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    Who else is stuck at home with nothing to do? I'm babysitting the little sister, she's in bed, and I'm bored senseless!
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    i am also babysitting. and turns out i can't go anyway because I have my driving test tomorrow morning!!! :afraid: eeeeks.

    oh well, i made up for it last night and will make up for it tomorrow night. :^_^:
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    When I'm bored and home alone (or in a house with a sleeping sibling) I find masturbating helps.
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    (Original post by JR`)
    When I'm bored and home alone (or in a house with a sleeping sibling) I find masturbating helps.
    :teeth:
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    (Original post by Areontas)
    :teeth:
    You want to help?
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    (Original post by JR`)
    You want to help?
    ok :nutcase:
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    (Original post by Areontas)
    ok :nutcase:
    K. Just put your hand right about there *indicates* Now, depress your palm a bit, and slowly rotate...


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    (Original post by JR`)
    K. Just put your hand right about there *indicates* Now, depress your palm a bit, and slowly rotate...


    wtf, weirdooo
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    I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm making 6 bucks an hour.
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    (Original post by Areontas)
    ok :nutcase:
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    (Original post by JR`)
    K. Just put your hand right about there *indicates* Now, depress your palm a bit, and slowly rotate...


    and the mystery of how your penis fell off is solved!
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    (Original post by Seanisonfire)
    he's corrupting me, it's not my fault. :cry:
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    (Original post by Seanisonfire)
    and the mystery of how your penis fell off is solved!
    Actually, that was your mum's fault
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    (Original post by Areontas)
    he's corrupting me, it's not my fault. :cry:
    as long as you come back to me after the disabled handjob i'll be happy :puppyeyes:
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    I'm at home tonight because I'm tired after a long day. Saving myself for a night out tomorrow night
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    I'm home. I don't mind, I needed a lazy weekend where I just sit here and so nothing. lol
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    (Original post by Seanisonfire)
    as long as you come back to me after the disabled handjob i'll be happy :puppyeyes:
    I'll think about it. :heart:
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    (Original post by Areontas)
    I'll think about it. :heart:
    Hump'em and dump'em is it? :sad:
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    (Original post by JR`)
    Hump'em and dump'em is it? :sad:
    don't you start! :zomg:
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    JR from reading your instructions i am interested in your masturbating technique. Do you really do it like that or do you pay crippled people to do it for you?
 
 
 
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