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    I just got hit by a car

    What do I do?
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    Ice that bruise!
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    go to the hospital if you're hurt?
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    (Original post by LH123)
    Ice that bruise!
    I've got a broken jaw, both my hands were amputated and my leg is broken in three places.

    (Currently typing with my penis which is very flexible and agile.)
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    Lol.
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    (Original post by Misogynist)
    I've got a broken jaw, both my hands were amputated and my leg is broken in three places.

    (Currently typing with my penis which is very flexible and agile.)
    Ice it all.
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    (Original post by JR`)
    Lol.
    i concur
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    (Original post by Born Frustrated)
    go to the hospital if you're hurt?
    I can't. My dad once told me when I was little 'If you get hit by a car, don't go to the hospital'

    He got hit by a car and died earlier this year.
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    (Original post by LH123)
    Ice it all.
    Even my penis? Strange man.
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    (Original post by Born Frustrated)
    i concur
    :borat:
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    (Original post by JR`)
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    Are you making fun of me? That man clearly has no broken jaw and has two functioning hands. Insensitive *******.
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    who amputated your hands then?
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    (Original post by Misogynist)
    Even my penis? Strange man.
    It will feel good. Trust.
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    (Original post by LH123)
    It will feel good. Trust.
    if i had a penis i would. lol
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    (Original post by Misogynist)

    Are you making fun of me? That man clearly has no broken jaw and has two functioning hands. Insensitive *******.
    Yes. I am making fun of you
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    (Original post by Born Frustrated)
    who amputated your hands then?
    The doctor.
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    :rofl:
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    (Original post by LH123)
    It will feel good. Trust.
    I tried it, now I have a frost bitten penis as well. Thanks, mate.
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    (Original post by Born Frustrated)
    if i had a penis i would. lol
    :confused:

    lol. Strange..
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    Don't worry, you're normal.
 
 
 
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