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    I'm going to tell you guys something embarrassing that transpired the other week, I am a victim of sharting. I engraved in myself a sense of inferiority when i was 6 to ensure would never occur again. I firmly believed with maturity with age you could foreshadow what your anus would prompt. Well I obviously, given that I sharted, became too hubristic. I'm going to be veracious, it still haunts me even though I took measures to circumvent my **** from touching my undergarments, I forced my butt cheeks together. I was told by my peers that it happens to the best of us, but I honestly believe they were just inane phrases of placation.
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    I farted and it made a horrible squeaking sound, what could that mean?
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    (Original post by Rock Fan)
    I farted and it made a horrible squeaking sound, what could that mean?
    Sound of semen being forcibly expelled past the babies toys.
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    I'm 17 and I really fancy this girl, she's 11. 2 big 4 an age gap?
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    Im in love wit my friends mum, I saw her on a porn vid at my gfs n wanted her number. plz should I attempt to ask her or wut?

    PS keep me anon or delete. plz
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    (Original post by Leigh.)
    Im in love wit my friends mum, I saw her on a porn vid at my gfs n wanted her number. plz should I attempt to ask her or wut?

    PS keep me anon or delete. plz
    This is the bible for all **** related queries, as far as I'm concerned:

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nVJmwYKy7eM
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    (Original post by LH123)
    This is the bible for all **** related queries, as far as I'm concerned:

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nVJmwYKy7eM
    She looks like her.

    Bt wud my gf be happy if I was cheating on her? I dont knw wht to do. maybe 3some?
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    (Original post by Leigh.)
    She looks like her.

    Bt wud my gf be happy if I was cheating on her? I dont knw wht to do. maybe 3some?
    Probably your best bet, to be honest. Or you could just have her mom on the side, she doesn't have to know. :devil:
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    (Original post by LH123)
    Probably your best bet, to be honest. Or you could just have her mom on the side, she doesn't have to know. :devil:
    But her dad wont be happy either

    mebe 4some? :confused:
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    I suppose that is your final option. I would draw a diagram of what position you would have to use but I'm not a qualified H+R informer, you will have to wait until Jangrafess and Sean come back. :shock:
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    k you troll, go to ur own forem
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    I gave my girlfriend anal sex could she be pregnant from it?
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    So last night, I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said 'FRESH' and had a dice in the mirror. Is this common? :lolwut:
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    Right, Sean and I are off to London for a few days, so our service is now postponed luv u all xoxox
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    (i believe) my teacher likes me.
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    Rags her doggy style.
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    i even sat with her in the cafeteria for lunch.
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    Lol Teachers Pet
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