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So in the US& A the 29th of May is National Biscuit Day 
Let us make some nice puns to celebrate
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Let us make some nice puns to celebrate
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(Original post by The_Lonely_Goatherd)
Indeed. No "make it more ABBA-ey" threads despite it being ABBA Voyage week
Indeed. No "make it more ABBA-ey" threads despite it being ABBA Voyage week
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(Original post by TriplexA)
I hope so - no more jammy dodgering The_Lonely_Goatherd's thread request
I hope so - no more jammy dodgering The_Lonely_Goatherd's thread request
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Elizabeth Biscoff
Jaffa Kerouac
Ginger Nut Rogers
Sir Isaac Fig Newton
Oreo Grande
Jaffa Kerouac
Ginger Nut Rogers
Sir Isaac Fig Newton
Oreo Grande
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The Bourbon Identity
Lemon Puff The Magic Dragon
Readers Digestive
Richie Rich Tea
Garibaldi Linekar
Lemon Puff The Magic Dragon
Readers Digestive
Richie Rich Tea
Garibaldi Linekar
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(Original post by penguingirl18)
Elizabeth Biscoff
Jaffa Kerouac
Ginger Nut Rogers
Sir Isaac Fig Newton
Elizabeth Biscoff
Jaffa Kerouac
Ginger Nut Rogers
Sir Isaac Fig Newton
mouthwatering punnage Ma'am 
the people of Nice are lovin' it
Dames,
peut-être avez-vous égaré votre coiffe ?
La grosse Marie-Françoise la fille lavande en a trouvé un
tôt ce matin derrière la Mairie.
C'était à côté d'une capote de gentleman.
Si vous souhaitez récupérer cet article
il suffit de passer à la réception et d'avoir
une conversation discrète avec la grande Joëlle.
Elle le garde dans son armoire spéciale,
ainsi que de nombreux autres ornements de tête traditionnels,
instruments de musique et la sardine chantante.
Peut-être préférez-vous enlever les taches
de votre coiffe avant de la remettre en place ?
Demandez simplement à Big J de vous prêter
son vaporisateur Pledge™ 2 en 1
et le tampon brillo de taille familiale.
Louis-Armand de La Poype de Vertrieux
Sous-directeur adjoint des choses manquantes et que
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Ladies,
perhaps you have mislaid your coiffe ?
Big Marie-Françoise the lavender girl found one
early this morning behind the Mairie.
It was next to a gentleman's capote.
If you would like to retrieve this item
just pop along to reception and have
a discreet chat with big Joëlle.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other traditional head adornments,
musical instruments and the singing sardine.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains
from your coiffe before popping it back on ?
Just ask big J for a lend of her Pledge™ 2-in-1 spray
and the family size brillo pad.
Louis-Armand de La Poype de Vertrieux
Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
perhaps you have mislaid your coiffe ?
Big Marie-Françoise the lavender girl found one
early this morning behind the Mairie.
It was next to a gentleman's capote.
If you would like to retrieve this item
just pop along to reception and have
a discreet chat with big Joëlle.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other traditional head adornments,
musical instruments and the singing sardine.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains
from your coiffe before popping it back on ?
Just ask big J for a lend of her Pledge™ 2-in-1 spray
and the family size brillo pad.
Louis-Armand de La Poype de Vertrieux
Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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(Original post by marchag)
The Bourbon Identity
Lemon Puff The Magic Dragon
Readers Digestive
Richie Rich Tea
Garibaldi Linekar
The Bourbon Identity
Lemon Puff The Magic Dragon
Readers Digestive
Richie Rich Tea
Garibaldi Linekar
these take the biscuit 
#1 and #3 are especially amusing
the people of Nice agree
Messieurs,
peut-être avez-vous égaré votre capote ?
La grosse Marie-Françoise la fille lavande en a trouvé un
tôt ce matin derrière la Mairie.
C'était à côté de la coiffe d'une dame.
Si vous souhaitez récupérer cet article
il suffit de passer à la réception et d'avoir
une conversation discrète avec la grande Joëlle.
Elle le garde dans son armoire spéciale,
ainsi que de nombreux autres vêtements traditionnels,
instruments de musique et la sardine chantante.
Peut-être préférez-vous enlever les taches
de votre capote avant de la remettre en place ?
Demandez simplement à Big J de vous prêter
son spray Cillit Bang™
et la brosse à dents canine.
Louis-Armand de La Poype de Vertrieux
Sous-directeur adjoint des choses manquantes et que
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Gentlemen,
perhaps you have mislaid your capote ?
Big Marie-Françoise the lavender girl found one
early this morning behind the Mairie.
It was next to a lady's coiffe.
If you would like to retrieve this item
just pop along to reception and have
a discreet chat with big Joëlle.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other traditional garments,
musical instruments and the singing sardine.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains
from your capote before popping it back on ?
Just ask big J for a lend of her Cillit Bang™ spray
and the canine toothbrush.
Louis-Armand de La Poype de Vertrieux
Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
perhaps you have mislaid your capote ?
Big Marie-Françoise the lavender girl found one
early this morning behind the Mairie.
It was next to a lady's coiffe.
If you would like to retrieve this item
just pop along to reception and have
a discreet chat with big Joëlle.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other traditional garments,
musical instruments and the singing sardine.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains
from your capote before popping it back on ?
Just ask big J for a lend of her Cillit Bang™ spray
and the canine toothbrush.
Louis-Armand de La Poype de Vertrieux
Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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(Original post by bl0bf1sh)
slipping through my (cadbury chocolate) fingers
it's still rocky and fig roll to me
loving is vienneasy
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hobnoblin
slipping through my (cadbury chocolate) fingers
it's still rocky and fig roll to me
loving is vienneasy
hobnoblin
a fine selection Ma'am the hobnoblin is a classic
the people of Nice are spilling their pastis
Dames,
peut-être envisagez-vous de les supprimer
lignes de rire pas si drôles
ou redonner de la fraîcheur à vos lèvres de lune de miel ?
Au lieu de te remplir le visage de plastique
pourquoi ne pas plutôt essayer un soin traditionnel ?
Big Adélaïde off reception est un anti-manèges expérimenté
qui peut partager de nombreux témoignages élogieux
de dames d'un certain âge.
Elle utilise une formule secrète composée uniquement d'ingrédients naturels,
notamment de la mélasse et de l'absinthe,
que les femmes de sa famille se transmettent depuis des centaines d'années.
Big A ne facture pas beaucoup
et garantit le remboursement de chaque franc
si vous ne paraissez pas vingt ans plus jeune.
Athanase-Charles-Marie Charette de la Contrie
Sous-directeur adjoint de la douceur de la peau et que
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Ladies,
perhaps you are thinking of removing those
not so funny laughter lines
or making your lips honeymoon fresh again ?
Instead of filling your face with plastic
why not try a traditional treatment instead ?
Big Adélaïde off reception is an experienced anti-rides
who can share many glowing testimonials
from ladies of a certain age.
She uses a secret formula made from only natural ingredients
including treacle and wormwood which the women of her family
have handed down for hundreds of years.
Big A does not charge very much
and guarantees to refund every franc
if you do not look twenty years younger.
Athanase-Charles-Marie Charette de la Contrie
Deputy Assistant Manager of skin smoothness and that
perhaps you are thinking of removing those
not so funny laughter lines
or making your lips honeymoon fresh again ?
Instead of filling your face with plastic
why not try a traditional treatment instead ?
Big Adélaïde off reception is an experienced anti-rides
who can share many glowing testimonials
from ladies of a certain age.
She uses a secret formula made from only natural ingredients
including treacle and wormwood which the women of her family
have handed down for hundreds of years.
Big A does not charge very much
and guarantees to refund every franc
if you do not look twenty years younger.
Athanase-Charles-Marie Charette de la Contrie
Deputy Assistant Manager of skin smoothness and that
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