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    (Original post by Rock Fan)
    Yes but they are getting younger anyway, he might as well know the truth :ninja:
    yeah but he's tell his friends and some parents would complain. hmmm

    I know he calls sex "jiggy" from getting jiggy, and he knows that sex is rude, involves nakedness: "rudey nudey" and makes babies. But he doesn't know how. Which is why I am reluctant in explaining what sperm is.

    He used to think to get a woman pregnant you cut her head off, put a baby down there and glue her head back on with pritt stick. But he said cellotape would be ok too.
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    (Original post by Lord Hysteria)
    Going to get some more studying done
    and what makes you seem ?
    Ahh man I feel for ya, whats making me happy, well just been a very good day today
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    (Original post by tropical-twist3)
    yeah but he's tell his friends and some parents would complain. hmmm

    I know he calls sex "jiggy" from getting jiggy, and he knows that sex is rude, involves nakedness: "rudey nudey" and makes babies. But he doesn't know how. Which is why I am reluctant in explaining what sperm is.

    He used to think to get a woman pregnant you cut her head off, put a baby down there and glue her head back on with pritt stick. But he said cellotape would be ok too.
    Haha, your family sounds excellent.

    If it was me, I'd say something like "no, that's called a computer, not a ***, silly."

    Although I might not be the best to ask, as I taught all my younger siblings all the rude words I knew, as soon as I knew them.
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    (Original post by tropical-twist3)
    yeah but he's tell his friends and some parents would complain. hmmm

    I know he calls sex "jiggy" from getting jiggy, and he knows that sex is rude, involves nakedness: "rudey nudey" and makes babies. But he doesn't know how. Which is why I am reluctant in explaining what sperm is.

    He used to think to get a woman pregnant you cut her head off, put a baby down there and glue her head back on with pritt stick. But he said cellotape would be ok too.
    See he already knows some basics dare I say it stuff the parents he might as well learn now :ninja:
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    (Original post by fisherman)
    Haha, your family sounds excellent.

    If it was me, I'd say something like "no, that's called a computer, not a ***, silly."
    haha we're 'different' but entertaining I s'pose.

    Yeah maybe I should just try and help him come up with another nickname for it. Or maybe he'll forget it soon enough.:rolleyes:
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    I think I have parkinsons. :sad:
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    (Original post by Rock Fan)
    See he already knows some basics dare I say it stuff the parents he might as well learn now :ninja:
    Noo I can't because when he gets an erection it won't be this funny innocent magic willy he thinks he has, he'll realise what it's for. It'll be like telling him santa isn't real.
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    (Original post by LH123)
    I think I have parkinsons. :sad:
    No baby making then!

    What are your symptoms?
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    Shaky hands. :gasp:

    Plx make babies. :sad:
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    Finally! Somewhere I can get some real, deep, meaningful advice........

    Last summer all my friends died and became anorexic as a result..... anyway, to cut a long story short; I ended up having gay sex with a random stranger's dog..........any advice?
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    (Original post by The_Gene_Genie)
    Finally! Somewhere I can get some real, deep, meaningful advice........

    Last summer all my friends died and became anorexic as a result..... anyway, to cut a long story short; I ended up having gay sex with a random stranger's dog..........any advice?
    WHat was it like shagging a random stanger's dog?
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    (Original post by Rock Fan)
    WHat was it like shagging a random stanger's dog?
    Strangely sickening.... I thought it would be enjoyable, but it seems dogging isn't for me.............

    Any advice?
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    (Original post by The_Gene_Genie)
    Strangely sickening.... I thought it would be enjoyable, but it seems dogging isn't for me.............

    Any advice?
    My advice would be feel proud on what you did, least you tried it and figured out it wasn't for you.
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    (Original post by Rock Fan)
    My advice would be feel proud on what you did, least you tried it and figured out it wasn't for you.
    Thanks, that's really made me feel better about myself; and the catting...........
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    My boyfriend says I suck at dirty talk. How can I unleash my inner ho? :ninja:
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    (Original post by Amanda)
    My boyfriend says I suck at dirty talk. How can I unleash my inner ho? :ninja:
    You could try what I did...........(see posts above)
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    It's better than shagging a cat
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    (Original post by Rock Fan)
    It's better than shagging a cat
    Got that right.......
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    (Original post by The_Gene_Genie)
    You could try what I did...........(see posts above)
    I should have sex with a dog? :confused:
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    (Original post by Amanda)
    My boyfriend says I suck at dirty talk. How can I unleash my inner ho? :ninja:
    You could go to your GP?
 
 
 
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