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    (Original post by Liquidus Zeromus)
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    Sporks
    I remember a chip shop years ago that had a spork stuck to the wall with a sign that read "THIS is a spork"
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    Maybe she can dislocate her jaw and swallow her food whole? - somewhat reminiscent of a snake swallowing livestock???.

    Or not.
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    (Original post by SiaSiaSia)
    When I was younger I used to have it loads
    and i threw up
    and now i just can't stand it
    especially the lumps and urghghghhg
    Um, ok, that's... terrible, must suck not to be able to eat it anymore
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    Yy ex had a phobia of anything creamy:

    cream, shampoo, toothpaste ect :eek:
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    (Original post by Da Bachtopus)
    Presumably she swallows whole.
    I lol'd.
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    (Original post by Andrew_2006)
    get some chopsticks?

    or just scoop it up with some bread?

    or use spoons?

    or get a drip for her?

    or a shovel?

    or a troff?
    L to the OL :p:
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    (Original post by Toffee_Kid)
    L to the OL :p:
    And back again?
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    (Original post by TommyWannabe)
    I lol'd.
    I was thinking that too
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    lol, thats is quite a random phobia, but it must be quite difficult for her...

    Stick to fast food you can eat with your hands - KFC, pizza, soup...
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    Here's something slightly relevant:
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    (Original post by Pheonixx)
    Yy ex had a phobia of anything creamy:

    cream, shampoo, toothpaste ect :eek:
    Unlucky mate. :ninja:
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    (Original post by Dr. Unk)
    Here's something slightly relevant:
    Lol!
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    (Original post by Mr Roboto)
    Stick to fast food you can eat with your hands - soup...
    Isn't that very messy?:confused:

    *Has no idea what a spork is*
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    Use your hands to feed her.
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    have fun licking food off each other?
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    (Original post by Pheonixx)
    Yy ex had a phobia of anything creamy:

    cream, shampoo, toothpaste ect :eek:
    That's just what she told you. Sorry, mate.
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    KFC :p:
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    Get her to lick it off your naked body.
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    (Original post by Psyk)
    Get her to lick it off your naked body.
    I said that!!!!:mad:
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    (Original post by Stubert)
    I said that!!!!:mad:
    I know but I was hoping people wouldn't notice.
 
 
 
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