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anyone here been a guest on jeremy klye? watch

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    (Original post by Bubbles*de*Milo)
    Yeah, I have...
    I was raped by my granddad and my French teacher, then my mum beat me with whips.
    I ran away, and had a baby when I was 13. I'm pregnant right now, but my first 2 children are in care now.
    Anyway, I wanna reconcile with my mum but she's an alcoholic on heroin, and she's having sex with my grandfather (her father in law), who raped me.
    Also, the father of the child I'm preggers with, is sleeping with my sister (he knocked her up too), who's taking my mum's side (I just want her to apologise, and stop sleeping with my grandfather and get off the drink/drugs).

    Oh, and I have HIV. And my French teacher was Harold Shipman.
    ...We call our act the Aristocrats.
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    (Original post by ViolatedTreason)
    the only people to appear on jeremy kyle look like the very dregs of society, doubtful that they even own a computer that isnt stolen, and tbh, they have more important things to be getting on with, like sleeping with their siblings, parents or giving birth to their inbred child...
    Lmao, so true
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    I saw a girl from my primary school on Jezza Kyle, it was the best day of my life.
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    Who needs Jezza when you've got H&R.
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    I feel embarrassed for the people who go on there :o:
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    Somebody I went to school was on it as a guest.

    His online gambling problem destroying his family or something.
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    (Original post by Bubbles*de*Milo)
    Yeah, I have...
    I was raped by my granddad and my French teacher, then my mum beat me with whips.
    I ran away, and had a baby when I was 13. I'm pregnant right now, but my first 2 children are in care now.
    Anyway, I wanna reconcile with my mum but she's an alcoholic on heroin, and she's having sex with my grandfather (her father in law), who raped me.
    Also, the father of the child I'm preggers with, is sleeping with my sister (he knocked her up too), who's taking my mum's side (I just want her to apologise, and stop sleeping with my grandfather and get off the drink/drugs).

    Oh, and I have HIV. And my French teacher was Harold Shipman.
    Tough break, love. Fancy a shag?


    (Original post by Glutamic Acid)
    Try searching "at the end of the day" to narrow down your user base
    :rofl:
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    He is one of the few people I would happily punch in the face and knock the poo out of until he changed his talking over people 'pop' psychology 'I know what you are thinking' arrogant prick attitude. May a large pythonesq weight of 18 tonnes drop ontop of him next time he is taliking to some random chav like some peice of **** yet they are the only dregs stupid enough to watch his drivel on tv. I hate him, I hate his show and I hated his radio show, may bot flys bury there larve deep within his eyes so the maggost burrow thier way out of his brain through his eyeballs!
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    (Original post by GrahamFromJeremyKyle)
    Yeah, got dragged on by my idiotic uncle.
    What, you mean you were in the audience, or you were one of the guests?
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    (Original post by Lampshade)
    Somebody I went to school was on it as a guest.

    His online gambling problem destroying his family or something.
    I don't know if he's the best person to be giving advice.
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    nope im not a low class chav
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    Yeah, but don't worry I don't beat my sister any more.
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    my cousin goes to nursery school with one of jeremy kyles daughters...
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    (Original post by Powerlifter)
    He is one of the few people I would happily punch in the face and knock the poo out of until he changed his talking over people 'pop' psychology 'I know what you are thinking' arrogant prick attitude. May a large pythonesq weight of 18 tonnes drop ontop of him next time he is taliking to some random chav like some peice of **** yet they are the only dregs stupid enough to watch his drivel on tv. I hate him, I hate his show and I hated his radio show, may bot flys bury there larve deep within his eyes so the maggost burrow thier way out of his brain through his eyeballs!
    A lot of repressed anger there, looks like someone needs to make an appearance.
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    (Original post by Serious_sam)
    ...We call our act the Aristocrats.

    :rofl: YOU SHALL BE REPPED! thats actually made me day.
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    One of the guys I live with saw someone who he went to school with on there.

    Did anyone watch it today?? That great man who proved he didn't steal the ladies purse :laugh: it made my day.
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    I did; I'd been going out for my brother's girlfriend for six months, and found out she cheated thirteen times more than I had.

    Jeremy told me to get a job.
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    (Original post by Jabbamuffin)
    One of the guys I live with saw someone who he went to school with on there.

    Did anyone watch it today?? That great man who proved he didn't steal the ladies purse :laugh: it made my day.
    Haha, that man was so funny - i KNEW he was innocent!! "thank you sir!"
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    (Original post by JohnnySPal)
    Tough break, love. Fancy a shag?

    Your place or mine? I'm pregnant and I have HIV; I get it where I can :p:
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    I feel for you Bubbles*de*Milo. . . . .
 
 
 
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