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    Oh...this is still going.
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    (Original post by Kitty_x)
    Anon or delete because my dog's friend posts on here and he knows me.

    Ok, I swallowed my boyfriends sperm, am I pregnant? My boyfriend is so ashamed of me.
    Please help me.

    :lolwut:
    Haha
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    (Original post by Kitty_x)
    Haha
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    Ah good to have this back, anyone know a cure for a aching right wrist?
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    (Original post by Rock Fan)
    Ah good to have this back, anyone know a cure for a aching right wrist?
    Use your left one for a bit.
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    (Original post by jaydoh)
    Use your left one for a bit.
    True sometimes I forget I have two hands I should have really posted anon in H&R though
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    Or, if you're so ambidextrous you can use your mouth, then do so.
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    I wish :ninja:
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    They'll be some video on some site somewhere that shows it can be done...but who says you haven't hurt your wrist goalkeeping? :ninja:
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    (Original post by jaydoh)
    They'll be some video on some site somewhere that shows it can be done...but who says you haven't hurt your wrist goalkeeping? :ninja:
    Well come to think of it, it has been hurting since the football meet in Liverpool :ninja:
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    (Original post by Rock Fan)
    Well come to think of it, it has been hurting since the football meet in Liverpool :ninja:
    Must have been one of my piledrivers tbf :ninja:
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    (Original post by jaydoh)
    Must have been one of my piledrivers tbf :ninja:
    Probably, god I remember getting my hands on one of them at some point, bent my wrist right back what you call a stinger.
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    I fancy having a baby. A nice pretty cuddly one. Maybe a fake one would do?

    Fed up with Uni.

    If I go out tonight and have a one night stand, am I honour bound to tell the Dad in 9 months time? Don't want any money from him for clothes etc, just want his.......
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    (Original post by MaryKay)
    I fancy having a baby. A nice pretty cuddly one.

    Fed up with Uni.

    If I go out tonight and have a one night stand, am I honour bound to tell the Dad in 9 months time? Don't want any money from him for clothes etc, just want his.......
    I'll give you a baby.
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    (Original post by LH123)
    I'll give you a baby.
    Deal!
    Pretty, cuddly one?
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    (Original post by MaryKay)
    Deal!
    Pretty, cuddly one?
    Oh, that will cost you extra.
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    (Original post by LH123)
    Oh, that will cost you extra.
    Eurgh!!!
    Don't want ugly, moany one!

    Like how much extra?
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    (Original post by MaryKay)
    Eurgh!!!
    Don't want ugly, moany one!

    Like how much extra?
    Fifty quid.
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    I seem to be ejaculating out of my mouth, can you help me?
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    (Original post by MaryKay)
    What!!!!
    For that amount of quids it has to be dead bright as well!

    Need to take advice..
    I can sell you one with 10A's at A level.
 
 
 

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