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Make it More Dentist-ey !!

So in the US& A the 10th of September is Free Dentistry Day :yep:

Let us make some incisive puns. The best one will get a plaque :rofl:

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Reply 1
Plaque up your troubles in your old kit-bag

Biff and Chip

Good Swill Hunting
Reply 2
Grind Hearts and Coronets
Reply 3
Plaque up your troubles in your old kit-bag

Good Swill Hunting

Grind Hearts and Coronets


:rave: an excellent set of puns Ma'am. please come back in 6 months :rofl: :girl:

Good Swill Hunting is ww:chicken:d !!


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the people of Nasha are lovin' it :h:

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Nǚshìmen,
yěxǔ huāfèi tài duō
guānyú nín de rìcháng jiànkāng měiróng fāng'àn?
Huàzhuāngpǐn zhìliáo děng
kěnéng huì xiāohào de qiánbāo.
Jīntiān de nǚshì xūyào yīgè shíyòng de jiějué fāng'àn!
Suíbiàn jiēdài chù dàquán liáo liáo.
de jiārén yīzhí zài zuò měiróng chǎnpǐn
shìdài xiāngchuán de tiānrán chéngfèn.
zuì shòu huānyíng de chǎnpǐn zhī shì suān tián nèibù qīngjié.
Liǎng rén zhǐ 4043 yuán.
Wèishéme dài shàng de péngyǒu ne?
mǎnyì Q bǎozhèng tuì kuǎn
zhěnggè jiàgé méiyǒu wèntí.

Shǎo dòngnǎo

měiróng chǎnpǐn jīnglǐ nàgè


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Bicycle Brace - Queen (although you could argue that's an Orthodontist...)
Forrest Gums
Molar Express
Have you bitten off more than you can chew, Bear?
Reply 6
Original post by marchag
Bicycle Brace - Queen (although you could argue that's an Orthodontist...)
Forrest Gums
Molar Express

:woo: any kind of dontist is fine here Sir March :yay:

the people of Nasha are overcome with mirth :yep:

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Xiānshēngmen,
yěxǔ de Bózi yǒu wèntí?
Jǐnguǎn yīshēng jǐnle zuìdà de nǔlì,
dàn tāmen shòudào huáiyí de kēxué xùnliàn de xiànzhì.
Zhèxiē tiān hěn nán yùyuē.
Bùyào juéwàng!
Wǒmen hěn zìháo de tígōng dàxióng jiēdài fúwù.
láizì yīgè chuántǒng de zhìliáo shī jiātíng,
dāng yīshēngmen nénggòu jièrù shí
gǎndào kùnhuò.
Běn zhōu, wèi xīn kèhù tígōng miǎnfèi
de jǐng hùshēnfú yǐjí tào jǐng xiāng bàng 50% de zhékòu


shǎo wéi yǒng màn


xūjiǎ chǔlǐ de zhùlǐ jīnglǐ nàgè

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Here comes the gum,
Gum gum gum here it gums

- the Beatles going to the dentist

(Im wheezing)
Reply 8
Original post by iL1L
Have you bitten off more than you can chew, Bear?

you know i hate doing this

Original post by the bear
you know i hate doing this


I knew it! :toofunny:
Reply 10
Original post by Bookworm524
Here comes the gum,
Gum gum gum here it gums

- the Beatles going to the dentist

(Im wheezing)


:rave: thank you for coming for your pun check-up Ma'am :girl:

everything seems to be in order. we shall see you in February :wavey:

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Gnashville, Tennessee

Mass-o'chew-sets. At least that's what it sounded like when the Bee Gees sang it.

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Some serious gnashers there.
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Reply 12
Original post by ghostwalker
Gnashville, Tennessee

Mass-o'chew-sets. At least that's what it sounded like when the Bee Gees sang it.

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Some serious gnashers there.

:woo: a fine brace Sir Ghostie !! :yay:

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The filling moon - Echo & The Bunnymen

Fang you - Dido
Reply 14
Original post by Joinedup
The filling moon - Echo & The Bunnymen

Fang you - Dido


:woo: these leave a strong impression Sir J ! :teehee:

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Reply 15
Original post by the bear
:rave: an excellent set of puns Ma'am. please come back in 6 months :rofl: :girl:

Good Swill Hunting is ww:chicken:d !!


crownpurple.png


the people of Nasha are lovin' it :h:

Spoiler


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Nǚshìmen,
yěxǔ huāfèi tài duō
guānyú nín de rìcháng jiànkāng měiróng fāng'àn?
Huàzhuāngpǐn zhìliáo děng
kěnéng huì xiāohào de qiánbāo.
Jīntiān de nǚshì xūyào yīgè shíyòng de jiějué fāng'àn!
Suíbiàn jiēdài chù dàquán liáo liáo.
de jiārén yīzhí zài zuò měiróng chǎnpǐn
shìdài xiāngchuán de tiānrán chéngfèn.
zuì shòu huānyíng de chǎnpǐn zhī shì suān tián nèibù qīngjié.
Liǎng rén zhǐ 4043 yuán.
Wèishéme dài shàng de péngyǒu ne?
mǎnyì Q bǎozhèng tuì kuǎn
zhěnggè jiàgé méiyǒu wèntí.

Shǎo dòngnǎo

měiróng chǎnpǐn jīnglǐ nàgè


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I don't need an appointment card but thank you.
MacCavity the Mystery Cat - TS Eliot

I've Got a Filling - the Beatles
Big Fang Theory

Teeth Richards

Tooth of Us - the Beatles
Original post by marchag
Bicycle Brace - Queen (although you could argue that's an Orthodontist...)
Forrest Gums
Molar Express


PRSOM

And A Day at the Braces? :biggrin:
Brace yourselves for cracking puns in this thread, just wait for the Signal.

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