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So in the US& A the 27th of June is National Onion Day :cry:

Let us make some pungent punnage to celebrate

( you can have other strong flavored vegetables as well )

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This thread makes me want to cry.


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This thread makes me want to cry.


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:woo: good one Sir Trip ! :yay:

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This thread will run Rings around me, I'm likely to get all Pickled!
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion
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This thread will run Rings around me, I'm likely to get all Pickled!
:woo: you bring tears to my eyes Sir March ! :ahee:

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This thread will run Rings around me, I'm likely to get all Pickled!
You're pun-ion point there
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You're pun-ion point there
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I thought I heard the Bee Gee's singing about an onion, but it was just the chive talking
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Peel Or No Peel
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we are the champonions
sir lanshallot (first knight of the round table)
(onion) ring ring
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I thought I heard the Bee Gee's singing about an onion, but it was just the chive talking
:woo: hehehe good one Sir Meddad :yay:

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Peel Or No Peel
:rave: this one would have also worked in the Beautician game :girl:

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we are the champonions
sir lanshallot (first knight of the round table)
(onion) ring ring
:rave: well played Your Ladyship :girl:

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Dames,
demain soir nous organiserons notre concours annuel de gâteaux
aux jardins sensoriels Marine Le Pen.
Veuillez apporter pas plus de deux gâteaux pleine grandeur
ou une demi-douzaine de gâteaux de fées et ça.
Le premier prix sera une semaine de vacances en Andorre.
Le deuxième prix sera de deux semaines là-bas.
Si vous souhaitez participer, rendez-vous à l'accueil
et discuter avec la grande Noémie.
Le droit d'entrée est de francs 211 qui comprend un chapeau de nouveauté
avec votre nom dessus et un petit sac d'ail.
Tous les gâteaux seront conservés par le comité organisateur
et distribué aux nécessiteux en temps voulu.

Henri-César de Castellane-Majastre

sous-commissaire adjoint pour les gâteaux et que

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Ladies,
tomorrow evening we shall be holding our annual cake competition
at the Marine Le Pen sensory gardens.
Please bring along no more than two full size cakes
or half a dozen fairy cakes and that.
The first prize will be a week's holiday in Andorra.
The second prize will be two weeks there.
If you would like to take part just pop along to reception
and have a chat with big Noémie.
The entry fee is francs 211 which includes a novelty hat
with your name on and a small bag of garlic.
All cakes shall be retained by the organising committee
and distributed to the needy in due course.

Henri-César de Castellane-Majastre

Deputy Assistant Commissioner for cakes and that
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Lord of the Onion Rings

Shallot Brontë
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Lord of the Onion Rings

Shallot Brontë
shallot bronte :rofl:
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Lord of the Onion Rings

Shallot Brontë
:rave: we were hoping for 20... but i guess that's shallot :rofl: :girl:

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Chive Talking - The Bee Gees
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:rave: we were hoping for 20... but i guess that's shallot :rofl: :girl:

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:rofl: More puns are coming! Not sure about 20 though.
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