling are clutching their sides
#2 is especially noteworthy
Amayi,
Mwina mumawononga ndalama zambiri pakupanga kwanu kwatsiku ndi tsiku?
Zodzoladzola zimatha kuwononga kwambiri chikwama chanu.
Dona wamasiku ano akufunika yankho lothandiza!
Ingobwerani kuti mukalandire ndikucheza ndi Djenebou wamkulu.
Banja lake lakhala likupanga zinthu zokongola
kuchokera kuzinthu zachilengedwe kwa mibadwomibadwo.
Chimodzi mwa zinthu zake zotchuka kwambiri ndi mkaka wa ngamila.
Amangotengera Kwacha 212 pa ziwiri zokha.
Ngati simukukondwera ndi chitsimikiziro chachikulu cha D kubweza ndalama
mtengo wonse palibe mafunso omwe adafunsidwa.
Hamidou Konimba Diallo
Wachiwiri Wothandizira Woyang'anira zinthu zokongola ndi izi
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Ladies,
Perhaps you are spending too much on your daily make up ?
Cosmetics can be a huge drain on your purse.
Today's lady needs a practical solution !
Just pop along to reception and have a chat with big Djenebou .
Her family has been making beauty products
from natural ingredients for generations.
One of her most popular items is the camel milk colonic.
It only costs Kwacha 212 for two.
If you are not delighted big D guarantees to refund
the whole price no questions asked.
Hamidou Konimba Diallo
Deputy Assistant Manager of beauty products and that
Perhaps you are spending too much on your daily make up ?
Cosmetics can be a huge drain on your purse.
Today's lady needs a practical solution !
Just pop along to reception and have a chat with big Djenebou .
Her family has been making beauty products
from natural ingredients for generations.
One of her most popular items is the camel milk colonic.
It only costs Kwacha 212 for two.
If you are not delighted big D guarantees to refund
the whole price no questions asked.
Hamidou Konimba Diallo
Deputy Assistant Manager of beauty products and that
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Farthing Ted
Shillings List
A Pound The World In Eighty Days
Rita, Sue and Bob Two........(in olden days a bob was a shilling, don't you know)
The Cointer Sisters
50p Shades of Grey
Farthing Ted
Shillings List
A Pound The World In Eighty Days
Rita, Sue and Bob Two........(in olden days a bob was a shilling, don't you know)
The Cointer Sisters
50p Shades of Grey
these are great value pound for pound #4 is especially witty. i am holding a florin in my hand as i type
the people of Shilling are experiencing a magnitude 6.2 mirthquake
Amayi,
mawa madzulo tikhala tikuchita chaka chilichonse
charity twerkathon ku Hastings Banda parkour center.
Chaka chino ndalamazo zipita ku Space Hopper Athletes In Need.
Monga momwe mungaganizire, anyamata ndi atsikana awa
adavutika kwambiri panthawi yotsekera ndi izi.
Ndi thandizo lanu iwo akhoza kubwereranso.
Ngati mukufuna kutenga nawo mbali pa kuvina,
ingobwerani ku phwando ndikucheza ndi Aïssata wamkulu.
Ndalama zolowera ndi Kwacha 84.
Izi zikuphatikizapo mbale ya Chambo ndi botolo la Kachasu.
Ngati mulibe mathalauza anu a yoga
mutha kubwereka awiri kwa wamkulu A.
Amazipanga kunyumba kuchokera ku khungu la mvuu ndi spandex™.
Mabataniwo ndi mano enieni a nkhandwe.
Youba Bocar Zerbo
Deputy Assistant Manager wa lady dancing ndi zimenezo
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Ladies,
tomorrow evening we shall be holding our annual
charity twerkathon at the Hastings Banda parkour center.
This year the proceeds will go to Space Hopper Athletes in Need.
As you can imagine these doughty chaps and ladies
have suffered greatly during lockdown and that.
With your help they can bounce back.
If you would like to take part in the dancing,
just pop along to reception and have a chat with big Aïssata.
The entry fee is Kwacha 84.
This includes a bowl of Chambo and a bottle of Kachasu.
If you do not have your own yoga pants
you can borrow a pair from big A.
She makes them at home from hippo skin and spandex™.
The buttons are genuine jackal teeth.
Youba Bocar Zerbo
Deputy Assistant Manager of lady dancing and that
tomorrow evening we shall be holding our annual
charity twerkathon at the Hastings Banda parkour center.
This year the proceeds will go to Space Hopper Athletes in Need.
As you can imagine these doughty chaps and ladies
have suffered greatly during lockdown and that.
With your help they can bounce back.
If you would like to take part in the dancing,
just pop along to reception and have a chat with big Aïssata.
The entry fee is Kwacha 84.
This includes a bowl of Chambo and a bottle of Kachasu.
If you do not have your own yoga pants
you can borrow a pair from big A.
She makes them at home from hippo skin and spandex™.
The buttons are genuine jackal teeth.
Youba Bocar Zerbo
Deputy Assistant Manager of lady dancing and that
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