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    Here are just a few chav jokes i've found on various sites:

    What's the most confusing day of the year for a chav?
    Father's day.

    What's the difference between a roadkill and a dead chav?
    A roadkill has skid marks in front of it

    Jesus once said, "Love thy neighbour."
    Bet he didn't live on a ******* council estate.

    In Britain, some 50 chavs die every week from drinking too much Tesco-brand vodka.
    Every little helps!

    love to hear from any chavs who happen to be on this site. lol
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    What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
    Sorted!

    What do you call a chav in a box?
    Innit.

    What do you call a chav in a 3 bed semi?
    A burglar.
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    Ooh ooh! I just thought of one.

    "Knock knock!"
    "Who's there?"
    "Chav."
    "Chav who?"
    "Chav any spare change?"

    :getmecoat:

    I should write jokes for Penguin wrappers.
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    Aren't these just black/other minority jokes with the word changed to chav?

    What's the difference between a chav and a pizza?
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    How long does it take for a chav to have a ****?

    9 months

    (although you could use that for any repulsive social group)
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    guys he was only havin sum fun c'mon wheres ur funny side :p:
 
 
 
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