I just used to write fake notes from my mum, usually saying that I twisted my ankle, or I was ill so I can't do PE.
Well I get out of it pretty much every week. I just blame my mum "I gave it her to put in the wash and she's put it somewhere, I don't have a clue where though" I HATE P.E with a passion, thank God we have it on Mondays to get it over with early in the week.
I used to have a note forgery business going on in Year 11, because of the versatility of my handwriting style. Very successful it was too, although I placed limits on the number of notes that I would produce.
My excuses were:
Id injured myself in PE before Xmas and wasnt fit for PE for about 3 weeks after Xmas
Chest Infection/Heavy Cold (they used to really knock me for 6)
PE Kit got nicked, so dint heave anything to wear (my PE bag came back with my change of Underpants and a towel (we had to have both))
I didn't need an excuse; my kneecaps (especially the right) grew wrong on the inside, so the bones rub together. It still affects me now - sometimes I can't walk without a stick.
If you wear earings refuse to take them out. That's what I did, I managed to miss my PE lesson plus I was put on report. Actually scrap my idea. :P
I used to love PE. What a perfect excuse to take a break from academics, and go throw a ball around. I loved it when it rained, as we'd all stay inside and play benchball.
It helped that I was average to good at all sports with balls, including hitting them, and swimming. I don't know how I am now, but I used to be freakin' awesome at getting a basketball through the hoop. Athletics, though... meh. I'd do it, to be a good sport, as it were. People who bunked off and sat around the edges/ went off somewhere seemed to think they were really cool, but, well... maybe they were right. But so what?
(Never did lacrosse, hockey, or cross-country races-- anything like that. My school was absolutely bog-standard.)
i just didnt turn up to PE
I used the excuse of having my appendix out for ages! I always used the period pains excuse too.
Girls always have easy excuses! annoying!
I always kept an undated note from my parents in my bag, saying I was feeling generally unwell. After a while the PE teachers just didn't bother anymore.
pe was the best subject going!