Make it More Alaska-ey !!

Watch this thread
the bear
Badges: 20
Rep:
? You'll earn badges for being active around the site. Rep gems come when your posts are rated by other community members.
#1
Report Thread starter 1 month ago
#1
So in the US& A the 28th of June is National Alaska Day :yep:

Let's wrap up warm and find the mother lode of punnage

Name:  lgi.png
Views: 14
Size:  167.9 KB

Spoiler:
Show
As i am sure you know, the Aleutian Islands are part of Alaska in the North Pacific


Spoiler:
Show
Toki the Dumdum harrysbar The_Lonely_Goatherd Good bloke Muttley79 nulli tertius chazwomaqAndrew97 Plantagenet Crown Fullofsurprises LiberOfLondon ecolierlondonmyst Sammylou40GlazJoinedup uberteknikPhoenixfeather99AngryJellyfish laurawattwinterscomingBlue_Cow RedTwisttoonervoustotalk Deggs_14 HRobson_BMCSinnoh SaDe7RogerOxonAnonymous1502 DrewskiQuasaParacosm The Usherette™ lyer in hellfyreMidge Bang Udder OrderProducktiveOndeKarelinaGreyWolfTooDr CoxPhantom 1517Dan0101026Soapusername5264250FV75mqb2766cambioTobelstienCoolBroStereoKjekjeSkittishNappLaserquestAleshabecausethenightOberonflyLovelyFoxProxyBuckHowlsHalfeti RoseWoooordabsolutelysproutMoonboChoc fanGhostladyCoolestMacyAmeliaLyndseyROTLRsxgewSameeraClaudiaDaveoNeviBlackCatFlobroLaurenceAnonymous1502Guru JasonLego Men OnJoyfulGeekMarkovHardy_BtgHannaRufusSynergy~Medic WilVanessaCnightingalegendVersionsBecca216Mr WillyjellyRetreadicossummerberrychopinnocMesopotGolderzshortieTashFionaandDonkeymnotzetamfctinygirlBlueIndigoVioletTJ1997DaryaJoyAstraPhoenixRoseWannaCambioAsaYunoouser11235813cleanseBexKorrasmorrasajilemonadeteatreblebeefox houndbbyooserJolesJustaboutmeddadCute KawaiiImperatorFatinespinningtopjoey srpugglet HellllppppScarletMillionsSir Rutlandtimespentjackpotu_w_DSKEdacba_w_HALLOONMickeyM&SS&FProperladFFFMehvijRam RYeoAeshaMarkWise GTinyPizzahomecounterPStevensAmeliab2PRich PCkentReading MumKing LouiswaxerAzureWindChlaminmate4DopticsDentaldreamsjustvisitedSocraticNikkiBHM365nm12345Leafysealonestercote1ojhungrysalBraindraindjinnsterArtfultinyBenjiHedgeyJoshwoodsniamhblobfishRaptorJKA_Pcoco:)TriplexBarbedwirelessjessicaMnonIraDozyJosennthkoinoII1LMayhemTalkativeDQpenguingirlBookworm524kizarkitoAestheticIncomeinanotherSufysaliaaG QuinnImpervMeduseOJpaprika
Attached files
Last edited by the bear; 1 month ago
0
reply
the bear
Badges: 20
Rep:
? You'll earn badges for being active around the site. Rep gems come when your posts are rated by other community members.
#2
Report Thread starter 1 month ago
#2
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaska

https://www.alaskan-natives.com/alas...tive-cultures/

https://www.nps.gov/locations/alaska/native-culture.htm
0
reply
Cote1
Badges: 20
Rep:
? You'll earn badges for being active around the site. Rep gems come when your posts are rated by other community members.
#3
Report 1 month ago
#3
Doctor Snow
0
reply
bl0bf1sh
Badges: 13
Rep:
? You'll earn badges for being active around the site. Rep gems come when your posts are rated by other community members.
#4
Report 1 month ago
#4
Name:  chocolate moose.jpg
Views: 10
Size:  60.7 KB
chocolate moose
2
reply
meddad
Badges: 18
Rep:
? You'll earn badges for being active around the site. Rep gems come when your posts are rated by other community members.
#5
Report 1 month ago
#5
Not sure if this thread will work... Juneau what I mean.
1
reply
the bear
Badges: 20
Rep:
? You'll earn badges for being active around the site. Rep gems come when your posts are rated by other community members.
#6
Report Thread starter 1 month ago
#6
(Original post by Cote1)
Doctor Snow
:rave: i get your drift Ma'am :girl:

Name:  aeropuns.jpg
Views: 14
Size:  48.2 KB
0
reply
the bear
Badges: 20
Rep:
? You'll earn badges for being active around the site. Rep gems come when your posts are rated by other community members.
#7
Report Thread starter 1 month ago
#7
(Original post by bl0bf1sh)
Name:  elk.png
Views: 10
Size:  71.9 KB
chocolate moose
:rave: very tempting Ma'am :girl:

have a delicious Punty with it

Name:  bounty.png
Views: 22
Size:  228.7 KB
0
reply
the bear
Badges: 20
Rep:
? You'll earn badges for being active around the site. Rep gems come when your posts are rated by other community members.
#8
Report Thread starter 1 month ago
#8
(Original post by meddad)
Not sure if this thread will work... Juneau what I mean.
:woo: we'll have to Bluff it out :ahee:

Name:  goodpunmate.png
Views: 9
Size:  34.2 KB
0
reply
TriplexA
Badges: 18
Rep:
? You'll earn badges for being active around the site. Rep gems come when your posts are rated by other community members.
#9
Report 1 month ago
#9
Bear's pun threads are cool right iL1L - never mind Alaska another time.
1
reply
the bear
Badges: 20
Rep:
? You'll earn badges for being active around the site. Rep gems come when your posts are rated by other community members.
#10
Report Thread starter 1 month ago
#10
(Original post by TriplexA)
Bear's pun threads are cool right iL1L - never mind Alaska another time.
:woo: thank you so much Sir Trip ! :yay:

Name:  blaupun.png
Views: 8
Size:  213.4 KB
1
reply
penguingirl18
Badges: 22
Rep:
? You'll earn badges for being active around the site. Rep gems come when your posts are rated by other community members.
#11
Report 1 month ago
#11
(Original post by TriplexA)
Bear's pun threads are cool right iL1L - never mind Alaska another time.
I think anyone who doesn't think the bear's pun threads are cool is just in Denali.
0
reply
marchag
Badges: 13
Rep:
? You'll earn badges for being active around the site. Rep gems come when your posts are rated by other community members.
#12
Report 1 month ago
#12
I can’t Denali, this is another great pun from The Bear Inuit? It has lots of Anchorage and Cordova place in the hall of fame of puns!

Dear Prudhoence

Chris Fairbanks (boxer)
0
reply
marchag
Badges: 13
Rep:
? You'll earn badges for being active around the site. Rep gems come when your posts are rated by other community members.
#13
Report 1 month ago
#13
(Original post by penguingirl18)
I think anyone who doesn't think the bear's pun threads are cool is just in Denali.
You beat me to it by a millisecond!! :rofl: I'll probably get the cane again!!!
1
reply
the bear
Badges: 20
Rep:
? You'll earn badges for being active around the site. Rep gems come when your posts are rated by other community members.
#14
Report Thread starter 1 month ago
#14
(Original post by marchag)
I can’t Denali, this is another great pun from The Bear Inuit? It has lots of Anchorage and Cordova place in the hall of fame of puns!

Dear Prudhoence

Chris Fairbanks (boxer)
:woo: thank you so much Sir March ! you are sleighing us with your punnage :yay:

the people of Eskimo are lovin' it

Spoiler:
Show
This place is situated in Pto. Barrios, Izabal, Guatemala, its geographical coordinates are 15° 37' 0" North, 88° 28' 0" West


Name:  blue3.png
Views: 7
Size:  248.7 KB

Caballeros,
por favor, no caliente su Kak'ik en los radiadores de los vestuarios.
esta deliciosa sopa de pavo es irresistible para las moscas y eso.
Pronto, los pájaros vuelan al interior para darse un festín con los insectos.
En poco tiempo es un pandemónium completo como los pájaros
pelean entre sí y atacan las cortinas con sus pies puntiagudos.
Recién la semana pasada el gran Xmucane la señora de la limpieza me dijo
que un quetzal resplandeciente regurgitó un hueso de aguacate
en su café mientras dormitaba en el mirador.
¿Por qué no dejar tu Kak'ik en recepción cuando llegues?
Big Ix Kaknab tiene un armario especial para calentar todo tipo de platos de pavo.

Cit-Bolon-Tum Ixbalanque

Subgerente Adjunto de calentamiento de platos de carne y que

Spoiler:
Show

Gentlemen,
please do not warm your Kak'ik on the changing room radiators.
this delicious turkey soup is irresistible to flies and that.
Soon the birds fly indoors to feast on the insects.
Before long it is complete pandemonium as the birds
tussle with each other and attack the curtains with their pointy feet.
Only last week big Xmucane the cleaning lady told me
that a resplendent quetzal regurgitated an avocado stone
into her coffee as she dozed on the belvedere.
Why not leave your Kak'ik at reception when you arrive ?
Big Ix Kaknab has a special cupboard for warming all manner of turkey dishes.

Cit-Bolon-Tum Ixbalanque

Deputy Assistant Manager of meat dish warming and that
0
reply
the bear
Badges: 20
Rep:
? You'll earn badges for being active around the site. Rep gems come when your posts are rated by other community members.
#15
Report Thread starter 1 month ago
#15
(Original post by marchag)
You beat me to it by a millisecond!! :rofl: I'll probably get the cane again!!!
it was not an exact duplicate but you can have a spank anyway

Image
0
reply
penguingirl18
Badges: 22
Rep:
? You'll earn badges for being active around the site. Rep gems come when your posts are rated by other community members.
#16
Report 1 month ago
#16
:woo:

Anchorage aweigh!

Home on the Mountain Range

November Reindeer

On the Road by Jack Kodiak

The Fjord and the Stone

Mrs. Dalloway (Dall sheep) by Virginia Wolf
0
reply
TriplexA
Badges: 18
Rep:
? You'll earn badges for being active around the site. Rep gems come when your posts are rated by other community members.
#17
Report 1 month ago
#17
(Original post by marchag)
You beat me to it by a millisecond!! :rofl: I'll probably get the cane again!!!
I guess marchag just Barrow-ed your pun.
0
reply
marchag
Badges: 13
Rep:
? You'll earn badges for being active around the site. Rep gems come when your posts are rated by other community members.
#18
Report 1 month ago
#18
(Original post by the bear)
it was not an exact duplicate but you can have a spank anyway

Image
:laugh:
0
reply
the bear
Badges: 20
Rep:
? You'll earn badges for being active around the site. Rep gems come when your posts are rated by other community members.
#19
Report Thread starter 1 month ago
#19
(Original post by penguingirl18)
:woo:

Anchorage aweigh!

Home on the Mountain Range

November Reindeer

On the Road by Jack Kodiak

The Fjord and the Stone

Mrs. Dalloway (Dall sheep) by Virginia Wolf
:rave: a fine selection of regional punnage Ma'am :girl:

the people of Eskimo are spilling their Guaro :afraid:

Name:  blue3.png
Views: 7
Size:  248.7 KB

Señoras,
Quizás estés gastando demasiado
en tu régimen de belleza diario?
Cosméticos y eso puede ser una gran carga para tu bolso.
¡La dama de hoy necesita una solución práctica!
Simplemente acérquese a la recepción y converse con el gran Xpiayoc.
Su familia ha estado haciendo productos de belleza.
de ingredientes naturales durante generaciones.
Uno de sus artículos más populares es el frotamiento del cuero cabelludo de iguana.
Solo cuesta quetzales 108 por dos.
¿Por qué no traer a un amigo?
Si no está satisfecho, Big X garantiza el reembolso.
el precio completo sin preguntas.

Buluc Chabtan Badman Votan

Subgerente Adjunto de productos de belleza y que

Spoiler:
Show
Ladies,
Perhaps you are spending too much
on your daily beauty regime ?
Cosmetics and that can be a huge drain on your purse.
Today's lady needs a practical solution !
Just pop along to reception and have a chat with big Xpiayoc .
Her family has been making beauty products
from natural ingredients for generations.
One of her most popular items is the iguana scalp rub.
It only costs quetzals 108 for two.
Why not bring a friend along ?
If you are not delighted big X guarantees to refund
the whole price no questions asked.

Buluc-Chabtan Badman Votan

Deputy Assistant Manager of beauty products and that
0
reply
penguingirl18
Badges: 22
Rep:
? You'll earn badges for being active around the site. Rep gems come when your posts are rated by other community members.
#20
Report 1 month ago
#20
There's a Glacier - the Beatles

Salmon Rushdie

The Snow Must Go On - Queen

The Blizzard of Oz

An Icicle Built for Two

The Adventures of Bering Munchausen
1
reply
X

Quick Reply

Attached files
Write a reply...
Reply
new posts
Back
to top
Latest

Do you know what you'll do if you don't get the grades you're hoping for?

Find something else in clearing (42)
28.77%
Take a gap year (23)
15.75%
Resit my exams (40)
27.4%
Look for alternate pathways to the career I want (19)
13.01%
I don't know yet (16)
10.96%
Something else (tell us in the thread) (6)
4.11%

Watched Threads

View All