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    Quick - post the first random story that comes into your head...

    the other week when we went fencing, there wasn't enough cutlery in the hostel.

    we had people eating their supper with ladels and tattie mashers
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    When I was in year 2 a bee landed on my sock so I started crying. Then a boy in the juniors was running around the yard with a condom shouting 'it's a present' then we all got sent inside because he had a condom.
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    (Original post by Kitty_x)
    When I was in year 2 a bee landed on my sock so I started crying. Then a boy in the juniors was running around the yard with a condom shouting 'it's a present' then we all got sent inside because he had a condom.
    :rofl: ^^ This is the type o thing I'm looking for
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    Guy Fawkes and his cronies tried to blow up Parliament, but they were caught and done for treason and he was burnedddddddddded :awesome:
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    (Original post by JR`)
    Guy Fawkes and his cronies tried to blow up Parliament, but they were caught and done for treason and he was burnedddddddddded :awesome:
    You're supposed to have been there :hmmm:
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    (Original post by SillyFencer)
    You're supposed to have been there :hmmm:
    It never said that tbh. :yeah:
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    (Original post by JR`)
    It never said that tbh. :yeah:
    It was implied! :hmmm:
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    When I was at Medlink last year, my friend ordered a pizza and we threw it out the window. Then we all fell asleep.
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    (Original post by SillyFencer)
    It was implied! :hmmm:
    Ok. When I was younger a rabbit weed on my leg and my sock went yellow.
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    A washing machine came to life and ate Emilina and her family and her dog but I wrestled it the ground with my bare hands and it dieded. Then me and my family were hearing noises downstairs and the exorcist had to come and kill the poltergeist. (Only we know what I'm on about)
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