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So in the US& A the 25th of May is National Wine Day 
Let us harvest some vintage puns to celebrate
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Let us harvest some vintage puns to celebrate
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Sack is an old word for Spanish fortified wines similar to sherry and that. It was popular in the Soviet Union. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sack_(wine)
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Is this the right thread to have a good whine.... just asking.
If not, then there are many other TSR threads where that's going on 🙄
If not, then there are many other TSR threads where that's going on 🙄
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Rosé-ta Stone
Pinot-chio
Ben & Sherry's
Que syrah, syrah
Whatever will pun, will pun
Pinot-chio
Ben & Sherry's
Que syrah, syrah
Whatever will pun, will pun
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thank you for this ! 
welcome to the bodega of puns my friend
please attach this handsome badge to your TSR overalls:
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good work Your Ladyship 
the people of Plonko are experiencing a magnitude 0.6 mirthquake
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This place is situated in Golub-Dobrzyn, Kujawsko-Pomorskie, Poland, its geographical coordinates are 53° 7' 0" North, 19° 9' 0" East
Damski,
może zgubiłeś swoje kierpce ?
Duża Walentyna, lniana dziewczyna, znalazła jednego
wczesnym rankiem za karpiowym basenem.
Znajdowali się obok krakuskiej dżentelmena.
Jeśli chcesz odzyskać te przedmioty
po prostu wpadnij do recepcji i miej?
dyskretna rozmowa z dużą Kasandrą.
Opiekuje się nim w swojej specjalnej szafce,
wraz z wieloma innymi tradycyjnymi artykułami obuwniczymi,
instrumenty muzyczne i śpiewający jesiotr.
Może wolisz usunąć plamy
z twojego kierpce przed ponownym włożeniem ?
Po prostu poproś dużą L o pożyczkę jej sprayu Pledge™ 2 w 1
i brylo w rozmiarze rodzinnym.
Łukasz Teofil Szczepanowska
Zastępca Zastępcy Kierownika ds. brakujących rzeczy i tego
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Ladies,
perhaps you have mislaid your kierpce ?
Big Walentyna the flax girl found a pair
early this morning behind the carp pool.
They were next to a gentleman's krakuska.
If you would like to retrieve these items
just pop along to reception and have
a discreet chat with big Kasandra.
She is looking after them in her special cupboard,
along with many other traditional footwear items,
musical instruments and the singing sturgeon.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains
from your kierpce before popping them back on ?
Just ask big K for a lend of her Pledge™ 2-in-1 spray
and the family size brillo pad.
Łukasz Teofil Szczepanowska
Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
perhaps you have mislaid your kierpce ?
Big Walentyna the flax girl found a pair
early this morning behind the carp pool.
They were next to a gentleman's krakuska.
If you would like to retrieve these items
just pop along to reception and have
a discreet chat with big Kasandra.
She is looking after them in her special cupboard,
along with many other traditional footwear items,
musical instruments and the singing sturgeon.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains
from your kierpce before popping them back on ?
Just ask big K for a lend of her Pledge™ 2-in-1 spray
and the family size brillo pad.
Łukasz Teofil Szczepanowska
Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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(Original post by meddad)
Piglet's friend is in a bad mood.... Whine-ey the Pooh.
Piglet's friend is in a bad mood.... Whine-ey the Pooh.
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(Original post by penguingirl18)
Rosé-ta Stone
Pinot-chio
Ben & Sherry's
Que syrah, syrah
Whatever will pun, will pun
Rosé-ta Stone
Pinot-chio
Ben & Sherry's
Que syrah, syrah
Whatever will pun, will pun
a fine selection Ma'am the people of Plonko are lovin' it
Damski,
może masz kłopoty
znalezienie odpowiedniego małżonka
dla swojego najstarszego dziecka ?
To może być kompletny koszmar,
zwłaszcza gdyby przybyli brzydką łodzią,
albo jeśli nie są najostrzejszymi szablami w zbrojowni.
Nie rozpaczaj !
Mamy przyjemność zaoferować Państwu
usługi dużej Jadwigi poza recepcją.
Jest doświadczoną klapsą, która może się dzielić
wiele wspaniałych referencji od mam z ulgą z tobą.
Big J nie pobiera bardzo dużo i gwarantuje
do zwrotu każdej złotówki
jeśli małżeństwo upadnie w ciągu trzech lat.
Witold Dzierżykraj-Morawski
Zastępca Zastępcy Kierownika małżeńskiej błogości i to
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Ladies,
perhaps you are having trouble
finding a suitable spouse for your eldest child ?
It can be a complete nightmare,
especially if they came in on the ugly łódź,
or if they are not the sharpest szabla in the armoury.
Do not despair !
We are delighted to offer you the services of big Jadwiga off reception.
She is an experienced swat who can share
many glowing testimonials from relieved Mums with you.
Big J does not charge very much, and guarantees
to refund every złoty
if the marriage fails within three years.
Witold Dzierżykraj-Morawski
Deputy Assistant Manager of marital bliss and that
perhaps you are having trouble
finding a suitable spouse for your eldest child ?
It can be a complete nightmare,
especially if they came in on the ugly łódź,
or if they are not the sharpest szabla in the armoury.
Do not despair !
We are delighted to offer you the services of big Jadwiga off reception.
She is an experienced swat who can share
many glowing testimonials from relieved Mums with you.
Big J does not charge very much, and guarantees
to refund every złoty
if the marriage fails within three years.
Witold Dzierżykraj-Morawski
Deputy Assistant Manager of marital bliss and that
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Pinot the tail on the donkey.
Or
Pinot the tail on the bear!
Or, even better,
Pun the tail on the bear!
Or
Pinot the tail on the bear!
Or, even better,
Pun the tail on the bear!
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(Original post by Laurence010401)
Pinot the tail on the donkey.
Or
Pinot the tail on the bear!
Or, even better,
Pun the tail on the bear!
Pinot the tail on the donkey.
Or
Pinot the tail on the bear!
Or, even better,
Pun the tail on the bear!
kia ora L-dogg ! Kei te pēhea koe i tenei ra e hoa ? 
the people of Plonko are clutching their sides
Panowie,
może zgubiłeś swoją krakuską?
Duża Walentyna, lniana dziewczyna, znalazła jednego
wczesnym rankiem za karpiowym basenem.
To było obok pary damskich kierpców.
Jeśli chcesz odzyskać ten przedmiot
po prostu wpadnij do recepcji i miej?
dyskretna rozmowa z dużą Kasandrą.
Opiekuje się nim w swojej specjalnej szafce,
wraz z wieloma innymi tradycyjnymi nakryciami głowy,
instrumenty muzyczne i śpiewający jesiotr.
Może wolisz usunąć plamy
z twojej krakuski przed ponownym włączeniem?
Po prostu poproś dużego K o pożyczkę jej sprayu Cillit Bang™
i solidna szczotka do szorowania.
Łukasz Teofil Szczepanowska
Zastępca Zastępcy Kierownika ds. brakujących rzeczy i tego
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Gentlemen,
perhaps you have mislaid your krakuska?
Big Walentyna the flax girl found one
early this morning behind the carp pool.
It was next to a pair of ladies' kierpce.
If you would like to retrieve this item
just pop along to reception and have
a discreet chat with big Kasandra.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other traditional headwear items,
musical instruments and the singing sturgeon.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains
from your krakuska before popping it back on ?
Just ask big K for a lend of her Cillit Bang™ spray
and the sturdy scrubbing brush.
Łukasz Teofil Szczepanowska
Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
perhaps you have mislaid your krakuska?
Big Walentyna the flax girl found one
early this morning behind the carp pool.
It was next to a pair of ladies' kierpce.
If you would like to retrieve this item
just pop along to reception and have
a discreet chat with big Kasandra.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other traditional headwear items,
musical instruments and the singing sturgeon.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains
from your krakuska before popping it back on ?
Just ask big K for a lend of her Cillit Bang™ spray
and the sturdy scrubbing brush.
Łukasz Teofil Szczepanowska
Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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(Original post by marchag)
Hmmm, I chianti think of any wine puns
We Are the Champagne-ions
Full Merlot Jacket
The Three Muscadets
Hmmm, I chianti think of any wine puns
We Are the Champagne-ions
Full Merlot Jacket
The Three Muscadets
these slipped down easily march ! the people of Plonko are pleased
Panowie,
proszę nie ogrzewać Zrazy na kaloryferach szatni.
ta pyszna rolada wołowa jest nieodparta dla much i tak dalej.
Wkrótce ptaki wlatują do pomieszczeń, aby ucztować na owadach.
Niedługo stanie się kompletnym pandemonium, jak ptaki
szamotać się ze sobą i atakować zasłony spiczastymi stopami.
Dopiero w zeszłym tygodniu powiedziała mi duża Zdzisława sprzątaczka
że bocian ukradł jej szalik, gdy drzemała na belwederze.
Dlaczego nie zostawić swojego Zrazy w recepcji po przyjeździe?
Duża Bożena posiada specjalną szafkę do
podgrzewania wszelkiego rodzaju dań mięsnych.
Konstanty Ildefons Gałczyński
Zastępca Zastępcy Kierownika ds. podgrzewania dań mięsnych i to
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Gentlemen,
please do not warm your Zrazy on the changing room radiators.
this delicious beef roulade is irresistible to flies and that.
Soon the birds fly indoors to feast on the insects.
Before long it is complete pandemonium as the birds
tussle with each other and attack the curtains with their pointy feet.
Only last week big Zdzisława the cleaning lady told me
that a stork stole her scarf as she dozed on the belvedere.
Why not leave your Zrazy at reception when you arrive ?
Big Bożena has a special cupboard for warming all manner of meat dishes.
Konstanty Ildefons Gałczyński
Deputy Assistant Manager of meat dish warming and that
please do not warm your Zrazy on the changing room radiators.
this delicious beef roulade is irresistible to flies and that.
Soon the birds fly indoors to feast on the insects.
Before long it is complete pandemonium as the birds
tussle with each other and attack the curtains with their pointy feet.
Only last week big Zdzisława the cleaning lady told me
that a stork stole her scarf as she dozed on the belvedere.
Why not leave your Zrazy at reception when you arrive ?
Big Bożena has a special cupboard for warming all manner of meat dishes.
Konstanty Ildefons Gałczyński
Deputy Assistant Manager of meat dish warming and that
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