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    There's this maths chat up line I heard which I found hillarious. I think it has the words diffrenciate and integrate in it.

    Anyone know it?
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    Nope the only lame maths one I know is

    I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?
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    i really hope that you aren't going to try it
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    can't be any worse than the english one

    "if I rewrote the dictionary I'd put U and I together"
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    I want to be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves.
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    I wish I was sinXsquared and you wre Cosx squared so together we could be 1

    I wish I was a tangent so i could touch your curves

    how can I know all the digits of pi but not your phone number?



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    double posting again..
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    boy: hey d'you like maths? :p:

    girl: no you ******* geek.

    boy: oh.
    *walks away*

    that one?
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    "I propose that we engage in sexual intercourse.

    Also, maths."
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    You have beautiful eyes, straight out my imagination.
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    Theres a really **** Bio one:
    If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip Your genes.
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    Hey baby whats your cosine?
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    (Original post by aMAXin)
    boy: hey d'you like maths? :p:

    girl: no you ******* geek.

    boy: oh.
    *walks away*

    that one?
    lol brilliant :p:
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    Wow these are gold!

    *Takes notes*

    I don't think the one I was asking about has been mentioned yet but keep them coming!
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    You're a(cute) wanna get back to my base and be equalatral?
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    hey wanna see my parabola?
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    Is that a cylinder in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
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    Hey baby, let's have 1/cos(x)!

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    1/cos(x) is sec(x) for anyone not nerdy enough to know that :>.<:
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    (Original post by kimoso)
    Hey baby, let's have 1/cos(x)!

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    1/cos(x) is sec(x) for anyone not nerdy enough to know that :>.<:
    LOL!

    I've been away from school to long... took me ages to figure that one out. :p:

    Edit: Didn't notice the spoiler either:stupido3:
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    (Original post by bessle)
    I wish I was sinXsquared and you wre Cosx squared so together we could be 1

    I wish I was a tangent so i could touch your curves

    how can I know all the digits of pi but not your phone number?



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    I don't think I've ever wanted anyone more...
 
 
 
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