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So in the US& A the 24th of May is Endless Breakfast Day 
Let us serve up some tasty punnage to celebrate
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Let us serve up some tasty punnage to celebrate
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Chitty Chitty Banging Bangers
Early meal at Tiffany's Place
Any Which Way but Juice
Silence of the Pans
Early meal at Tiffany's Place
Any Which Way but Juice
Silence of the Pans
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The Full English Patient
Ketchup-22
Hashes to Hashes
Cathy Come Home .....Ken Poach
Ketchup-22
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Cathy Come Home .....Ken Poach
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Wow, the flakes are high!
Earl Grey's Anatomy
The Crumpet of the Swan
The Great British Bacon Show
A Mushroom of One's Own
The Red Badge of Porridge
Hey Food
Earl Grey's Anatomy
The Crumpet of the Swan
The Great British Bacon Show
A Mushroom of One's Own
The Red Badge of Porridge
Hey Food
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Here Comes the Bun
Blue Suede Juice
Bean Genie
The Magic Fruit
Pancake My Eyes Off You
Good Day Sunny-side
Oliver Toast (published as a cereal novel)
Seven Seas of Rye
Blue Suede Juice
Bean Genie
The Magic Fruit
Pancake My Eyes Off You
Good Day Sunny-side
Oliver Toast (published as a cereal novel)
Seven Seas of Rye
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Chitty Chitty Banging Bangers
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i was gonna do a pun but i thought it was a bit waffly
i was gonna do a pun but i thought it was a bit waffly
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I don't have milk on my cereal at breakfast. Someone accused me of being lack-toast intolerant... but surely that's something to do with wheat. Very confusing.
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I don't have milk on my cereal at breakfast. Someone accused me of being lack-toast intolerant... but surely that's something to do with wheat. Very confusing.
I don't have milk on my cereal at breakfast. Someone accused me of being lack-toast intolerant... but surely that's something to do with wheat. Very confusing.
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Chitty Chitty Banging Bangers
Early meal at Tiffany's Place
Any Which Way but Juice
Silence of the Pans
Well let's see how this pancakes out.
Chitty Chitty Banging Bangers
Early meal at Tiffany's Place
Any Which Way but Juice
Silence of the Pans
Well let's see how this pancakes out.
a hearty spread Your Ladyship ! 
#1 and #4 were especially tempting
the people of Bangor are lovin' it, isn't it
Merched,
peidiwch â chynhesu eich Cawl ar reiddiaduron yr ystafell newid.
mae'r cawl blasus hwn yn anorchfygol i bryfed a hwnnw.
Yn fuan mae'r adar yn hedfan dan do i wledda ar y pryfed.
Cyn hir mae'n pandemonium cyflawn fel yr adar
gwrthdaro â'i gilydd ac ymosod ar y llenni â'u traed pigfain.
Dim ond yr wythnos diwethaf mawr dywedodd Olwenna
y wraig glanhau wrthyf
bod pâl yn gollwng tywodlif i'w cheg wrth iddi ddozi ar y belvedere.
Beth am adael eich Cawl yn y dderbynfa ar ôl cyrraedd?
Mae gan Myfanwy Fawr gwpwrdd arbennig
ar gyfer cynhesu pob math o gawl a chawl.
Ianto Ifor Popkin
Dirprwy Reolwr Cynorthwyol Cynhesu Cawl a hynny
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Ladies,
please do not warm your Cawl on the changing room radiators.
this delicious hearty soup is irresistible to flies and that.
Soon the birds fly indoors to feast on the insects.
Before long it is complete pandemonium as the birds
tussle with each other and attack the curtains with their pointy feet.
Only last week big Olwenna the cleaning lady told me
that a puffin dropped a sandeel into her mouth as she dozed on the belvedere.
Why not leave your Cawl at reception when you arrive ?
Big Myfanwy has a special cupboard for warming all manner of soups and broths.
Ianto Ifor Popkin
Deputy Assistant Manager of Soup warming and that
please do not warm your Cawl on the changing room radiators.
this delicious hearty soup is irresistible to flies and that.
Soon the birds fly indoors to feast on the insects.
Before long it is complete pandemonium as the birds
tussle with each other and attack the curtains with their pointy feet.
Only last week big Olwenna the cleaning lady told me
that a puffin dropped a sandeel into her mouth as she dozed on the belvedere.
Why not leave your Cawl at reception when you arrive ?
Big Myfanwy has a special cupboard for warming all manner of soups and broths.
Ianto Ifor Popkin
Deputy Assistant Manager of Soup warming and that
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(Original post by Cote1)
The Full English Patient
Ketchup-22
Hashes to Hashes
Cathy Come Home .....Ken Poach
The Full English Patient
Ketchup-22
Hashes to Hashes
Cathy Come Home .....Ken Poach
a satisfying selection Ma'am #1 is especially mirthsome
the people of Bangor are spilling their rwm isn't it
Merched,
efallai eich bod yn ystyried cael gwared ar y rheini
llinellau chwerthin ddim mor ddoniol
neu wneud eich gwefusau mis mêl yn ffres eto?
Yn lle llenwi'ch wyneb â phlastig
beth am roi cynnig ar driniaeth draddodiadol yn lle hynny?
Mae Brangwen Fawr oddi ar y dderbynfa yn croen yn llyfnach
profiadol sy'n gallu rhannu llawer o dystebau disglair
oddi wrth ferched o oedran arbennig.
Mae hi'n defnyddio fformiwla gyfrinachol
wedi'i gwneud o gynhwysion naturiol
yn unig gan gynnwys gwymon a braster defaid y mae merched
ei theulu wedi'i drosglwyddo ers cannoedd o flynyddoedd.
Nid yw Big B yn codi llawer ac mae'n gwarantu ad-daliad bob
ceiniog os nad ydych yn edrych ugain mlynedd yn iau.
Tecwyn Cadfael Scurlock
Dirprwy Reolwr Cynorthwyol llyfnder croen a hynny
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Ladies,
perhaps you are thinking of removing those
not so funny laughter lines
or making your lips honeymoon fresh again ?
Instead of filling your face with plastic
why not try a traditional treatment instead ?
Big Brangwen off reception is an experienced croen yn llyfnach
who can share many glowing testimonials
from ladies of a certain age.
She uses a secret formula made from only natural ingredients
including seaweed and sheep fat which the women of her family
have handed down for hundreds of years.
Big B does not charge very much and guarantees to refund every ceiniog
if you do not look twenty years younger.
Tecwyn Cadfael Scurlock
Deputy Assistant Manager of skin smoothness and that
perhaps you are thinking of removing those
not so funny laughter lines
or making your lips honeymoon fresh again ?
Instead of filling your face with plastic
why not try a traditional treatment instead ?
Big Brangwen off reception is an experienced croen yn llyfnach
who can share many glowing testimonials
from ladies of a certain age.
She uses a secret formula made from only natural ingredients
including seaweed and sheep fat which the women of her family
have handed down for hundreds of years.
Big B does not charge very much and guarantees to refund every ceiniog
if you do not look twenty years younger.
Tecwyn Cadfael Scurlock
Deputy Assistant Manager of skin smoothness and that
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(Original post by penguingirl18)
Wow, the flakes are high!
Earl Grey's Anatomy
The Crumpet of the Swan
The Great British Bacon Show
A Mushroom of One's Own
The Red Badge of Porridge
Hey Food
Here Comes the Bun
Blue Suede Juice
Bean Genie
The Magic Fruit
Pancake My Eyes Off You
Good Day Sunny-side
Oliver Toast (published as a cereal novel)
Seven Seas of Rye
Day Kipper
Alexander Jam Bell
Wow, the flakes are high!
Earl Grey's Anatomy
The Crumpet of the Swan
The Great British Bacon Show
A Mushroom of One's Own
The Red Badge of Porridge
Hey Food
Here Comes the Bun
Blue Suede Juice
Bean Genie
The Magic Fruit
Pancake My Eyes Off You
Good Day Sunny-side
Oliver Toast (published as a cereal novel)
Seven Seas of Rye
Day Kipper
Alexander Jam Bell
the wordplay trolley is overflowing with treats ! The Red Badge of Porridge is especially hilarious
the people of Bangor are experiencing a magnitude 9.0 mirthquake isn't it
Merched,
Efallai eich bod yn gwario gormod ar eich colur dyddiol?
Gall colur fod yn straen enfawr ar eich pwrs.
Mae angen ateb ymarferol ar wraig heddiw!
Galwch draw i'r dderbynfa i gael sgwrs gydag Aeronwen fawr.
Mae ei theulu wedi bod yn gwneud nwyddau harddwch
o gynhwysion naturiol ers cenedlaethau.
Un o'i heitemau mwyaf poblogaidd yw'r eyeliner glo caled.
Nid yw ond yn costio 3 swllt a 6 ceiniogau am ddau.
Os nad ydych wrth eich bodd mae A mawr yn gwarantu ad-daliad
y pris cyfan ni ofynnir cwestiynau.
Twdric Guto Glasscock
Dirprwy Reolwr Cynorthwyol cynhyrchion harddwch a hynny
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Ladies,
Perhaps you are spending too much on your daily make up ?
Cosmetics can be a huge drain on your purse.
Today's lady needs a practical solution !
Just pop along to reception and have a chat with big Aeronwen .
Her family has been making beauty products
from natural ingredients for generations.
One of her most popular items is the anthracite eyeliner.
It only costs 3 swllt and 6 ceiniogau for two.
If you are not delighted big A guarantees to refund
the whole price no questions asked.
Twdric Guto Glasscock
Deputy Assistant Manager of beauty products and that
Perhaps you are spending too much on your daily make up ?
Cosmetics can be a huge drain on your purse.
Today's lady needs a practical solution !
Just pop along to reception and have a chat with big Aeronwen .
Her family has been making beauty products
from natural ingredients for generations.
One of her most popular items is the anthracite eyeliner.
It only costs 3 swllt and 6 ceiniogau for two.
If you are not delighted big A guarantees to refund
the whole price no questions asked.
Twdric Guto Glasscock
Deputy Assistant Manager of beauty products and that
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(Original post by meddad)
Sausage puns are the wurst
I don't have milk on my cereal at breakfast. Someone accused me of being lack-toast intolerant... but surely that's something to do with wheat. Very confusing.
Sausage puns are the wurst
I don't have milk on my cereal at breakfast. Someone accused me of being lack-toast intolerant... but surely that's something to do with wheat. Very confusing.
hehehe alles in ordnung kamerad 
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(Original post by aliaa03)
i was gonna do a pun but i thought it was a bit waffly
no milk ??? cereal killer vibes
i was gonna do a pun but i thought it was a bit waffly
no milk ??? cereal killer vibes
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