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    Just wondering whether anybody has any funny ailments or reactions or anything like that????
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    My penis fell off after turning a strange greenish hue.
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    I have no arms and legs.
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    Getting a fly stuck in your ear canal is not fun at all.
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    I get sick everytime i go on a plane so I spend quite a lot of time meeting people, then throwing up over their feet. Good times :cool:
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    (Original post by icantthinkofacoolusername)
    I get sick everytime i go on a plane so I spend quite a lot of time meeting people, then throwing up over their feet. Good times :cool:
    :ditto: Apart from I meet people then fall asleep talking to them due to tablets I take to knock me out.
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    I have leprosy.

    And its not funny.
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    I get turned on by my own penis.
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    I get turned on by Democracy's penis.
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    (Original post by Dr. Unk)
    I get turned on by Democracy's penis.
    That's not an ailment you fool, that's a natural occurrence, common to other people of all genders and sexualities.
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    My gums are made up of anal tissue.
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    (Original post by Democracy)
    I get turned on by my own penis.
    Really? How can you get turned on by something that is too small to be seen?
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    (Original post by Amanda)
    Really? How can you get turned on by something that is too small to be seen?
    Goshdarnit, I'm going to miss this wit

    Good banter, as always.
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    (Original post by Democracy)
    That's not an ailment you fool, that's a natural occurrence, common to other people of all genders and sexualities.
    Oh, I hadn't read the thread title. I've just been going into random threads and telling people how I feel.
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    (Original post by Democracy)
    Goshdarnit, I'm going to miss this wit

    Good banter, as always.
    You never know, I might not leave. :p:

    NOT banter.. I am actually being serious!
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    I have 6 feet.
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    (Original post by Amanda)
    NOT banter.. I am actually being serious!
    You realise what that implies right? :lolwut:
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    (Original post by Democracy)
    You realise what that implies right? :lolwut:
    No?
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    (Original post by Amanda)
    No?
    It sort of implies you've seen my johnson...
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    (Original post by Democracy)
    It sort of implies you've seen my johnson...
    Nah, if I wanted to know any details about it I'd have to PM all the gay guys on this forum.
 
 
 
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