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So in the US& A the 29th of May is National Biscuit Day :cookie:

Let us make some nice puns to celebrate :teehee:


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This thread is taking the biscuit.
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This thread is taking the biscuit.
Indeed. No "make it more ABBA-ey" threads despite it being ABBA Voyage week :emo:
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This thread is taking the biscuit.
you managed to figure out the title :teehee:

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Indeed. No "make it more ABBA-ey" threads despite it being ABBA Voyage week :emo:
perhaps that will gimme an idea :teehee:
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perhaps that will gimme an idea :teehee:
I should hope so - no more jammy dodgering The_Lonely_Goatherd's thread request :naughty:
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I hope so - no more jammy dodgering The_Lonely_Goatherd's thread request :naughty:
i abba cream

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Elizabeth Biscoff

Jaffa Kerouac

Ginger Nut Rogers

Sir Isaac Fig Newton

Oreo Grande
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The Bourbon Identity
Lemon Puff The Magic Dragon
Readers Digestive
Richie Rich Tea
Garibaldi Linekar
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slipping through my (cadbury chocolate) fingers
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it's still rocky and fig roll to me
loving is vienneasy
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Sunshine of Your Lotus by Custard Cream

All You Need Is Lotus

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Readers Digestive
:rofl:

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Elizabeth Biscoff

Jaffa Kerouac

Ginger Nut Rogers

Sir Isaac Fig Newton
:rave: mouthwatering punnage Ma'am :girl:

the people of Nice are lovin' it Image

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Dames,
peut-être avez-vous égaré votre coiffe ?
La grosse Marie-Françoise la fille lavande en a trouvé un
tôt ce matin derrière la Mairie.
C'était à côté d'une capote de gentleman.
Si vous souhaitez récupérer cet article
il suffit de passer à la réception et d'avoir
une conversation discrète avec la grande Joëlle.
Elle le garde dans son armoire spéciale,
ainsi que de nombreux autres ornements de tête traditionnels,
instruments de musique et la sardine chantante.
Peut-être préférez-vous enlever les taches
de votre coiffe avant de la remettre en place ?
Demandez simplement à Big J de vous prêter
son vaporisateur Pledge™ 2 en 1
et le tampon brillo de taille familiale.

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Ladies,
perhaps you have mislaid your coiffe ?
Big Marie-Françoise the lavender girl found one
early this morning behind the Mairie.
It was next to a gentleman's capote.
If you would like to retrieve this item
just pop along to reception and have
a discreet chat with big Joëlle.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other traditional head adornments,
musical instruments and the singing sardine.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains
from your coiffe before popping it back on ?
Just ask big J for a lend of her Pledge™ 2-in-1 spray
and the family size brillo pad.

Louis-Armand de La Poype de Vertrieux

Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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:rave: good one Cote :girl:

ayez un punty

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The Bourbon Identity
Lemon Puff The Magic Dragon
Readers Digestive
Richie Rich Tea
Garibaldi Linekar
:woo: these take the biscuit :ahee:

#1 and #3 are especially amusing :congrats:

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Messieurs,
peut-être avez-vous égaré votre capote ?
La grosse Marie-Françoise la fille lavande en a trouvé un
tôt ce matin derrière la Mairie.
C'était à côté de la coiffe d'une dame.
Si vous souhaitez récupérer cet article
il suffit de passer à la réception et d'avoir
une conversation discrète avec la grande Joëlle.
Elle le garde dans son armoire spéciale,
ainsi que de nombreux autres vêtements traditionnels,
instruments de musique et la sardine chantante.
Peut-être préférez-vous enlever les taches
de votre capote avant de la remettre en place ?
Demandez simplement à Big J de vous prêter
son spray Cillit Bang™
et la brosse à dents canine.

Louis-Armand de La Poype de Vertrieux

Sous-directeur adjoint des choses manquantes et que

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Gentlemen,
perhaps you have mislaid your capote ?
Big Marie-Françoise the lavender girl found one
early this morning behind the Mairie.
It was next to a lady's coiffe.
If you would like to retrieve this item
just pop along to reception and have
a discreet chat with big Joëlle.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other traditional garments,
musical instruments and the singing sardine.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains
from your capote before popping it back on ?
Just ask big J for a lend of her Cillit Bang™ spray
and the canine toothbrush.

Louis-Armand de La Poype de Vertrieux

Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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slipping through my (cadbury chocolate) fingers

it's still rocky and fig roll to me

loving is vienneasy

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:rave: a fine selection Ma'am :girl:

the hobnoblin is a classic :congrats:

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Dames,
peut-être envisagez-vous de les supprimer
lignes de rire pas si drôles
ou redonner de la fraîcheur à vos lèvres de lune de miel ?
Au lieu de te remplir le visage de plastique
pourquoi ne pas plutôt essayer un soin traditionnel ?
Big Adélaïde off reception est un anti-manèges expérimenté
qui peut partager de nombreux témoignages élogieux
de dames d'un certain âge.
Elle utilise une formule secrète composée uniquement d'ingrédients naturels,
notamment de la mélasse et de l'absinthe,
que les femmes de sa famille se transmettent depuis des centaines d'années.
Big A ne facture pas beaucoup
et garantit le remboursement de chaque franc
si vous ne paraissez pas vingt ans plus jeune.

Athanase-Charles-Marie Charette de la Contrie


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Ladies,
perhaps you are thinking of removing those
not so funny laughter lines
or making your lips honeymoon fresh again ?
Instead of filling your face with plastic
why not try a traditional treatment instead ?
Big Adélaïde off reception is an experienced anti-rides
who can share many glowing testimonials
from ladies of a certain age.
She uses a secret formula made from only natural ingredients
including treacle and wormwood which the women of her family
have handed down for hundreds of years.
Big A does not charge very much
and guarantees to refund every franc
if you do not look twenty years younger.

Athanase-Charles-Marie Charette de la Contrie


Deputy Assistant Manager of skin smoothness and that
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