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So in the US& A the 4th of July is Alice in Wonderland Day :yay:

Let us make some suitable puns to celebrate

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https://www.alice-in-wonderland.net
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A pun thread this early? This is mad - hatter think of a pun to post now as bear tagged me.

I can't cook up a single pun let alone two, five or seven.

Sorry my post doesn't fit the bill

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Hope this makes someone smile like a chesire cat
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This'll be a difficult thread to dodge
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"Charles Lutwidge Dodgson, better known by his pen name Lewis Carroll..."
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(Original post by TriplexA)
A pun thread this early? This is mad - hatter think of a pun to post now as bear tagged me.

I can't cook up a single pun let alone two, five or seven.

Sorry my post doesn't fit the bill
:woo: frumious work Sir Trip ! :ahee:

the people of Alice are lovin' it

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This place is situated in Oiapoque, Amapa, Brazil, its geographical coordinates are 3° 39' 0" North, 51° 59' 0" West


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Cavalheiros,
por favor, não aqueça sua Maniçoba nos radiadores do vestiário.
esse delicioso ensopado de porco com folhas de mandioca é irresistível para moscas e tal.
Logo os pássaros voam dentro de casa para se deleitar com os insetos.
Em pouco tempo é um pandemônio completo como os pássaros
brigam uns com os outros e atacam as cortinas com seus pés pontudos.
Só semana passada grande Taís a faxineira me disse
que uma Southern Screamer gritou em seu ouvido esquerdo enquanto ela cochilava no mirante.
Por que não deixar sua Maniçoba na recepção quando chegar?
Big Shirlei tem um armário especial para aquecer todos os tipos de pratos de carne de porco.

Kléber Nilton Jensen da Fonseca

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Gentlemen,
please do not warm your Maniçoba on the changing room radiators.
this delicious pork stew with cassava leaves is irresistible to flies and that.
Soon the birds fly indoors to feast on the insects.
Before long it is complete pandemonium as the birds
tussle with each other and attack the curtains with their pointy feet.
Only last week big Taís the cleaning lady told me
that a Southern Screamer screamed in her left ear as she dozed on the belvedere.
Why not leave your Maniçoba at reception when you arrive ?
Big Shirlei has a special cupboard for warming all manner of pork dishes.

Kléber Nilton Jensen da Fonseca

Deputy Assistant Manager of meat dish warming and that
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You're getting to be a rabbit with me
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:woo: welcome to the rabbit hole of puns my friend :wavey:

we enjoyed your first submission

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You're getting to be a rabbit with me
:rave: that is really bunny :ahee: :girl:

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A pun thread this early? This is mad - hatter think of a pun to post now as bear tagged me.

I can't cook up a single pun let alone two, five or seven.

Sorry my post doesn't fit the bill

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Alice (At least) you made some good ones
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tweedle-dum dum diddle
dancing queen (of hearts)
growing me, growing you (the cake that alice eats)
from a twinkling bat to a looking-glassing angel
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I’m going to watch Alice and wonderland tomo then!!
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(Original post by iL1L)
Alice (At least) you made some good ones
:rave: you get the green light for this :girl:

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:rave: you get the green light for this :girl:

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Yay! :woo:
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tweedle-dum dum diddle
dancing queen (of hearts)
growing me, growing you (the cake that alice eats)
from a twinkling bat to a looking-glassing angel
:rave: thank you so much Your Ladyship :girl:

#3 is genius :congrats:

winner winner :chicken: dinner

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the people of Alice are experiencing a magnitude 10.0 mirthquake :afraid:

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Senhoras, talvez você esteja pensando em remover
aquelas linhas de riso não tão engraçadas
ou deixando seus lábios frescos de novo em lua de mel?
Em vez de encher seu rosto com plástico
por que não tentar um tratamento tradicional em vez disso?
A recepção do Big Janaína é uma
experiente sussurradora de rugas
que podem compartilhar muitos depoimentos brilhantes
de senhoras de certa idade.
Ela usa uma fórmula secreta feita apenas de ingredientes naturais,
incluindo seiva de videira e glândulas de anaconda
que as mulheres de sua família transmitiram
por centenas de anos.
Big J não cobra muito
e garantias de reembolso de cada cruzeiro
se você não parecer vinte anos mais jovem.

Reynolds Jimson Caetano da Bonfim


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Ladies, perhaps you are thinking of removing
those not so funny laughter lines
or making your lips honeymoon fresh again ?
Instead of filling your face with plastic
why not try a traditional treatment instead ?
Big Janaína off reception is an
experienced sussurradora de rugas
who can share many glowing testimonials
from ladies of a certain age.
She uses a secret formula made from only natural ingredients
including vine sap and anaconda glands
which the women of her family have handed down
for hundreds of years.
Big J does not charge very much
and guarantees to refund every cruzeiro
if you do not look twenty years younger.

Reynolds Jimson Caetano da Bonfim


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I’m going to watch Alice and wonderland tomo then!!
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glad you could join us ebyrne
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The Looking Glass Menagerie

Albus Tweedledumbledore :ahee:

Tony Snark

Killer Queen of Hearts

The March Hare of Slytherin
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The Looking Glass Menagerie

Albus Tweedledumbledore :ahee:

Tony Snark

Killer Queen of Hearts

The March Hare of Slytherin
:rave: high quality punnage Ma'am :girl:

#1 made me chuckle :yep:

the people of Alice are spilling their Cachaça :afraid:

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Senhoras,
Talvez você esteja gastando muito
em seu regime diário de saúde e beleza?
Cosméticos e isso pode ser um enorme dreno em sua bolsa.
A senhora de hoje precisa de uma solução prática!
Basta ir até a recepção e bater um papo com a grande Lavínia.
Sua família tem feito produtos de beleza
de ingredientes naturais por gerações.
Um de seus itens mais populares é a massagem de corpo inteiro anaconda.
Custa apenas 629 cruzeiros para duas pessoas.
Por que não trazer um amigo junto?
Se você não estiver satisfeito, a grande L garante o reembolso
o preço total sem perguntas.

Esquema de Truta Wilkins Overland

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Ladies,
Perhaps you are spending too much
on your daily health & beauty regime ?
Cosmetics and that can be a huge drain on your purse.
Today's lady needs a practical solution !
Just pop along to reception and have a chat with big Lavínia .
Her family has been making beauty products
from natural ingredients for generations.
One of her most popular items is the anaconda full body massage.
It only costs cruzeiros 629 for two.
Why not bring a friend along ?
If you are not delighted big L guarantees to refund
the whole price no questions asked.

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Wherever I lay my Hatter – Paul Young
Harespray the musical
The Snark Knight
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Wherever I lay my Hatter – Paul Young
Harespray the musical
The Snark Knight
:woo: splendid work Sir March ! :yay:

the people of Alice are clutching their sides

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Cavalheiros,
Talvez as suas fechaduras não sejam tão luxuriantes como nos anos anteriores?
É um problema comum e nada para se envergonhar.
Você provavelmente já tentou várias soluções sem sucesso.
Temos o prazer de lhe oferecer os serviços de recepção da grande Fabíola.
Sua família trata a calvície e isso há gerações
com sua preparação secreta especialmente formulada.
Os ingredientes são totalmente naturais e incluem pelo de bugio,
sangue de piranha e suco de guaraná.
Big F não cobra muito e garante restituição a cada cruzeiro
se o seu osso não estiver densamente coberto de palha dentro de três meses.

Émerson Thiago Badman Teixeira

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Gentlemen,
Perhaps your locks are not as luxuriant as in previous years ?
It is a common problem and nothing to be ashamed of.
You have probably tried various solutions without success.
We are delighted to offer you the services of big Fabíola off reception.
Her family has been treating baldness and that for generations
with their specially formulated secret preparation.
The ingredients are completely natural and include howler monkey fur,
piranha blood and guarana juice.
Big F does not charge very much, and guarantees to refund every cruzeiro
if your bonce is not densely thatched within three months.

Émerson Thiago Badman Teixeira

Deputy Assistant Manager of hair and that
Gentlemen,
Perhaps your locks are not as luxuriant as in previous years ?
It is a common problem and nothing to be ashamed of.
You have probably tried various solutions without success.
We are delighted to offer you the services of big Fabíola off reception.
Her family has been treating baldness and that for generations
with their specially formulated secret preparation.
The ingredients are completely natural and include howler monkey fur,
piranha blood and guarana juice.
Big F does not charge very much,
and guarantees to refund every cruzeiro
if your bonce is not densely thatched within three months.

Émerson Thiago Badman Teixeira

Deputy Assistant Manager of hair and that
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