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Alien invasion message

Hello fellow humans,

This is a message to all of you. Your planet will be invaded on 25th of September in the year 2023. We have been planning this invasion ever since we have discovered your planet in year 1929. We come from planet EX3003 and we do not come in peace, so what you need to do is put your guns down and give up. Our technology is far more advanced than yours and we can easily disable your arms. We have been investigating your planet for decades and know a lot about your behaviour and weaknesses.

In year 2020 we have introduced COVID-19 and we have infected your planet with this disease so that we can track human behaviour and more closely observe your bodily functions. We have done enough research and our investigation is now complete. We will land on a country called Ireland on 25th of September 2023 and we will occupy a city which Irish people call Dublin. There is no point to resist. Our lasers can drill through tough material and our technology allows us to disable all electronic equipment within 100km radius.

Goodbye.
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Original post by username6000838
Hello fellow humans,

This is a message to all of you. Your planet will be invaded on 25th of September in the year 2023. We have been planning this invasion ever since we have discovered your planet in year 1929. We come from planet EX3003 and we do not come in peace, so what you need to do is put your guns down and give up. Our technology is far more advanced than yours and we can easily disable your arms. We have been investigating your planet for decades and know a lot about your behaviour and weaknesses.

In year 2020 we have introduced COVID-19 and we have infected your planet with this disease so that we can track human behaviour and more closely observe your bodily functions. We have done enough research and our investigation is now complete. We will land on a country called Ireland on 25th of September 2023 and we will occupy a city which Irish people call Dublin. There is no point to resist. Our lasers can drill through tough material and our technology allows us to disable all electronic equipment within 100km radius.

Goodbye.


Pls sort out the Tory party/British government cause it is a big mess right now, thanks bestie xxxxxxx xo
Covid-19 was first detected in 2019 - you couldn't have introduced it in 2020.
Reply 4
Hey have you lot solved the Riemann hypothesis?
Original post by Rufus The Red
Covid-19 was first detected in 2019 - you couldn't have introduced it in 2020.


They probably used a tardis to go back in time and frame the chinese government :yep:
Original post by Joinedup
They probably used a tardis to go back in time and frame the chinese government :yep:

The cads.
I always knew that the Chinese government wouldn't do something like that (give me social credit) as they're such reasonable, goodhearted, and benevolent people. :yep:
Poor china got blamed for eating bats when it was the aliens all along....😥😥😥😥😪😪😪
Ah ffs, hasn't Ireland been invaded enough?!
Please for the love of god take over the world. You couldn't possibly govern it worse than we're doing already. Thanks.
:clap2:

PRSOM
Reply 12
i can't wait that long
please take me now
pleaseee

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