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    To be a TRUE English male you must-

    Drink tea several times a day, with your pinky sticking out.

    You must enjoy scones.

    You must enjoy powdering your bottom.

    To be an English male you must-

    Stare at a woman's ass three times a day, preferrably with food.

    Enjoy kebabs.

    Have at least one T-Shirt that says- 'READTHISWHILEICHECKOUTYOURTITS' or something similar.
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    (Original post by Hippysnake)
    To be a TRUE English male you must-

    Drink tea several times a day, with your pinky sticking out.

    You must enjoy scones.

    You must enjoy powdering your bottom.

    To be an English male you must-

    Stare at a woman's ass three times a day, preferrably with food.

    Enjoy kebabs.

    Have at least one T-Shirt that says- 'READTHISWHILEICHECKOUTYOURTITS' or something similar.
    Don't drink tea
    What kinda scones?
    Never powdered the bottom of anything
    3 times? What, are you gay?
    They're OK I spose.
    Don't have that T.
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    Whats with all the negativity. I find its always the ones who moan the most who do the least to change the situation.
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    LOL, I love how he's suddenly edited it to read "I'm being sarcastic".
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    (Original post by InvoluntarySlacker)
    Your sarcasm fails at some many dimensions. It almost looks 6D from where I am standing.
    But i think 6D is a bit too much maybe 4D would be more believable.
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    (Original post by SillyFencer)
    Don't drink tea (Fair enough.)
    What kinda scones? (The fancy ones they serve at Buckingham Palace.)
    Never powdered the bottom of anything (Good.)
    3 times? What, are you gay? (Horny.)
    They're OK I spose. (OK? You must have some cr*p ass takeaways in your area.)
    Don't have that T. (Anything equally stupid.)
    I hereby give you the title of-

    AVERAGE JOE.
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    You forgot tea and crumpets while wearing a monocle and a top hat !
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    (Original post by Hippysnake)
    I hereby give you the title of-

    AVERAGE JOE.
    I hereby give you the title of-

    Idiot #2

    I only like tattie scones.
    I do have an equally daft T.
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    (Original post by Democracy)
    LOL, I love how he's suddenly edited it to read "I'm being sarcastic".
    Yeah because people like you don't grasp saracasm.
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    (Original post by Democracy)
    Rofl, he'd spelt it "deforced".
    ROFL, it was a type, honest :p:

    typo even haha urk
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    (Original post by Jamezzy)
    Yeah because people like you don't grasp saracasm.
    It's the internet genius, what do you think all these emoticons are for? We can't guess what you mean can we? Especially on this website where there's a fair amount of people who actually believe all that stuff you've written.
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    (Original post by Democracy)
    It's the internet genius, what do you think all these emoticons are for? We can't guess what you mean can we? Especially on this website where there's a fair amount of people who actually believe all that stuff you've written.
    I know and thats why I added that to make sure you do realise.

    You ******* Idiot (sarcasm)!!!
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    (Original post by Jamezzy)
    I know and thats why I added that to make sure you do realise.

    You ******* Idiot (sarcasm)!!!
    you clearly dont understand what sarcasm is. please, stop making yourself look like a...
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    (Original post by Jamezzy)
    Thanks for the replys anyone got anymore suggestions?
    * Hate the government in power, whatever party they represent
    * Get pregnant / impregnate someone before the age of 18
    * Mock the USA at every available opportunity
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    (Original post by SillyFencer)
    I hereby give you the title of-

    Idiot #2

    I only like tattie scones.
    I do have an equally daft T.
    Idiot #2 eh? I feel inferior. Who's idiot #1 then?
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    (Original post by Hippysnake)
    Idiot #2 eh? I feel inferior. Who's idiot #1 then?
    The OP. Keep trying though, I'm sure you'll get there :yep:
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    (Original post by SillyFencer)
    The OP. Keep trying though, I'm sure you'll get there :yep:
    damn right :yep:
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    (Original post by SillyFencer)
    The OP. Keep trying though, I'm sure you'll get there :yep:
    Thanks for the support. Got any tips?
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    (Original post by Hippysnake)
    Thanks for the support. Got any tips?
    Eat too much cheese before bedtime. It'll then come to you
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    Well to be honest, we're not ALL like that, and so you now look like a bit of a plum.
    However, there are a very small minority who's main ambition in life is to make as much money out of the government as possible and not do ANYTHING for themselves... these people are also plums. Big, nasty rotten plums with worms in them

    Wow, that was random.
 
 
 
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