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    (Original post by Amanda)
    I just realized Leigh is a dude.
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    (Original post by Kitty_x)
    Anon or delete because my dog's friend posts on here and he knows me.

    Ok, I swallowed my boyfriends sperm, am I pregnant? My boyfriend is so ashamed of me.
    Please help me.

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    First up, I am your dog's friend, so be ashamed of yourself.

    Next, you probably are but only if you really want to be and you were a virgin before. Your boyfriend has every right to be ashamed of you and you should probably makes amends by sucking it again and not swallowing.
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    (Original post by imtired)
    anon or delete

    ok im kinda worryed here since my g/f got pregnant and all she isnt been havein her period do u think the baby is drinkin the blood??? she 6 month pregnant
    Yes, but it doesn't matter because that's what's going to stop it being an albino.
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    I have a fetish where I like to **** off horses, is this normal?
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    (Original post by Leigh.)
    Love you.
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    (Original post by Rock Fan)
    I have a fetish where I like to **** off horses, is this normal?
    Yes, you're from the midlands.
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    (Original post by Amanda)
    Love you.
    Pfft
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    (Original post by Leigh.)
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    What? I was only going by the name Leigh and so I just assumed!

    Sorry. :puppyeyes: :bawling:
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    She has a point, you're the only male Leigh I know.
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    Thank you Jangrafess.
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    (Original post by Amanda)
    What? I was only going by the name Leigh and so I just assumed!

    Sorry. :puppyeyes: :bawling:
    It's alright, I love you too.

    Most of my lecturers have called me Ley at first
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    Hi I'm 17 and my penis is only 3 inches long when erect, is this too small? :confused:

    Some girl told me it was, and I would never ever find love, and that the average penis size for someone of my age is 10 inches. :shock:
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    What happens if you wake up spooning a tampon? Not that it happened lol, just want to know. Anon or delete.
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    (Original post by Jangrafess)
    She has a point, you're the only male Leigh I know.
    On the contrary for me I know no female Leighs and there are two male Leighs that I know of but don't know personally.
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    (Original post by LH123)
    Hi I'm 17 and my penis is only 3 inches long when erect, is this too small? :confused:

    Some girl told me it was, and I would never ever find love, and that the average penis size for someone of my age is 10 inches. :shock:
    yeah, those facts are all true and you're going to live a miserable, solitary life punctuated only by pathetic attempts at masturbation which will inevitably end in your demise.
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    (Original post by kimoso)
    What happens if you wake up spooning a tampon? Not that it happened lol, just want to know. Anon or delete.
    LOL THAT'S ONE BIG TAMPON YOU HAVE BUCKET FANNY
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    Is it sexy to have a carrot stuck in your bum
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    (Original post by Jangrafess)
    yeah, those facts are all true and you're going to live a miserable, solitary life punctuated only by pathetic attempts at masturbation which will inevitably end in your demise.
    :emo:

    I added some more information, maybe you will change your mind? Please, I don't want to be lonesome all my life. To be honest it's pretty embarassing ******* all alone too because the length means I don't get any pleasure.

    Here is it measured against the screen.

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    I measured my friends too while he was sleeping, it was this big!

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    (Original post by Leigh.)
    On the contrary for me I know no female Leighs and there are two male Leighs that I know of but don't know personally.
    Maybe things are different in Wales.
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    (Original post by LH123)
    :emo:

    I added some more information, maybe you will change your mind? Please, I don't want to be lonesome all my life. To be honest it's pretty embarassing ******* all alone too because the length means I don't get any pleasure.

    Here is it measured against the screen.

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    I measured my friends too while he was sleeping, it was this big!

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    No sorry, your penis is inadequate and will lead to you being unemployed, unloved and gay.
 
 
 
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