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    (Original post by cowsgoquack)
    I feel a bit sad really
    Just keep looking up lots of pictures of jailbait, find yourself a nice adventurous internet boyfriend and make sure you use lots of margarine, even if he does have a thing for extension leads.
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    (Original post by Jangrafess)
    The only way really to find out is to **** them and see if they talk to you afterwards. It's the only thing we can think of.
    that's just rubbish advice. :mad:
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    But its all so monotonous
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    (Original post by Jangrafess)
    The only way really to find out is to **** them and see if they talk to you afterwards. It's the only thing we can think of.



    Get away from me.
    wot r u sayin
    dat iz propa owt of order.


    Hhahahahahah.
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    (Original post by Areontas)
    back off biatch, he's mine. :plz2:
    omgzzz no waii!
    Hahaha
    I LOVE YOU ASH
    and i wanted to text you today
    AND I HADN'T SAVED YOUR NUMBER
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    (Original post by Sandhu)
    this doesn't work you idiot

    HELP ME FFS
    Try another acronym. gfto.
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    (Original post by SiaSiaSia)
    omgzzz no waii!
    Hahaha
    I LOVE YOU ASH
    and i wanted to text you today
    AND I HADN'T SAVED YOUR NUMBER
    PM'd you babe xxx
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    (Original post by Areontas)
    that's just rubbish advice. :mad:
    No it isn't, it'll work! **** him really hard on his willy and then stroke it a little bit with your claws.

    (Original post by cowsgoquack)
    But its all so monotonous
    Take up something completely different like collecting marine invertebrates. But seriously, extension leads. :coma:

    (Original post by SiaSiaSia)
    wot r u sayin
    dat iz propa owt of order.


    Hhahahahahah.
    Sorry bbz, Sean typed that answer, I still want you xoxox PM me,
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    (Original post by Jangrafess)
    Tell half of Chat not to suck so hard next time.

    (And credit me for the avatars, *****.)
    Tell them to watch their teeth more like :teeth:

    (K. )
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    my head bows slightly, the wrist rises, and my palm is now in full contact with my face. this is the only way i can describe that post.

    more effort!!
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    I keep having sexual thoughts about my sister, what should I do?!
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    (Original post by Sandhu)
    my head bows slightly, the wrist rises, and my palm is now in full contact with my face. this is the only way i can describe that post.

    more effort!!
    :eyebrow:
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    (Original post by LH123)
    I keep having sexual thoughts about my sister, what should I do?!
    does she have AIDS?
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    (Original post by LH123)
    I keep having sexual thoughts about my sister, what should I do?!
    have sex with her
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    (Original post by cowsgoquack)
    have sex with her
    get your own thread
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    (Original post by Seanisonfire)
    does she have AIDS?
    Yes, and buck teeth, oh the horror. In fact she looks a bit like Ronaldo.
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    (Original post by LH123)
    Yes, and buck teeth, oh the horror. In fact she looks a bit like Ronaldo.
    Do her from behind.
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    (Original post by Seanisonfire)
    Do her from behind.
    Thanks, I'll go try now, even though she is asleep. Back in 10.
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    (Original post by LH123)
    Thanks, I'll go try now, even though she is asleep. Back in 10.
    lube up! or dont. ask her if a sore anus will be a turn on first.
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    (Original post by Seanisonfire)
    get your own thread
    okay thats a bit rude but whatever
 
 
 
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