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Jangrafess
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Seanisonfire and I are together again and we've got a few hours to kill so we're going to start this up for a second time. Post your problems and worries here and we'll solve them for you in the correct way, the way that H&R doesn't allow.
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I'm bored
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I LiKe SoMe1 oN TsR wHaT dO i dO?
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I'm bored
That's a **** problem. Go out and get an STD or develop some horrible problem involving a sexual attraction to a member of your own family. That'll make you less bored and then we can give you some proper constructive criticism.
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I LiKe SoMe1 oN TsR wHaT dO i dO?
1) Rep them.
2) PM them.
3) Sub them.
4) Fight off 2+2-5
5) Watch Vincent Price films and talk about them with her.
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hi she swallowed my *** does this mean she likes me?
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(Original post by Jangrafess)
1) Rep them.
2) PM them.
3) Sub them.
4) Fight off 2+2-5
5) Watch Vincent Price films and talk about them with her.
It's a boy, actually.
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hi she swallowed my *** does this mean she likes me?
Well, for a start, what were the circumstances under which she swallowed it? did you pay her? Did it come out of the end of your penis? Did she regurgitate? Is she a "she"? However, I would say that no, she doesn't like you, she's probably a filthy midlands slut who just wants some currycum from an Indian who posts boring crap all over an internet forum. our advice for you would be to chop off your **** and offer it around, seeing who else will swallow small portions of it. If people who like you accept, then she likes you too.
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(Original post by Glutamic Acid)
It's a boy, actually.
Well, it was always a possibility. It would explain a lot.
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lmao
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(Original post by Sandhu)
lmao
That sounds like a serious condition. My advice: stfu.
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I have a problem. I woke up the other day, and. It's a bit embarrassing, my penis had fallen off. What do I do?
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filthy midlands slut
that's no way to talk about me tbh.
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I have a problem. I woke up the other day, and. It's a bit embarrassing, my penis had fallen off. What do I do?
Tell half of Chat not to suck so hard next time.

(And credit me for the avatars, *****.)

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that's no way to talk about me tbh.
True, you're absolute scum.
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True, you're absolute scum.
WELL. :plz2:

you're just gay.

and my problem is: i, like, love someone but think he just wants to use me for sex. what do i doooo?
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I Rly Fanci Sum1 On TSR Lolz x
Their naym Iz Jangrafesss
Elp Me!
-Sexy BiaTch xXx
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back off biatch, he's mine. :plz2:
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I feel a bit sad really
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(Original post by Areontas)
WELL. :plz2:

you're just gay.

and my problem is: i, like, love someone but think he just wants to use me for sex. what do i doooo?
The only way really to find out is to **** them and see if they talk to you afterwards. It's the only thing we can think of.

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Get away from me.
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That sounds like a serious condition. My advice: stfu.
this doesn't work you idiot

HELP ME FFS
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