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So in the US& A the 25th of June is National Seafarer Day 
Let us weigh anchor & set sail in the good ship Wordplay to celebrate
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Let us weigh anchor & set sail in the good ship Wordplay to celebrate
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The salty seadog and his cabin boy sidekick Roger were able to crack cases which baffled the Yard
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Sir Chris Ahoy
See you later navigator
The Lost Buoys
Nancy Drew and the Hearty Buoys
Russel Crowe's Nest
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You can be shore that bear's pun threads are irresistable as you always keep wanting moor. 
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(Original post by marchag)
Sir Chris Ahoy
See you later navigator
The Lost Buoys
Nancy Drew and the Hearty Buoys
Russel Crowe's Nest
Sir Chris Ahoy
See you later navigator
The Lost Buoys
Nancy Drew and the Hearty Buoys
Russel Crowe's Nest
ahoy there Sir March ! a fine cargo of punnage 
#3 is especially seaworthy
the people of Hull are lovin' it
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This place is situated in Pfaffenhofen an der Ilm, Oberbayern, Bayern, Germany, its geographical coordinates are 48° 36' 0" North, 11° 41' 0" East
Herren,
Bitte bringen Sie keine Kebabs und andere fettige Speisen
zum Mitnehmen in die Umkleidekabinen und den Duschbereich.
Vor kurzem mussten wir die Vorhänge wegen starker Verschmutzung ersetzen.
Wir bieten Papierhandtücher und so weiter
Einige Mitglieder hielten es jedoch für bequemer,
ihre Finger an den Vorhängen abzuwischen.
Unser engagiertes Reinigungsteam unter der Leitung von Big Wiebke
hat deutlich gemacht, dass genug genug ist.
Wie üblich ist die Mehrheit gezwungen,
unter den Handlungen einer selbstsüchtigen Minderheit zu leiden.
Ab dem 29. Juni werden alle auf dem Gelände gefundenen Döner
und Döner von Big Britta beschlagnahmt und an Obdachlose abgegeben.
Gerne können Sie nicht färbende Produkte wie Werther's Originals konsumieren.
Wenn Sie sich über die Einhaltung nicht sicher sind,
fragen Sie bitte die große Anna-Lena an der Rezeption.
Heinz Harro Max Wilhelm Georg Schulze-Boysen
Stellvertretender stellvertretender Leiter der Gardinen und so
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Gentlemen,
Please do not bring kebabs and other greasy take away food
into the changing rooms & shower area.
Recently we have had to replace the curtains due to heavy staining.
We provide paper towels and that
but certain members felt that it was more convenient
to wipe their fingers on the curtains.
Our dedicated team of cleaners led by big Wiebke
have made it clear that enough is enough.
As usual the majority are forced to suffer by the actions of a selfish minority.
From the 29th June all kebabs and that found on the premises
will be confiscated by big Britta and given to the homeless.
You are welcome to consume non-staining products such as Werther's Originals.
If you are not sure about compliance please ask big Anna-Lena at reception.
Heinz Harro Max Wilhelm Georg Schulze-Boysen
Deputy Assistant Manager of curtains and that
Please do not bring kebabs and other greasy take away food
into the changing rooms & shower area.
Recently we have had to replace the curtains due to heavy staining.
We provide paper towels and that
but certain members felt that it was more convenient
to wipe their fingers on the curtains.
Our dedicated team of cleaners led by big Wiebke
have made it clear that enough is enough.
As usual the majority are forced to suffer by the actions of a selfish minority.
From the 29th June all kebabs and that found on the premises
will be confiscated by big Britta and given to the homeless.
You are welcome to consume non-staining products such as Werther's Originals.
If you are not sure about compliance please ask big Anna-Lena at reception.
Heinz Harro Max Wilhelm Georg Schulze-Boysen
Deputy Assistant Manager of curtains and that
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(Original post by TriplexA)
You can be shore that bear's pun threads are irresistable as you always keep wanting moor.
You can be shore that bear's pun threads are irresistable as you always keep wanting moor.
hehehe thank you so much Sir Trip
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You've been shipwreck-rolled! 
Dancing With the Starboard
Nineteen-Matey-Four
Blue Jay Wave - the Beatles
The Taming of the Crew
pasta mariner
The Beatles for Sail
Sea Liebt Deck - the Beatles, German version of Sea Loves You
Knot a Second Time
Eric Captain
Ahoy Named Sue - Johnny Cash
Dancing With the Starboard
Nineteen-Matey-Four
Blue Jay Wave - the Beatles
The Taming of the Crew
pasta mariner
The Beatles for Sail
Sea Liebt Deck - the Beatles, German version of Sea Loves You
Knot a Second Time
Eric Captain
Ahoy Named Sue - Johnny Cash
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More puns without belay:
Landlubber Soul (Beatles' album)
Dock Ness
Port D'Arthur
Landlubber Soul (Beatles' album)
Dock Ness
Port D'Arthur
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(Original post by Fullofsurprises)
Can't wait to get stuck into Captain Punwash (aka the bear) 'es latest thread.
The Catamaran who Fell to Earth
We Were Schooners
Master and Commander Blaster
Can't wait to get stuck into Captain Punwash (aka the bear) 'es latest thread.
The Catamaran who Fell to Earth
We Were Schooners
Master and Commander Blaster
very shipshape Ma'am 
the people of Hull are delighted
Damen,
Vielleicht denken Sie darüber nach,
diese zu entfernen
nicht so lustige Lachfältchen
oder machen Sie Ihre Lippen
wieder frisch für die Flitterwochen?
Anstatt dein Gesicht mit Plastik zu füllen
Warum versuchen Sie es nicht stattdessen
mit einer traditionellen Behandlung?
Big Cäcilie Off-Empfang ist eine erfahrene Faltenentfernerin
der viele glühende Zeugnisse teilen kann
von Damen in einem bestimmten Alter.
Sie verwendet eine geheime Formel,
die nur aus natürlichen Zutaten hergestellt wird,
darunter Wildschweinfett und Schnaps,
die die Frauen ihrer Familie seit Hunderten von Jahren überliefern.
Big F verlangt nicht viel und garantiert jede Mark zurückzuerstatten,
wenn man nicht zwanzig Jahre jünger aussieht.
Josias Georg Wilhelm Adolf Erbprinz zu Waldeck und Pyrmont
Stellvertretender stellvertretender Leiter der Hautglättung und so weiter
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Ladies,
perhaps you are thinking of removing those
not so funny laughter lines
or making your lips honeymoon fresh again ?
Instead of filling your face with plastic
why not try a traditional treatment instead ?
Big Cäcilie off reception is an experienced Faltenentfernerin
who can share many glowing testimonials
from ladies of a certain age.
She uses a secret formula made from only natural ingredients
including wild boar fat and schnapps which the women of her family
have handed down for hundreds of years.
Big F does not charge very much and guarantees to refund every Mark
if you do not look twenty years younger.
Josias Georg Wilhelm Adolf Erbprinz zu Waldeck und Pyrmont
Deputy Assistant Manager of skin smoothness and that
perhaps you are thinking of removing those
not so funny laughter lines
or making your lips honeymoon fresh again ?
Instead of filling your face with plastic
why not try a traditional treatment instead ?
Big Cäcilie off reception is an experienced Faltenentfernerin
who can share many glowing testimonials
from ladies of a certain age.
She uses a secret formula made from only natural ingredients
including wild boar fat and schnapps which the women of her family
have handed down for hundreds of years.
Big F does not charge very much and guarantees to refund every Mark
if you do not look twenty years younger.
Josias Georg Wilhelm Adolf Erbprinz zu Waldeck und Pyrmont
Deputy Assistant Manager of skin smoothness and that
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(Original post by penguingirl18)
You've been shipwreck-rolled!
Dancing With the Starboard
Nineteen-Matey-Four
Blue Jay Wave - the Beatles
The Taming of the Crew
pasta mariner
The Beatles for Sail
Sea Liebt Deck - the Beatles, German version of Sea Loves You
Knot a Second Time
Eric Captain
Ahoy Named Sue - Johnny Cash
More puns without belay:
Landlubber Soul (Beatles' album)
Dock Ness
Port D'Arthur
You've been shipwreck-rolled!
Dancing With the Starboard
Nineteen-Matey-Four
Blue Jay Wave - the Beatles
The Taming of the Crew
pasta mariner
The Beatles for Sail
Sea Liebt Deck - the Beatles, German version of Sea Loves You
Knot a Second Time
Eric Captain
Ahoy Named Sue - Johnny Cash
More puns without belay:
Landlubber Soul (Beatles' album)
Dock Ness
Port D'Arthur
a fine fleet of puns Your Ladyship The Taming of the Crew made me chortle
the people of Hull are amused also
Damen,
morgen abend veranstalten wir unseren alljährlichen kuchenwettbewerb
in den Boris Becker Sinnesgärten.
Bitte bringen Sie nicht mehr als zwei Torten in voller Größe mit
oder ein halbes Dutzend Feenkuchen und so.
Als Hauptgewinn winkt eine Woche Urlaub in Liechtenstein.
Der zweite Preis wird zwei Wochen dort sein.
Wenn Sie teilnehmen möchten, kommen Sie einfach an der Rezeption vorbei
und mit der großen Ermintraud plaudern.
Das Startgeld beträgt DM 88,- inklusive eines originellen Hutes
mit Ihrem Namen und einer kleinen Tüte Sauerkraut.
Alle Kuchen werden vom Organisationskomitee einbehalten
und zu gegebener Zeit an Bedürftige verteilt.
Friedrich Karl Freiherr von Eberstein
Deputy Assistant Commissioner für Kuchen und so
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Ladies,
tomorrow evening we shall be holding our annual cake competition
at the Boris Becker sensory gardens.
Please bring along no more than two full size cakes
or half a dozen fairy cakes and that.
The first prize will be a week's holiday in Liechtenstein.
The second prize will be two weeks there.
If you would like to take part just pop along to reception
and have a chat with big Ermintraud.
The entry fee is DM 88 which includes a novelty hat
with your name on and a small bag of sauerkraut.
All cakes shall be retained by the organising committee
and distributed to the needy in due course.
Friedrich Karl Freiherr von Eberstein
Deputy Assistant Commissioner for cakes and that
tomorrow evening we shall be holding our annual cake competition
at the Boris Becker sensory gardens.
Please bring along no more than two full size cakes
or half a dozen fairy cakes and that.
The first prize will be a week's holiday in Liechtenstein.
The second prize will be two weeks there.
If you would like to take part just pop along to reception
and have a chat with big Ermintraud.
The entry fee is DM 88 which includes a novelty hat
with your name on and a small bag of sauerkraut.
All cakes shall be retained by the organising committee
and distributed to the needy in due course.
Friedrich Karl Freiherr von Eberstein
Deputy Assistant Commissioner for cakes and that
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Is this thread about semen?
Just asking before I post anything inappropriate.
Is this thread about semen?
Just asking before I post anything inappropriate.
thanks for coming Sir Meddad
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As i am sure you are aware, a Polacca was a 17th-century sailing vessel commonly seen in the Mediterranean, similar to a xebec. Their prows were often carved with mermaids or dragons and that
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And now, the shipping forecast. In other words - Soon may the weatherman come!
And now, the shipping forecast. In other words - Soon may the weatherman come!
kia ora L-dogg ! Kei te pēhea koe i tenei ra e hoa ? 
choice punnage cuz
i had a whale of a time listening to the song
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Fiddle on the Roof - Topols misinterpreted performance is hard to fathom. Persistence is the key.
Talking Head. - Groggy sailors may sometimes hear her voice when visiting the loo.
ATM - Automatic Tiller Machine
Bilge eating- a disturbingly sad obsession damaging to health
The Keelers - Brandon Flowers floundering in the doldrums
Talking Head. - Groggy sailors may sometimes hear her voice when visiting the loo.
ATM - Automatic Tiller Machine
Bilge eating- a disturbingly sad obsession damaging to health
The Keelers - Brandon Flowers floundering in the doldrums
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Fiddle is the raised edge on the food preparation area of a ships galley to stop things falling off the edge when at sea. Sailors would wait for the opportunity to then steal food. Hence the term 'on the fiddle'.
Fiddle is also a licentious term I will leave to your imagination.
The loos on a ship are called 'head's derived from old sailing ships where the bow was adorned with intricately carved female busts shared with the bowsprit on which the sailors would sit to empty their bowels into the sea.
Fiddle is also a licentious term I will leave to your imagination.
The loos on a ship are called 'head's derived from old sailing ships where the bow was adorned with intricately carved female busts shared with the bowsprit on which the sailors would sit to empty their bowels into the sea.
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As i am sure you are aware, a Polacca was a 17th-century sailing vessel commonly seen in the Mediterranean, similar to a xebec. Their prows were often carved with mermaids or dragons and that
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