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So in the US& A the 5th of July is National Bikini Day :woohoo:

Let us smear ourselves with Pun Lotion and put on our Pun Hats as we head to the beach :yay:

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As i am sure you are aware, a tanga is an itsy bitsy teeny weeny bikini bottom :yep:



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This thread will have buckets (and spades) of pun
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This thread will have buckets (and spades) of pun
:woo: let's hope so Sir Trip ! :ahee:

have a delicious Punty

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You've dune it now with these pun threads! I'll sand your head off!
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You've dune it now with these pun threads! I'll sand your head off!
:woo: oops sorry was that your groyne ? :ahee:

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Don't leave me stranded for ideas on puns
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Don't leave me stranded for ideas on puns
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About A Buoy

Ball About Eve

Sandy Pandy
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About A Buoy

Ball About Eve
:rave: hehehe these are great Your Ladyship :girl:

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:rave: hehehe these are great Your Ladyship :girl:

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I say, bear, are these your 2022 swimming trunks?
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I say, bear, are these your 2022 swimming trunks?
the ladies insist... what can i do ?

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Sand on the Run

"Hey-Ho Up The German Rises, Early in the Morning" 🎶

"I See Tanned People" :afraid:

Lady Windermere's Raybans
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Sand on the Run

"Hey-Ho Up The German Rises, Early in the Morning" 🎶

"I See Tanned People" :afraid:

Lady Windermere's Raybans
:rave: well played Ma'am :girl:

#1 is a winner
#2 is borderline racist ( but v. funny :rofl: )

the people of Sando are lövin' it

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This place is situated in Ahvenanmaa, Ahvenanmaa, Finland, its geographical coordinates are 60° 17' 0" North, 20° 24' 0" East


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Naiset,
huomenna illalla järjestämme vuotuisen kakkukilpailumme
Linus Torvaldsin aistinvaraisessa puutarhassa.
Ota mukaan enintään kaksi täysikokoista kakkua
tai puoli tusinaa keijukakkua ja sitä.
Ensimmäinen palkinto on viikon loma Grönlannissa.
Toinen palkinto on siellä kaksi viikkoa.
Jos haluat osallistua, tule mukaan vastaanotolle
ja juttele ison Sirkan kanssa.
Osallistumismaksu on Markka 205, joka sisältää uutuushatun
nimesi ja pieni pussi hylkeenlihaa.
Järjestäjätoimikunta säilyttää kaikki kakut
ja jaetaan aikanaan apua tarvitseville.

Väinämö Risto Nykänen

Kakkujen ja muiden apulaiskomissaari

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Ladies,
tomorrow evening we shall be holding our annual cake competition
at the Linus Torvalds sensory gardens.
Please bring along no more than two full size cakes
or half a dozen fairy cakes and that.
The first prize will be a week's holiday in Greenland.
The second prize will be two weeks there.
If you would like to take part just pop along to reception
and have a chat with big Sirkka.
The entry fee is Markka 205 which includes a novelty hat
with your name on and a small bag of seal meat.
All cakes shall be retained by the organising committee
and distributed to the needy in due course.

Väinämö Risto Nykänen

Deputy Assistant Commissioner for cakes and that
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We will rock pool you – Queen Scallops
Sandcastle on the Hill – Ed Sheeran
The six waves of Henry VIII
Prisoner: Shell block H
Paras(ol) Hilton
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We will rock pool you – Queen Scallops
Sandcastle on the Hill – Ed Sheeran
The six waves of Henry VIII
Prisoner: Shell block H
Paras(ol) Hilton
:woo: good work Sir March ! :yay:

#3 and #4 made me chortle the most

the people of Sando are spilling their Lakka :afraid:

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Herrat,
ehkä olet kuullut huhuja, että Menninkäinen
onko viime aikoina nähty pukuhuoneissa/suihkutilassa?
Älä huolestu !
Jos kohtaat lyhyen, humanoidisen olennon, joka käyttää terävää hattua,
nauttii tanssista ja arvoituksista ja etsii kiiltävää aarretta,
se on luultavasti vain yksi IT-bitcoin-tyypeistä hänen tauolla.
Kävele varmuuden vuoksi rauhallisesti taaksepäin vastaanottoon,
pidä molemmat korvasi peitettynä ja vasen silmäsi kiinni.
Jos mahdollista, heitä kuusi penniä ilmestykseen.
Vastaanotolle saapuessasi voit luovuttaa ison Noomille.
Hän on kokenut noita, joka käsittelee tunkeilijaa turvallisesti.

Väinämö Tuure Hämäläinen

Yliluonnollisen ja sen apulaisjohtaja

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Gentlemen,
perhaps you have heard rumors that a Menninkäinen
has been sighted in the changing rooms/shower area recently ?
Do not be alarmed !
If you come across a short, humanoid creature who wears a pointed hat,
enjoys dancing and riddles, and seeks out shiny treasure
it is probably just one of the IT bitcoin dudes on his break.
To be on the safe side walk calmly backwards to reception,
keeping both your ears covered and your left eye closed.
If possible throw a sixpence at the apparition.
When you reach reception you can hand over to big Noomi.
She is an experienced noita who will deal safely with the intruder.

Väinämö Tuure Hämäläinen

Deputy Assistant Manager of the supernatural and that
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This sand is your sand - Woody Guthrie
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This sand is your sand - Woody Guthrie
:woo: hehehe this is hilarious :yay:

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Sandly, I sea that all the good puns have been taken - all my ideas have washed away!
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The Brothers Swimm

Here Comes the Sunburn (reused :ahee:)

The Invisible Tan

Nineteen Eighty-Shore

Wave New World

You're Going to Lose That Seagull - the Beatles

Mansfield Shark

Sandy Warhol

Prime Dive - Queen

Swim Henson
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