Make it More Beautician-ey !!

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So in the US& A the 26th of June is International Beauticians' Day :pirateprincess:

Let us make some attractive punnage to celebrate

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Bond always took his skincare products with him on his missions


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No one can be lippy to bear's pun threads.


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Sorry it's all I had.
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No one can be lippy to bear's pun threads.


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Sorry it's all I had.
:woo: hey that pun is really ermm pucker :rofl:

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If you've had an argument on TSR and want to make up, is this the right thread... just checking.
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Good Pluck To You, Leo Grande

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If you've had an argument on TSR and want to make up, is this the right thread... just checking.
Don't know about that but it is definitely the right thread for getting your eyebrows tidied up.
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Don't know about that but it is definitely the right thread for getting your eyebrows tidied up.
Curious how you know about my eyebrows.... obviously been talking to someone who knows me.
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Is this a soap opera?
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If you've had an argument on TSR and want to make up, is this the right thread... just checking.
:woo: hehehe we'll gloss over that Sir Meddad :rofl:

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Good Pluck To You, Leo Grande

In Rouges

Don't know about that but it is definitely the right thread for getting your eyebrows tidied up.
:rave: these are looking good Your Ladyship :girl:

In Rouges is very clever :congrats:

the people of Lipsi are lovin' it

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This place is situated in Valkas, Latvia, its geographical coordinates are 57° 42' 0" North, 26° 9' 0" East


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Dāmas,
Varbūt jūs tērējat pārāk daudz
savā ikdienas skaistumkopšanas režīmā?
Kosmētika, un tas var ievērojami apgrūtināt jūsu maku.
Mūsdienu dāmai vajadzīgs praktisks risinājums!
Vienkārši dodieties uz uzņemšanu un tērzējiet ar lielo Šarloti.
Viņas ģimene ražo skaistumkopšanas produktus
no dabīgām sastāvdaļām paaudzēm.
Viens no viņas populārākajiem priekšmetiem ir nēģu sejas kopšana.
Par diviem tas maksā tikai 333 latus.
Kāpēc neņemt līdzi draugu?
Ja neesat sajūsmā, liels Š garantē naudas atgriešanu
visa cena bez jautājumiem.

Žano Mamerts Grūbe

Skaistumkopšanas produktu vadītāja palīga vietnieks un tas

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Ladies,
Perhaps you are spending too much
on your daily beauty regime ?
Cosmetics and that can be a huge drain on your purse.
Today's lady needs a practical solution !
Just pop along to reception and have a chat with big Šarlote .
Her family has been making beauty products
from natural ingredients for generations.
One of her most popular items is the lamprey facial.
It only costs lats 333 for two.
Why not bring a friend along ?
If you are not delighted big Š guarantees to refund
the whole price no questions asked.

Žano Mamerts Grūbe

Deputy Assistant Manager of beauty products and that
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Is this a soap opera?
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It Never Rains in Southern California, Man it Pores, it Really Pores

Pored of the Rings: The Two Brows
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It Never Rains in Southern California, Man it Pores, it Really Pores

Pored of the Rings: The Two Brows
:rave: thank you so much Your Ladyship :girl:

i find these a peeling :rofl:

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The Mascara of Zorro

The Magnificent No. 7
(who will end up in Boots Hill?)

PD James’ Cover Her in Face Powder

The Little Body Shop of Horrors

Make Me a Chanel of Your Peace
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(Original post by nulli tertius)
The Mascara of Zorro

The Magnificent No. 7
(who will end up in Boots Hill?)

PD James’ Cover Her in Face Powder

The Little Body Shop of Horrors

Make Me a Chanel of Your Peace
:woo: splendid work Sir Nulli ! :yay:

you are waxing lyrical :toofunny:

the PD James is a classic :congrats:

the people of Lipsi are spilling their Black Balsam :afraid:

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kungi,

Griķus un citus treknus ēdienus lūgums ģērbtuvēs un dušas zonā nenest.
Nesen mums ir nācies nomainīt aizkarus spēcīgas traipu dēļ.
Nodrošinām papīra dvieļus un tā
bet dažiem biedriem šķita, ka ērtāk ir noslaucīt pirkstus aizkaros.
Mūsu mērķtiecīgā apkopēju komanda lielās Spulgas vadībā ir likusi saprast, ka pietiek.
Kā parasti, vairākums ir spiests ciest no savtīgas minoritātes rīcības.
No 29. jūnija visus Griķus un telpās atrasto lielā Jevžēnija konfiscēs
no apsardzes un nodos bezpajumtniekiem.
Laipni lūdzam lietot produktus, kas nerada traipus, piemēram, seleriju.
Ja neesat pārliecināts par atbilstību, lūdzu, jautājiet lielajai Džildai reģistratūrā.

Džordžs Bonaventūrs Zeltiņš


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Gentlemen,
Please do not bring Griķi and other greasy food
into the changing rooms & shower area.
Recently we have had to replace the curtains due to heavy staining.
We provide paper towels and that but certain members felt
that it was more convenient to wipe their fingers on the curtains.
Our dedicated team of cleaners led by big Spulga
have made it clear that enough is enough.
As usual the majority are forced to suffer by the actions of a selfish minority.
From the 29th June all Griķi and that found on the premises
will be confiscated by big Jevžēnija from security and given to the homeless.
You are welcome to consume non-staining products such as celery.
If you are not sure about compliance please ask big Džilda at reception.

Džordžs Bonaventūrs Zeltiņš


Deputy Assistant Manager of curtains and that
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Wig-gy Stardust

The Man in the Iron Mascara

Comb Together

The Catcher in the Dye

Nineteen-Eighty-Pore

Watch for a coyote masquerading as a beautician hired by Acne productions.
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Mad Mac(s)

From blusher with love
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Never mind the botox - Sex Pistols
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Filler - Michael Jackson :eek:
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