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So in the US& A the 28th of June is National Alaska Day 
Let's wrap up warm and find the mother lode of punnage
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Let's wrap up warm and find the mother lode of punnage
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As i am sure you know, the Aleutian Islands are part of Alaska in the North Pacific
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Not sure if this thread will work... Juneau what I mean.
Not sure if this thread will work... Juneau what I mean.
we'll have to Bluff it out 
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Bear's pun threads are cool right iL1L - never mind Alaska another time.
Bear's pun threads are cool right iL1L - never mind Alaska another time.
thank you so much Sir Trip ! 
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(Original post by TriplexA)
Bear's pun threads are cool right iL1L - never mind Alaska another time.
Bear's pun threads are cool right iL1L - never mind Alaska another time.
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I can’t Denali, this is another great pun from The Bear Inuit? It has lots of Anchorage and Cordova place in the hall of fame of puns! 
Dear Prudhoence
Chris Fairbanks (boxer)
Dear Prudhoence
Chris Fairbanks (boxer)
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I think anyone who doesn't think the bear's pun threads are cool is just in Denali.
I think anyone who doesn't think the bear's pun threads are cool is just in Denali.
I'll probably get the cane again!!!
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I can’t Denali, this is another great pun from The Bear Inuit? It has lots of Anchorage and Cordova place in the hall of fame of puns!
Dear Prudhoence
Chris Fairbanks (boxer)
I can’t Denali, this is another great pun from The Bear Inuit? It has lots of Anchorage and Cordova place in the hall of fame of puns!
Dear Prudhoence
Chris Fairbanks (boxer)
thank you so much Sir March ! you are sleighing us with your punnage the people of Eskimo are lovin' it
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This place is situated in Pto. Barrios, Izabal, Guatemala, its geographical coordinates are 15° 37' 0" North, 88° 28' 0" West
Caballeros,
por favor, no caliente su Kak'ik en los radiadores de los vestuarios.
esta deliciosa sopa de pavo es irresistible para las moscas y eso.
Pronto, los pájaros vuelan al interior para darse un festín con los insectos.
En poco tiempo es un pandemónium completo como los pájaros
pelean entre sí y atacan las cortinas con sus pies puntiagudos.
Recién la semana pasada el gran Xmucane la señora de la limpieza me dijo
que un quetzal resplandeciente regurgitó un hueso de aguacate
en su café mientras dormitaba en el mirador.
¿Por qué no dejar tu Kak'ik en recepción cuando llegues?
Big Ix Kaknab tiene un armario especial para calentar todo tipo de platos de pavo.
Cit-Bolon-Tum Ixbalanque
Subgerente Adjunto de calentamiento de platos de carne y que
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please do not warm your Kak'ik on the changing room radiators.
this delicious turkey soup is irresistible to flies and that.
Soon the birds fly indoors to feast on the insects.
Before long it is complete pandemonium as the birds
tussle with each other and attack the curtains with their pointy feet.
Only last week big Xmucane the cleaning lady told me
that a resplendent quetzal regurgitated an avocado stone
into her coffee as she dozed on the belvedere.
Why not leave your Kak'ik at reception when you arrive ?
Big Ix Kaknab has a special cupboard for warming all manner of turkey dishes.
Cit-Bolon-Tum Ixbalanque
Deputy Assistant Manager of meat dish warming and that
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Gentlemen,
please do not warm your Kak'ik on the changing room radiators.
this delicious turkey soup is irresistible to flies and that.
Soon the birds fly indoors to feast on the insects.
Before long it is complete pandemonium as the birds
tussle with each other and attack the curtains with their pointy feet.
Only last week big Xmucane the cleaning lady told me
that a resplendent quetzal regurgitated an avocado stone
into her coffee as she dozed on the belvedere.
Why not leave your Kak'ik at reception when you arrive ?
Big Ix Kaknab has a special cupboard for warming all manner of turkey dishes.
Cit-Bolon-Tum Ixbalanque
Deputy Assistant Manager of meat dish warming and that
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Anchorage aweigh!
Home on the Mountain Range
November Reindeer
On the Road by Jack Kodiak
The Fjord and the Stone
Mrs. Dalloway (Dall sheep) by Virginia Wolf
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(Original post by penguingirl18)
Anchorage aweigh!
Home on the Mountain Range
November Reindeer
On the Road by Jack Kodiak
The Fjord and the Stone
Mrs. Dalloway (Dall sheep) by Virginia Wolf
Anchorage aweigh!
Home on the Mountain Range
November Reindeer
On the Road by Jack Kodiak
The Fjord and the Stone
Mrs. Dalloway (Dall sheep) by Virginia Wolf
a fine selection of regional punnage Ma'am 
the people of Eskimo are spilling their Guaro
Señoras,
Quizás estés gastando demasiado
en tu régimen de belleza diario?
Cosméticos y eso puede ser una gran carga para tu bolso.
¡La dama de hoy necesita una solución práctica!
Simplemente acérquese a la recepción y converse con el gran Xpiayoc.
Su familia ha estado haciendo productos de belleza.
de ingredientes naturales durante generaciones.
Uno de sus artículos más populares es el frotamiento del cuero cabelludo de iguana.
Solo cuesta quetzales 108 por dos.
¿Por qué no traer a un amigo?
Si no está satisfecho, Big X garantiza el reembolso.
el precio completo sin preguntas.
Buluc Chabtan Badman Votan
Subgerente Adjunto de productos de belleza y que
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Ladies,
Perhaps you are spending too much
on your daily beauty regime ?
Cosmetics and that can be a huge drain on your purse.
Today's lady needs a practical solution !
Just pop along to reception and have a chat with big Xpiayoc .
Her family has been making beauty products
from natural ingredients for generations.
One of her most popular items is the iguana scalp rub.
It only costs quetzals 108 for two.
Why not bring a friend along ?
If you are not delighted big X guarantees to refund
the whole price no questions asked.
Buluc-Chabtan Badman Votan
Deputy Assistant Manager of beauty products and that
Perhaps you are spending too much
on your daily beauty regime ?
Cosmetics and that can be a huge drain on your purse.
Today's lady needs a practical solution !
Just pop along to reception and have a chat with big Xpiayoc .
Her family has been making beauty products
from natural ingredients for generations.
One of her most popular items is the iguana scalp rub.
It only costs quetzals 108 for two.
Why not bring a friend along ?
If you are not delighted big X guarantees to refund
the whole price no questions asked.
Buluc-Chabtan Badman Votan
Deputy Assistant Manager of beauty products and that
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There's a Glacier - the Beatles
Salmon Rushdie
The Snow Must Go On - Queen
The Blizzard of Oz
An Icicle Built for Two
The Adventures of Bering Munchausen
Salmon Rushdie
The Snow Must Go On - Queen
The Blizzard of Oz
An Icicle Built for Two
The Adventures of Bering Munchausen
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