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    Why do you stick your hands down the front of your tracksuit bottoms? Is it to make sure all your "stuff's" still there?
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    (Original post by jabed786)
    why do you try to act 'black'
    So many things fail-wise with that sentence it's unbelievable.
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    (Original post by Checkmate121)
    I don't like gays, ADAM AND EVE

    Not adam and steve
    Awwwww

    Next q then: do you watch your drinks? Is it worth me bringing the rohypnol?
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    Do you feel unfairly persecuted?
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    blacks can also be chavs, god you guys are dumb
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    (Original post by AshMashMash)
    Awwwww

    Next q then: do you watch your drinks? Is it worth me bringing the rohypnol?
    wtf did you just say ?

    english please
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    (Original post by psychocustard)
    Why do you stick your hands down the front of your tracksuit bottoms? Is it to make sure all your "stuff's" still there?
    I do that sometimes in the winter. It's when I'm too broke to buy gloves so I keep my hands warm whilst constantly checking for cancer of the testes. :yep:
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    actually im not black , i wish i was, u get me ?

    its not acting black, its acting cool
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    (Original post by psychocustard)
    Why do you stick your hands down the front of your tracksuit bottoms? Is it to make sure all your "stuff's" still there?
    I'm wearing tracksuit bottoms !
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    (Original post by sidewalkwhenshewalks)
    Parker, Aloysius "Nosey"
    Now tell me why you keep bringing this up?
    Christ, I've only brought it up twice:
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    (Original post by Checkmate121)
    wtf did you just say ?

    english please
    Why haven't you answered a single question yet?
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    (Original post by InvoluntarySlacker)
    I do that sometimes in the winter. It's when I'm too broke to buy gloves so I keep my hands warm whilst constantly checking for cancer of the testes. :yep:
    But you have pockets, surely? :P


    Next question; why do you ALL insist on calling me a dirty sweaty mosher, when I really am anything but..?
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    (Original post by Checkmate121)
    actually im not black , i wish i was, u get me ?

    its not acting black, its acting cool
    Do you know what I wish for? For you to stop seeking attention. :yep:
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    (Original post by Checkmate121)
    yes i carry a cosh

    blud means bro, friend
    What exactly is a cosh?
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    (Original post by Checkmate121)
    wtf did you just say ?

    english please

    LOLOLOL. English lessons from a chav. Gotta love it.
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    (Original post by Jabbamuffin)
    I'm wearing tracksuit bottoms !
    Do you stick your hands down the front of them though?? I don't mind if you wear them, just if you're standing around in town with your hands on your testes it's a bit disconcerting to say the least :P
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    (Original post by InvoluntarySlacker)
    Do you know what I wish for? For you to stop seeking attention. :yep:
    how about you log off ?

    you don't wanna get logged off in real life
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    (Original post by psychocustard)
    Why do you stick your hands down the front of your tracksuit bottoms? Is it to make sure all your "stuff's" still there?
    I do that all the time during football.
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    Do you like dog porn?
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    (Original post by Mattaf)
    What exactly is a cosh?
    what you get smashed in the head with if you got a big mouth
 
 
 

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