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    Does anyone 'perform marriage with their hands' over other objects apart from human beings. For example animals, tv, table, fridge etc.

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    Due to confusion among many sinners, the phrase 'perform marriage with your hands' will now be replaced by masturbate.
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    :hmmmm2:
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    what do you mean by 'perform marriage with their hands' !!!
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    Come again?
    Please, elaborate...
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    If i think i know what hes onabwt thats sick!
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    animals? :rofl:
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    (Original post by blackdragonthegreat)
    Does anyone 'perform marriage with their hands'
    You mean...like with finger puppets or something? :lolwut:
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    wait what??

    you perform marriages for animals??
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    I'm aching to know what that euphemism means.
    I'm not doing any more homework til I find out, I'm just going to keep refreshing...
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    You are some sort of animal pastor?!

    You play with animals?!

    You fondle animals for pleasure/profit?!
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    this thread is either a joke or he's wondering if we touch up animals...
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    probably means masturbation
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    You **** your TV off?

    You toaster has a penis?

    Explain yourself child!
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    'fondling over other things'
    That ain't sounding too good!
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    Masturbate over your fridge? wtf?
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    'lol' is about all I can think of here.
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    I have never masturbated over a tv.
    It would mess up the screen, surely?
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    You masturbate over your table??
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    a FRIDGE???
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    (Original post by Querimonious)
    I have never masturbated over a tv.
    It would mess up the screen, surely?
    I think it depends what's being shown on the screen, really...
 
 
 
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